🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Jeremy if a pure hedonist, the drugs, the food, the jerking, off, the shitting besides for wanting his taxes low, and babes in his movies, and video games he doesn’t really seem to actually have any political beliefs. He’s also not particularly intelligent either emotionally, or otherwise.
Jeremy just wants to be a bully, and he came to fame at YouTube where all the "tough guys" were conservative. If it as 2011 or 2012? Maybe he would have been a Jamie Kilstein type of "SJW attack dog". But in that window of time where all the online tough guys you don't want to cross were conservative, or vaguely conservative leaning "irreverent Libertarian" types. His whole endgame was wanting to be a Big Dog in whatever scene, and on YouTube it happened to be anti-liberal vloggers, so that's why he claims conservatism.
 
With Jeremy this has a double meaning.

On a side note I have absolutely 0 game with the ladies and even I know to ask that kinda shiz when the camera is off. Just a simple "yo wanna catch the game at this sports bar later?"

Unless, of course, he was trying to use being on camera as a way to pressure her to say yes.
 
This has me wandering if a lawsuit and what kind can be brought against HamPlanet? @Potentially Criminal thoughts? I remember you commented something about a potential harassment suit considering Jeremys behavior during a model kit stream while you were watching the Casino. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
I mean I know you aren't asking me, but I know if I pulled even 5% of the shit he does at my job, I'd be fired for sexual harassment. He is doing this continuously as the employer. This is like low budget midwest Weinstein shit man.
 
Mel isn't bad at all, especially if she's about to turn 40. A lot of you must be out of the dating game, but hop on any app and you'll see just how bad the pool is for most people. Her not being morbidly obese or "curvy" and 5 kids gives her an immediate leg up on most of those within her age range.

Which is why Jeremy is trying to fuck her. Any recent pics of his wife come out?
 
With Jeremy this has a double meaning.

On a side note I have absolutely 0 game with the ladies and even I know to ask that kinda shiz when the camera is off. Just a simple "yo wanna catch the game at this sports bar later?"

Unless, of course, he was trying to use being on camera as a way to pressure her to say yes.
Came off to me more like Hambeast was trying to cover his ass if any accusations came out later. He makes mention of a 'family' restaurant and 'to watch the game.'

Yep, no ulterior motives here guys. Totally above board. Yep yep yep.

Also whoever was mentioning how he fixates on women, don't forget his over the top simping for Gina Carano.
 
Mel isn't bad at all, especially if she's about to turn 40. A lot of you must be out of the dating game, but hop on any app and you'll see just how bad the pool is for most people. Her not being morbidly obese or "curvy" and 5 kids gives her an immediate leg up on most of those within her age range.

Which is why Jeremy is trying to fuck her. Any recent pics of his wife come out?
One of the best reasons to keep women out of the workforce (there's plenty) is so they needn't suffer the predations of Hamplanet-style PERVERT bosses. I hope for a lawsuit!
 
Also whoever was mentioning how he fixates on women, don't forget his over the top simping for Gina Carano.
Gina Carano and Brie Larson. He made so many videos on Larson. So many. Well after she wasn't relevant. Carano he actually was able to get in close contact with... and she ghosted his ass the second she could. Likely because Jeremy is a fucking creep.
 
He is extremely socially awkward. How this guy managed to get married will always be a mystery to me, but i must assume she is kinda "weird" herself. Stranger things have happened i guess. Weirdo women are just as common as weirdo men.

But his awkwardness shines through all the time, its constant.
Apart from his wife i do wonder if he had much social interactions in his life. Has he EVER had any close friends? I doubt it very much. The few friends he made along his life probably dissapeared quite fast when realizing how creepy this fucker is. Most of his time probably consists of playing videogames alone in his basement.

He is a fascinating specimen, boring as hell personality wise but fascinating still.

I dont think he can have penetrative sex, drugs and alcohol and a belly hut the size of wisconsin takes a toll on the functions, there is no way he could perform even IF melonie would give him a chance. (she wont Jeremy, i know you are reading here...everyone thinks you are creepy as fuck)
 
Jeremy is deleting comments on this stream that are asking why he was trying to take Melonie out to dinner alone.
This is a really risky feature but the body language in this interaction is so hilarious. He narrows his eyes in anger and then physically recoils, turns his body to hide his eye-roll and frustration. He finally was near her, had a plan to isolate her, and then Mac sends out the Gorl signal for Hannah to accompany her so that she's not alone with Hambly. Hannah immediately recognizes the SOS and accepts the invitation without hesitation. This is all subtext but it has the subtly of a fucking Dark Souls boss telegraphing a wind-up attack.
 
