🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Her trousers are creased to shit and covered with stains, and look at the way she's blown out those flats. Jesus Christ Anna watching is funny as shit, she's my absolute fave online entertainment. I'd pay pretty much anything for a subscription to a 24/7 headmounted go-pro feed of her day. Better than anything on Netflix.
 
I love so much that her arms are back to pre-disfigurement girth. Now with added scars!
That especially kills me. She went through all the trouble of surgery and recovery, and she has the scars and has been alluding to complications even outside spitting stiches. And she STILL has that fat overhang around her elbows!
 
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Greasy, waxy hair? Check! ✅
Cavernous pock-marks big enough to be archaeological dig sites? Check! ✅
Attempted smize that comes out more like the steely glare of a bad cop during an interrogation? Check! ✅
Thinly-veiled bitterness that makes every photo she took look like a miserable chore interrupting her booze-and-snack time? Oh, bestie, you know that's a check! ✅

God, her entire outfit makes her look like a tacky couch brought to life by a magic spell. When you start to resemble the piece of furniture you spend the most time on, you need to take a serious look at your life.
 
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Greasy, waxy hair? Check! ✅
Cavernous pock-marks big enough to be archaeological dig sites? Check! ✅
Attempted smize that comes out more like the steely glare of a bad cop during an interrogation? Check! ✅
Thinly-veiled bitterness that makes every photo she took look like a miserable chore interrupting her booze-and-snack time? Oh, bestie, you know that's a check! ✅

God, her entire outfit makes her look like a tacky couch brought to life by a magic spell. When you start to resemble the piece of furniture you spend the most time on, you need to take a serious look at your life.
To me the funniest part is doing this right outside her apartment's front door. Another long day for our gorl. Waddle downstairs, shoot for 20 minutes and then back to couch locked with a vokda spritzer, a bag of cheap sweets and netflix.
 
Oh honey. They aren't teasing you because you're part of the gang, they're mocking you because you're a braying jackass and circus clown making a spectacle of yourself in their space.

She's never been part of a group so she has no idea what in-group behavior looks like, she's just going off what she absorbed from years of Mormon-friendly media and pop culture references that align with what her ego wants to feel.

Sometimes I wonder if the only show she was allowed to watch as a kid was Full House. If you go back and watch the series you understand in a way you couldn't when you were a kid that the Tanners were obnoxious attention whores who constantly barge in places they shouldn't be and because they're the main characters, this behavior is always rewarded and never punished. Seriously, go watch that shit, it's fucking insane this show was so beloved back then. The only reason Anna doesn't get called out IRL constantly is because everyone is the Tanners nowadays and people of a certain caliber are willing to force a smile and put up with her bullshit strictly due to the number of zeros in her social media following.
 
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