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[Trombonista]

Her married name is Willing Ham. Only god could write a joke this funny.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Being rich operates on a similar principle to the special olympics. Even if you're wealthy, you're still retarded.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I wonder if the cats surround her and treat her face like a salt lick.

I don't care if he requires special education services, with instincts like his, that kid is going places.

 

[Trombonista]

Honestly, one of my favorite games is "guess the topic of this thread the poster is raging against jews/blacks/trannies/immigrants/liberals/etc" and I am NEVER right.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Imaging expecting normal people to spend $50 watching you gaslight them with tales of your heroism in stopping your own rape factory.

 

[Trombonista]

I visited Onion Farms the last time KF was down for a few days; I spent an hour or three digging around.

I didn't snort once. Not even an amused huff. I haven't laughed since.

Now I am clinically depressed, fuck Onion Farms.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Outside of a handful of co-workers that I have that don't fucking blow, I would never socialize with the majority of people I work with off the clock. I've got significantly more important things to do, like get drunk in the morning and then jack off, or take a 45 minute screaming explosive diarrhea shit in my personal toilet.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I'm just waiting for her to blow the tub trumpet so we can see what it summons.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

As he picked up the expensive bag from the carousel, Sister Ray Dee O’Active thought, "I can do whatever I want! I can wear a dress and heels to the Department of Energy. I can meet the President. I am Representation. My fetishes are mainstream because I run Nuclear Energy for the United States of America. I can take this pleb's bag. Nobody can stop me." As she imagined slipping on this Karen's underwear, her erection grew.

 

[Trombonista]

If you have to choose between your faith and fucking Josh Campbell, your faith was never that strong to begin with. Jesus probably has a bigger dick than Josh, is what I’m saying.

 

[Trombonista]

Bitch, I call myself soup sandwich AND deal with depression. Do your worst.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I live in a town full of yuppy scum, and don't think I have never heard anything more yuppy scum than the usage of "Peloton" as a verb.

 

[Trombonista]

GOD MAKES MISTAKES.

HE MADE ME.

 

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She looks higher than a fly on Willie Nelson’s ceiling in this pic.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

The only thing bigger than her massive meatbag form is her sense of entitlement.

 

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im gay

 

[Trombonista]

My subconscious is apparently so disappointed by the fact we'll never see Puppy Love that I dreamed that Anna actually released it. Except in my dream Anna and several other whale sized women beamed down from a spaceship to compete on a dating show to win one man's affection, the show was hosted by a sassy black woman who the farms eventually discovered was actually a white woman in very convincing blackface.

 

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If you're fat, lose weight.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

As an optimist I see a partially open urethra.

Head to Tumblr for a while. It's like the online version of Skid Row.

I'm definitely an unemployed, virgin male, living in my overbearing mother's basement, sucking down Mountain Dew and eating Cheetos (that my mom buys for me).

She's disabled in the same way I'm a handsome Turkish actor.