💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Something must have really crawled up Sarah's ass to get her bitching and moaning this much. I know she's normally salty, but lately she's been extra salty.
 
Not getting compliments is unironically the manliest thing about Sarah (although men just flat-out rarely get compliments, whereas hers is because she's a disheveled-looking toad-woman who almost certainly reeks, signaling to the women who ordinarily compliment other women that she's completely coo-coo for cocoa puffs).

As for her looking 28-30, lol. Lmao.

Also, IIRC, the working theory for the basketball thing was that she had misheard someone call her a basket case. Possibly post-stroke Debbie being a bit of a mush-mouth or something. Then again, it could be something completely insane with Prince Handsome, our copic marker hamburger NOT POOT zombie robot that humps tables and shit.
 
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Something must have really crawled up Sarah's ass to get her bitching and moaning this much. I know she's normally salty, but lately she's been extra salty.
What a fucking child.

I mentioned this earlier but I 100% believe she went to a meetup and tried to intrude upon people's activities and the teens/young adults there told her to go away and leave them alone. Probably combined with the fact that she's all alone of Christmas and her father is growing increasingly angry with her.
 
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Something must have really crawled up Sarah's ass to get her bitching and moaning this much. I know she's normally salty, but lately she's been extra salty.
Truly manly men don't need compliments.

She looks like a middle aged dyke, not somebody much younger than she is. And the reason she's gotten fired so many times is she's a terrible worker with a terrible work ethic.

All this shows is Pixy is living in a totally different reality than the rest of us.
 
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Something must have really crawled up Sarah's ass to get her bitching and moaning this much. I know she's normally salty, but lately she's been extra salty.

Who is she gonna sue for being old and poor and bad at cosplay? The green jelly spilleth over.

"I look younger like 28-30"? Yeah. If it was the 12th century and she was dying of dysentery. She is so delusional. Has she seen her latest cosplay photos? :lol:

I wonder if her dad is telling her to stop dressing like a retard already. Or maybe she's just mad that people criticized her wildly inaccurate cosplay. Probably both.
 
At least she can admit that she just wants ass pats and attention. +1 in self-reflection.
 
I mentioned this earlier but I 100% believe she went to a meetup and tried to intrude upon people's activities and the teens/young adults there told her to go away and leave them alone.
You're saying she got the Pim treatment?

What gets me is that even if it were true that she looked 28-30 (which it most definitly isn't), that's stop too old for most of the things she wants to do and the groups she wants to cling to. Clinging to your late 20s/early 30s as NOT TECHNICALLY OLD I'M STILL TOTALLY YOUNG AND FRESH is what emotionally stunted people do.
 
You're saying she got the Pim treatment?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Msxsu448JmE
What gets me is that even if it were true that she looked 28-30 (which it most definitly isn't), that's stop too old for most of the things she wants to do and the groups she wants to cling to. Clinging to your late 20s/early 30s as NOT TECHNICALLY OLD I'M STILL TOTALLY YOUNG AND FRESH is what emotionally stunted people do.
What gets me isn't even her interests. It's the manner in which tries to express them. There are many any people in their 30s and 40s who are still into animoo, vidja games, and cosplay, but they also tend to do more mature, age appropriate and body type appropriate costumes. They also tend to have their own shit together, like owning their own home. Having a stable job, and raising kids of their own. They aren't waddling around doing "fan service" photo shoots in abandoned playgrounds with characters half their age and size.
 
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You're saying she got the Pim treatment?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Msxsu448JmE
What gets me is that even if it were true that she looked 28-30 (which it most definitly isn't), that's stop too old for most of the things she wants to do and the groups she wants to cling to. Clinging to your late 20s/early 30s as NOT TECHNICALLY OLD I'M STILL TOTALLY YOUNG AND FRESH is what emotionally stunted people do.

She's so emotionally stunted. And because she acts like a whiny spoiled teenager but looks like a fat 50 year old soccer mom, people just think she's a sped. So her inclusion in anything is probably out of pity.

She needs to keep her terrible cosplays to Halloween and conventions like a normal adult who plays dress up would do. She's doing her equivalent of the Naruto mall run all the damn time and at her age it makes her look retarded. And the sped haircut ain't helping. I sometimes see little kids in Superman capes and Disney princess dresses when I'm shopping. But I do not see adults casually walking around dressed as the bastard love child of Vanitas and Sesshoumaru. You can see a skate bowl in one of the pics. She's at a park at night and there's probably teens there wondering who the fat grandma in the Halloween costume is. I wonder if that's where her "I can wear what I want! I look 28! STOP HARMING ME!" rant came from.

She's still pumping out fanfiction by the ton. This time there's a special guest star!

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His body burned with a predatory longing that he hadn’t felt in years. It burned like a rampaging fire. Or a mosquito bite prickling against his pale skin. It hurt and his heart raced quickly in his chest, much too quickly, like a steam train crumbling on the rails. In need of repair. Like adrenaline from a drug, sending him into a sexual hypnosis.

That's it. Pixy's new theme song is Unbelievable by EMF. :lol:

The things, you say
Your purple prose just give you away
The things, you say
You're Unbelievable

He couldn’t contain his desire but laughed, making excuses for his weird laughter and lingering gazes. He kept looking at her legs and between them.