Am I wrong or isn't she an (reformed?) onlyfans whore? I agree with the guy who said she was going to fuck him for money she just wasn't down for the gfe. Shame.
No iirc she didn't do only fans (edit: others are saying she did, could be wrong), but she has definitely posted a lot of photos of her selfies on places like twitter where she was in stuff like bikinis, short shorts, etc.

I'm too lazy and she's not hot enough to go digging for them, but there were a lot of them at one point. Not sure but it seems those posts stopped when her hypocrisy was called out after that goonergate shit. She likely scrubbed a lot of them, too.

Imagine spamming photos like below when you're scolding people for liking/wanting hot, scantily-clad girls in games:
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source: https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Melonie_Mac
 
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I hate people who couch their grift in religion.

Am I wrong or isn't she an (reformed?) onlyfans whore? I agree with the guy who said she was going to fuck him for money she just wasn't down for the gfe. Shame.
She was on onlyfans but from what the internet says about the OF leaks was pretty tame and never showed more skin than a bikini, not even the "hand bra"/topless-but-no-tits shit unless there was some hidden spicy shots.

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"Hey Melonie, I just took a 12 gallon dump this morning. Want to go out on a date?"
Just low-key letting her know he's ready to get pegged.

No self-respecting Christian should listen to a grifting harlot. She must have forgotten that Jesus hates hypocrites.
But Jesus loves whores, so that cancels out.

Reminds of Asian women; some of them look beautiful and youthful until their 40s, then wake up one day looking like the shop owner in Gremlins.
As someone with chronic, acute yellow fever:
This is every Asian woman. You need to watch some asian women make up tutorials and watch a 3 become an 8 in real time. The wall you see them hit around 30/40 is more about when, unless Asian laten onset diabetes has made them get puffy, they stop caring so much about their appearance vs. any actual massive shift in appearance.

You find yourself an asian who keeps up her appearance and diet you'll discover that "hot Asian MILF" is like 62.

He is extremely socially awkward. How this guy managed to get married will always be a mystery to me, but i must assume she is kinda "weird" herself. Stranger things have happened i guess. Weirdo women are just as common as weirdo men.
tl;dr: The old fashioned way: very likely church/family connections.
If you just want to get married and have her pump out some kids, get your ass to church. She won't be a model, but neither is your dumpy ass, and pretty much universally if she's over 30 and still single she's willing to settle for boring and dependable.
Its even easier if your family goes to that church and you have someone willing vouch and set things up. That removes the steps where she needs to vet you and things can progress directly into the "is this guy too much of a mutant of me to deal with his quirks for 50 years?" phase.

I have a friend who is hitting the "I don't want to sleep around anymore, I want to find a girl to settle down with" phase of his life, and every time I tell him to go find a church; with his steady job, regular bathing, and no criminal history he'll have his choice of women in their 30s willing and ready to have his children ASAP.
And every time he doesn't do that and instead sleeps around some more and big shock none of them result in a stable relationship.
 
Gina Carano and Brie Larson. He made so many videos on Larson. So many. Well after she wasn't relevant. Carano he actually was able to get in close contact with... and she ghosted his ass the second she could. Likely because Jeremy is a fucking creep.
Larson was mentioned in the post I was alluding to.

He was pushing hard for that 'interview' for the longest time with Carano and it was pretty undisguised simping.
 
Larson was mentioned in the post I was alluding to.
I see, sorry
He was pushing hard for that 'interview' for the longest time with Carano and it was pretty undisguised simping.
The fact he got in the same room with her was still nuts. He wants desperately to cheat, but unfortunately for Jeremy, he has found the only woman that will ever put up with him already. He is too fat, too retarded, and too disgusting to cheat. Nobody wants to cheat with a man that talks about shit on their podcast and how he needs imodium not to have a reactor breach every day
 
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