🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votos: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votos: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votos: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votos: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votos: 10 11.2%

  • Total de votantes
    89
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Kitty update.

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Poor Gomez. I'm glad he's unblocked, but with cats that have had blockages before, they will easily reoccur if a strict diet is not adhered to. Unless Polissa decides to OWN THE HATERS by finding Gomez and some of her animals safe homes so Gomez can get the lifelong care he needs, the blockage will reoccur.

How embarrassing for all of us would that be - if Polissa did the right thing by her animals??? There would be so much egg on all our faces!

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Posted at almost 4 am her time:


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No sound except for some sad piano music in this clip. She sure is in pretty good condition after having panic attacks (plural) all night. Panic attacks are very draining experiences. Bitching on Twitter is hard enough, let alone filming and posting your face online. She does look like she cried for a few minutes. But panic attack? Her face doesn't look it to me.

Cry harder. You did this to Gomez (and Bella since you decided to talk about her last night. I've known many lab mixes and none of them have or had recurring ear infection problems like Bella did. If she had an ear infection, she needed prescription strength treatment only a vet can provide. And even then, she could've just had ear canal removal surgery that would've stopped the infections and her hearing would've been fine. I've already discussed how Bella was basically the doggie equivalent of a 65 year old retiree so yes she was old but she was just barely. That and she lived a miserable life where she really needed to live as a single special needs pet.)

The combination of the background picture (still a moon, which only serves as a nice reference for the shape of her face), the music, and Polissa trying her absolute hardest to squeeze out some tears made me cackle like a lunatic. Thanks Pissa, best laugh I've had in a while!
 
People like her are the reason that people with real conditions suffer in silence

“Panic attacks” - I fucked up and people need to feel sorry for me instead of being mad
“Migraine”- I didn’t feel like doing something important so I need an invisible excuse
“Chronic pain” - I lay in bed 80% of the time and wonder why my muscles hurt. But I don’t care enough to even take a walk

Same conditions for people who are actually suffering but still have to provide for themselves, their families or pets

Panic attack- can become debilitating quickly and destroy all aspects of your life, but many people don’t even believe they’re real or an actual problem

Migraines- still not widely understood by doctors, hard to treat, can ruin your quality of life.

Chronic pain- usually hand waved away by your doctors and bosses, etc until it becomes unlivable. Thanks to munchies
 
A reminder of Polissa’s tears the night she didn’t have donations come in so Joh and her could have Texas Roadhouse on their anniversary (her aunt sent them money to eat Applebee’s right after this was posted)

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Meanwhile, after a night of many “panic attacks”

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She was definitely more upset over not getting Killer Ribs than over her cat almost dying from her stupidity. Blocked urethras are usually death sentences for male cats.

Glad that the vet was able to unblock him. Although now I’m wondering if we’re gonna see more updates about Gomez still needing to be at the animal hospital after tomorrow. She will also beg later today for more money or crap, anyway. She added more items to her trailer Amazon wishlist since I last checked before the weekend.

Make no mistake, I’m glad Gomez is okay… for now. Polissa is still a serial animal killer that does not deserve sweet boy. I also still need to note when I update OP that Go ez merely “almost” lost his penis this time. He goes back and it’ll be back to the same shit because she hasn’t learned jack herself. That is hardly a win on Go ez’s part, and definitely not one for Polissa’s reputation.
 
Posted at almost 4 am her time:


panicattack.mp4

No sound except for some sad piano music in this clip. She sure is in pretty good condition after having panic attacks (plural) all night. Panic attacks are very draining experiences. Bitching on Twitter is hard enough, let alone filming and posting your face online. She does look like she cried for a few minutes. But panic attack? Her face doesn't look it to me.

Cry harder. You did this to Gomez (and Bella since you decided to talk about her last night. I've known many lab mixes and none of them have or had recurring ear infection problems like Bella did. If she had an ear infection, she needed prescription strength treatment only a vet can provide. And even then, she could've just had ear canal removal surgery that would've stopped the infections and her hearing would've been fine. I've already discussed how Bella was basically the doggie equivalent of a 65 year old retiree so yes she was old but she was just barely. That and she lived a miserable life where she really needed to live as a single special needs pet.)
It looks like she snuck one too many chocolate covered cherries and is in the throes of the Red #40s.

Sad Constipation Face is my new favorite Polissa face.
 
I forgot my old account credentials and had to create a new account. Here is my list of thoughts...