Eyes on the road! And again with the laughing. Imagine how creepy that must be in person. If she tries to "flirt" with women by laughing and making retard faces.

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There's been more redundancy lately. I think she's typing these out really fast just trying to get to the pee scenes.

The popcorn and sodas were long abandoned for the theatre ushers to deal with.

Slob. I have never once left my trash in the aisles. That's why they are always sticky and gross. This is Cinemark, the place that she was fuming didn't hire her. So maybe she just salty here.

His dick was rodding,

Still doesn't beat the jizzler.

He lived in a bigger house than her. Decently sized yard and backyard with a miniature zen garden with a kanji windchime. The yard was in disrepair but Vanitas had no one to fix it up for: in need of new grass squares and plants.

Windchime-sama! I like how the yard is a mess and yet this man you will not harm doesn't do the manly thing and tend to it. Papa Guilbeaux could probably use some help from his son Ashton. He's a man. Stop harming him.

she teased and hopped right on his flatulence.

WTF? Does Pixy not know that means farts?

The dirty part of his brain wanted to breed her. Fill her. Claim her. Use her as his potty.

More potty talk. Although there's no pee in this one. It ends in a bukkakerama instead. It's really nasty.
 
I’ve met a couple of bona fide schizo weebs IRL that exhibit traits similar to Sarah—discombobulated dress sense, having to depend on family a lot, emotional immaturity, sometimes issues with hygiene & housekeeping, reality occasionally fluctuating for them—but amidst these peculiarities, they also have a fun personality, a sense of humor, a modicum of discipline cos they are compliant with their medication & therapy, and because of that they’re able to live somewhat normal lives with friends, activities, even full time jobs.

Pixy drew all of the short straws with her brain chemistry. When you struggle with any kind of schizophrenic illness, you have to have some kind of support system, whether it’s your family & friends or just the doctor you see monthly for meds. But Pixy is wretchedly self centered with a repellent personality that always inevitably drives away whatever patient fool tries to befriend her, and her narcissism prevents her from cooperating with or even entertaining the idea of any kind of treatment plan. Obviously growing up with Debbie’s unhinged ass played a part, but I think it’s just as likely Pixy was just born with a rotten ass personality.

She’s always going to be lonely & unfulfilled.

*edit WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS NEW SMUT :lit: “she teased and hopped right on his flatulence* jesus tapdancing christ im fucking wheezing, never stop writing Sarah please.
 
Vanitas wanted to eat her up like a pineapple birthday cake from sweet fountains
Guess we know what she got this year.

The nasty part of his brain wanted him to buy gas station supplements, ro supplements to get bigger and last longer
Well. I didn't have "Overdosing on 5 Hour Energy and BonerMAXXX" on my Pixy Death Pool this year.
 
*edit WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS NEW SMUT :lit: “she teased and hopped right on his flatulence* jesus tapdancing christ im fucking wheezing, never stop writing Sarah please.

I think she might have meant "tumescence", which means to swell or engorge. But it's either a victim of autocorrect or retardation. Remember to add properly spelled BIG WORDS to your dictionary to avoid autocorrect snafus. But she could really think that flatulence means she's got a raging 5.5 inch jizzler in her pants.

Guess we know what she got this year.


Well. I didn't have "Overdosing on 5 Hour Energy and BonerMAXXX" on my Pixy Death Pool this year.

Almost every location in her fictional peeorama is in Victoria. Like I said before. It's as boring as a high school AU. And the whole "Professor Vanitas" thing isn't much different. Aged up college characters hurr durr. The Kairi in these chapters is just a schoolgirl fetish. It's Pixy in her school uniform cosplay being treated like a doorknob by a disgusting pervert. It's so easy to see through the whole gender LARP nonsense if you know her past.

I can totally see her trying this stuff thinking it will make her stomach penis turn into the jizzler.
 
I think she might have meant "tumescence", which means to swell or engorge. But it's either a victim of autocorrect or retardation. Remember to add properly spelled BIG WORDS to your dictionary to avoid autocorrect snafus. But she could really think that flatulence means she's got a raging 5.5 inch jizzler in her pants.
With all the “potty” references we’ve already seen, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s started to get into farts & straight up scat at this point.

I bet soon she writes something involving anal & she’s going to describe it like “his diddler slammed in and out of her brown hole with a wet sounding push of air every time he thrusted against her bouncing bubble butt”
 
Almost every location in her fictional peeorama is in Victoria. Like I said before. It's as boring as a high school AU. And the whole "Professor Vanitas" thing isn't much different. Aged up college characters hurr durr. The Kairi in these chapters is just a schoolgirl fetish. It's Pixy in her school uniform cosplay being treated like a doorknob by a disgusting pervert. It's so easy to see through the whole gender LARP nonsense if you know her past.
I guarantee Professor Sarah Ashton Vanitas is an art professor at an analogue of Texas A&M - Victoria (formerly the University of Houston - Victoria, where Sarah graduated from). She has literally no imagination, and I really do think she goes around all day pretending that she's Vanitas.

And Kairi is being treated like a table or vending machine, not a doorknob, thank you very much. Why are you harming her?
 
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