Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

This whole site would argue with a cheeseburger.

 

[Big Nasty]

I saw dude wipes in the store today. Made me feel something.

You were in a gay store.

It was a kroger

...you were in a gay store

 

[Trombonista]

Christopher Cantwell Child Care & Marriage Counseling Service is a thing that exists and I will never stop laughing.

 

[Adrian Dittmann]

I feel bad for his ass tumor, coming down with tranny.

 

[Trombonista]

He's shouting Train lyrics now

 

[AprilRains]

it's like some ouroboros form of retardation, with one slightly less retarded head shoving Legos in another retards ass.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

*Warner Non-Binary Relatives (Of Color)

 

[Trombonista]

I didn't have "Overdosing on 5 Hour Energy and BonerMAXXX" on my Pixy Death Pool this year.

 

[Trombonista]

Having fb drama over whether or not you flushed your dead kid down the toilet makes someone a strong contender as a person of interest in my books.

 

[Trombonista]

That put me right off my pizza.

Bengals fan here. Fuck football. Call it whatever you like, the game is a weekly exercise in pain and disappointment this season.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

obese Womyn of Calories

 

[Trombonista]

They do NOT be fucking with MY princess like that! My fellow faggots will RIOT in the streets like it's the next Stonewall if they do that shit.

 

[Trombonista]

I love how the second photo looks like a mugshot after getting arrested for taking a shit on the floor in the beef jerky aisle of a Buc-ee's.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel like Trump could deport Boogie & send him to Alligator Alcatraz & I would still want him out of the oval office.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Even for a demented Muslim, tracing your daughter's onlyfans pictures to make demon fanart seems a bit much

My Jeffrey Epstein fashion video keeps getting dumb comments about some stupid island! Listen, the guy knew how to dress. I don't see a reason to talk about anything else!

 

[Trombonista]

I know quite a few people on the autism spectrum
with genuine diagnoses that would want to crucify Andy Ditch if they knew he existed.

I imagine plenty already post here.

 

[Trombonista]

Some days, I fear you're too kind for this place.

 

[Trombonista]

Hunter Biden is based, he knows how to make his own crack and doesn't follow gun laws.

A true Irish-American patriot.

We elected the wrong Biden.

 

[Nooget]

This is all subtext but it has the subtlety of a fucking Dark Souls boss telegraphing a wind-up attack.

 

[Trombonista]

I guess we’re going to have to fuck now @John Badman's wife, but I’m not going to enjoy it.