1. Pissa is fat and I absolutely would not have sex with her.

2. This thread is peak entertainment and I've been lurking and reading updates for quite some time.

3. It's hilarious when Joh jumps into the comments. I suppose the number of exclamation points he uses is aligned with his level of anger. I've come across people like this before and I'm sure you've seen them in those funny YouTube videos. They talk shit and immediately get popped and put to sleep; two hits -- one getting hit, and you hitting the floor. Dude looks like he weighs 135 pounds wet.
 
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TIL I am Twitter elite

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I could easily cross post this to e beggars general. The use of the word “tribe” may be cringeworthy, but dude is pointing out one of the flaws in the chronic e beggar’s tactics. Even with medical crowdfunding, much of the money one will receive will come from friends, family, or no further than the local community (friends of friends, churches, etc). Polissa herself has admitted that she only really receives “donations” from the same handful of people.

And yet, she wants everyone to just open their wallets for her because she said so. Let’s say she hasn’t mooched off others for so long even her aunt told her to cut that shit out years ago. She isn’t even polite about it. “Gomez is sick! Fuck y’all it’s your fault for not paying me! Now pay me or my cat dies and it’ll be your fault!”

By the way, Polissa, disabling comments and blocking people for asking questions just incriminates yourself more than you have already done. Just saying.
 
Lurker or not, I have to say that the username mad maxi pad gave me a good chuckle. We have a couple threads where you can reveal your favorite KF handles and if that was one, it'd definitely be on the list.

Good news, everyone! Gomez is going home tomorrow!




Good News Monday! *deep breath* Gomez is unblocked! Gomez is doing better and Gomez is coming home tomorrow, baby! Ohhhhhh! Hallelujah!

Now that Gomez is okay, please buy everything on Polissa's animal (archive) and trailer (archive) wishlists (Linktree archive)! It'll make her Christmas! The universe provides! ~~ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*(*❦ω❦)*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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Since Joh claims I'm hiding everything, fine. Here is Polissa larping as Dear Abby:

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This hurt my teeth. And trust me, I can relate. Too bad that since I'm an evil Kiwi, my call to go to the dentist ASAP will be ignored despite that shit being genuinely critical shit you do not want to fuck with (I say in a serious manner that while I've never had a filling fall out, cracked teeth fuckin' hurt and not even that one desperate shot of high proof vodka touched that pain for me. And Polissa wants her to use onions and vanilla extract? The genuine article vanilla is spendy ass shit too!)

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Could've swore that Polissa was so excited to have a "studio" in the tub trumpet trailer because she doesn't have one right now?

And here is Polissa shitposting on TikTok




I like to imagine that the Krampus finally caught up to her, threw his birch switch and chains away, and decided to personally drag her to hell himself by his bare hands.


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Gruß vom Krampus, Polly! Just don't throw out your back, Krampus! You provide a vital service.
 
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Farmers, I promise I did a thread search but I couldn't find it. Do we have an address for the trailer? I know it's on family property, are there other structures on the land?

I'm doubting that the local power company will just turn on service for a trailer in unknown structural condition without an inspection.

EDIT: the power company is the Tuscumbia Electricity Department. They have the same policies as the city of Florence.

If the trailer is in the city of Florence, the electric service is provided by the city. Their policies are available here.

She is responsible for the wiring and equipment from the street to the trailer. The city isn't responsible for any of it.

The city has the right, "to inspect any installation before electricity is introduced or at any later time, and reserves the right to reject any wiring or appliances not in accordance with the City's standards." Even if the city doesn't inspect the wiring, they aren't responsible for any damage to her property.

There are also penalties in Alabama for driving without insurance. It used to be something one could get away with so long as they avoid accidents (ha!). Since 2012, you can't register the car without proof of insurance and this includes getting yearly tag stickers. If you've had a period during the year of being uninsured, the state charges a penalty on top of the yearly renewal fee.

As The General not only dropped Polissa but rescinded the policy, I don't know that she can get car insurance. The General is a car insurance company for people who are high-risk.

She may be stupid enough to drive with expired tags and no car insurance, but that's asking for a ticket.
 
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She is gloating on Twitter at 3 in the morning. Guys, we lost. Joh said so.
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(Again, starts the video while already talking)

"Kind-hearted, giving, loving, accepting, go above and beyond, put themselves at sacrifice for the love of another, and that doesn't limit to personhood or animal.

How miserable do you have to be to come after somebody who is disabled, in poverty, and just doing the best they possibly can.

Mentally ill? I am, I already said I was. (Big smirk) You've accomplished nothing. Good try. Bravo."

Joh, in the background: "You lose."


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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! I swore that was a picture of Guntal above and then had a panicky moment where I thought I was on the wrong thread lol.
 
Farmers, I promise I did a thread search but I couldn't find it. Do we have an address for the trailer? I know it's on family property, are there other structures on the land?

