Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

What in the absolute red neck FUCK

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Holy shit this nigga wrote a fucking phd thesis on Kiwi Farms thanks for having our back and all but this is still the gayest shit I've ever seen.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

god i fucking hate the english

I love it when we're The Site That Shall Not Be Named.

I don't know about you guys but being considered this evil is giving me a euphoria boner.

Threaten to hack them up with machetes and hatchets too. I double dog dare ya

I’m being gang stalked by a group of international fruit farmers. My husband left me for a woman with a younger yeast infection. I need just $80 to buy enough coloring books to make it through my hysterectomy. Please help. #MutualAidRequest

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This stream is like if you watched a rapist get insulted by a child rapist for being a rapist.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not conservative but I am pro-choice. Therefore, I experience no cognitive dissonance whatsoever in hoping every last one of her blastocysts dies. All of them. Forever. ESPECIALLY Carlos. Fuck Carlos in particular, actually. Any named egg, fertilized or not, implanted or not, gets extra die-vibes from me. Fuck you, Carlos. I hope you take as much of her life force as possible with you when you plunge out that diseased cervix and into the toilet bowl where you belong.

 

[Clovis]

He's like a giant ass raping Bong thats almost like some urban legend, like a giant nigger cryptid that appears to young men at night and asks to feel their muscles.

I thought it was like an urban legend but theres pics of this dude where people have spotted him like he's fucking Slender Man, or fucking Anal Rape Bigfoot.

 

[Trombonista]

Sockness is too fat to hunt down and kill any human. Not worried

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck you, Carlos.

This may be the first time the Farms has ever A-Logged a blastocyst.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Me and my polyamorous union of 8 homeless men I got to sign this document would like to joint file our taxes, thanks.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

He wrote the heartbeat laws with grease from a Chick-fil-A sandwich. I wish I was joking. They never bring in doctors to write these laws, just dinosaurs who have to ask what ectopic pregnancies are.

Still, you'd think ending up in the ER with a pen in your throat would be a wake-up call.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Normies don’t actually know how to read. They just like looking at the pretty pictures.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If a fat person goes bungee jumping and secures the belt around their neck because their waist is too thick, I'm still gonna say they committed suicide when they necked themselves. Delusions of immortality don't change suicide.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

We need stronger slurs kiwis. Stronger to soothe my feelings.

 

[Meiwaku]

I like how this thread is just basically being part of Trombonista's chosen few.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Parasocial Relationships Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Seriously, all this talk about "muh manipulative thots and their parasocial relationships" is fucking pathetic. Just don't watch them. It's not hard.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Godspeed Texas. Do not let these Californian locusts turn your state Blue and drive it into becoming the shithole they hail from.

I drink their tears, and I don't even live in Texas.

 

[Trombonista]

Holy shit this flip faggot is like those nips stranded on some island for 20 years who didn't realize World War II was over.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I love how the future of our nation isn't going to be decided between two ideologies or debate but by the concept of "Are these two retarded enough to start a ego driven slap fight"

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Man, that decline of the alpha polygamous life-style hits like a meth withdrawal, huh?

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

As a Catholic I can confirm that no, diapers are not a part of anyone's First Holy Communion.

…being diddled by the priest on the other hand, that’s a different story…