I'm doubting that the local power company will just turn on service for a trailer in unknown structural condition without an inspection.

If the trailer is in the city of Florence, the electric service is provided by the city. Their policies are available here.

She is responsible for the wiring and equipment from the street to the trailer. The city isn't responsible for any of it.

The city has the right, "to inspect any installation before electricity is introduced or at any later time, and reserves the right to reject any wiring or appliances not in accordance with the City's standards." Even if the city doesn't inspect the wiring, they aren't responsible for any damage to her property.

There are also penalties in Alabama for driving without insurance. It used to be something one could get away with so long as they avoid accidents (ha!). Since 2012, you can't register the car without proof of insurance and this includes getting yearly tag stickers. If you've had a period during the year of being uninsured, the state charges a penalty on top of the yearly renewal fee.

As The General not only dropped Polissa but rescinded the policy, I don't know that she can get car insurance. The General is a car insurance company for people who are high-risk.

She may be stupid enough to drive with expired tags and no car insurance, but that's asking for a ticket.
No worries. This post has the assumed address, as far as I know no one has confirmed yet.
I think I found the trailer dox, by the way-
1765 Blue Rd, Tuscumbia, AL 35674

Polissa said it was a "murder road" which checks out. She's moving in with an aunt, which would be Angela Renee Spires, and her grandmother Betty Spires. Betty Spires is listed as the owner on the online property lookup. Can't see the trailer on street view to confirm, but I think too much lines up for it to not be it.
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Like @Conan O'Barbarian just showed, @formerfatcow found the most likely address awhile ago. Polissa once mentioned that the *family land* is in Tuscumbia, too.

As The General not only dropped Polissa but rescinded the policy, I don't know that she can get car insurance. The General is a car insurance company for people who are high-risk.

I think we confirmed that her insurance was National General, an offshoot of Allstate that also caters to high risk drivers. Not that I blame you. The names are very similar and I always get confused myself. But if she has insurance now, it's through The General proper. That is literally her only option at this point. Does she have insurance? Dunno. I don't think she should be driving, regardless.

New "disability check" TikTok. I don't follow the online munchie thread incredibly often, but the fact that this is a soundbite is so gross, even borderline offensive, to me. It is absolutely something "quirky" for teh spoonies to use so they can post "cutesy" vids about their "disabilities."




Note: all audio in this is a soundbite recorded by some dude. The Polissa responses are all text

Man: Disability Check! Your name?
Polissa: Polissa

Man: Your age?
Polissa: 39

Man: Your disability?
Polissa: Looks up at pictures of awareness ribbons for endometriosis [currently excised after hysterectomy surgery], PCOS [despite no longer having ovaries], PTSD [that she uses magic mushrooms to "cope" with], ADHD [that she refuses to treat], and fibromyalgia [that she doctor shopped a diagnosis for and would improve if she lost weight and walked around more]

Man: The age you became disabled?
Polissa: 25

Man: Accommodations to make life easier?
Polissa: Walking stick, handicap sticker [can you get a handicap sticker for FAT? Or is this for the "fibro?"]

Man: An insecurity you have because of your disability?
Polissa: I don't have time for insecurities! [see this weekend's chimpout for proof showing the contrary]

Man: Your occupation?
Polissa: Hippie I don't work but I am an artist [i can haz xmas beach cat?]

Man: Your comfort and feel good food?
Polissa: pork loaded baked potato [not Jimmy Dean bowls or soup? surprising]

Man: Something that makes you smile?
Polissa: *animated gif of cats laying together*

Man: One way you practice self care?
Polissa: *animated gif of a ginger cat patting his face with a powderpuff*
 
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Man: Accommodations to make life easier?
Polissa: whining on the fucking internet about Muh Disabilities, and consuming her RDA of calories in Mello Yello and Jimmy Dean Bowls by the hour
 
I try to keep light hearted about these fucks because there's no point in fuming and raging about people I can't punch but...DAMN I HATE how lazy fuck heads that claim a shit ton of "disabilities" as a way to stay home all day and collect free federal money.

The U.S. needs to get rid of the federal handout system entirely and leave that shit in the hands of the states. That would cull the heard of people like Princess Fiona.

She's disabled in the same way I'm a handsome Turkish actor. Though I suspect her PTSD must come from her monthly beatings at the glass fists of Joh Mayweather. Probably why he thinks he's man enough to challenge random strangers on the internet to come to his house for a fight. After years of fruitlessly bouncing punches off the belly of his useless, doughy excuse for a wife, he must believe he's ready to take on the world.

It's a shame that more people on Tik Tok "arnt" hip to her game yet. She has the best chimp outs this side of DSP.
 
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