🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Barbarella]

Do we have a name for this dead movie? A Very Tubby Christmas? was it going to feature a scene of the sleigh not being able to take off because of her weight? or like her hungrily spit roasting a reindeer?

She gave it a working title, called Puppy Love. She also showed us costumes. (A few items that fit her and were age-appropriate.)

She never shared the plot, but we basically know it: Shy Superfat takes dog to the dog park. Meets a tall, dark handsome man also taking his dog for some fun. They have a problem: either their dogs fight and they blame each other, or some other misunderstanding ensues. But the dogs become friends, and Deathfat and Chad fall in love; they realize if dogs get along, they can too. They kiss. Snow falls. Dogs frolic. /The End

I’m SO disappointed I won’t get to see this. No Christmas joy for me. I guess I’ll just have to settle for my family and friends, but according to Anna, they are going to be so annoying with their conversations and opinions. I was really dying to see who she’d cast as her romantic partner.

 

[Gramlol]

She gave it a working title, called Puppy Love. She also showed us costumes. (A few items that fit her and were age-appropriate.)

She never shared the plot, but we basically know it: Shy Superfat takes dog to the dog park. Meets a tall, dark handsome man also taking his dog for some fun. They have a problem: either their dogs fight and they blame each other, or some other misunderstanding ensues. But the dogs become friends, and Deathfat and Chad fall in love; they realize if dogs get along, they can too. They kiss. Snow falls. Dogs frolic. /The End

I’m SO disappointed I won’t get to see this. No Christmas joy for me. I guess I’ll just have to settle for my family and friends, but according to Anna, they are going to be so annoying with their conversations and opinions. I was really dying to see who she’d cast as her romantic partner.

Imagine having to pay a man to pretend to like you. I can't imagine anything more immature.

 

[Sugriva]

Do we have a name for this dead movie? A Very Tubby Christmas?

Jiggle All The Way

 

[glass_houses]

She gave it a working title, called Puppy Love. She also showed us costumes. (A few items that fit her and were age-appropriate.)

She never shared the plot, but we basically know it: Shy Superfat takes dog to the dog park. Meets a tall, dark handsome man also taking his dog for some fun. They have a problem: either their dogs fight and they blame each other, or some other misunderstanding ensues. But the dogs become friends, and Deathfat and Chad fall in love; they realize if dogs get along, they can too. They kiss. Snow falls. Dogs frolic. /The End

I’m SO disappointed I won’t get to see this. No Christmas joy for me. I guess I’ll just have to settle for my family and friends, but according to Anna, they are going to be so annoying with their conversations and opinions. I was really dying to see who she’d cast as her romantic partner.

I'm actually sad for Anna's sake. I'll lay money she's never even kissed someone before. That awkward, paid kiss with her poor co-star would have been her first and only chance to share a kiss with a non relative. It's one thing being 'annasexual' but leaving this world entirely kissless is just tragic.

 

[Wonder dong]

Wait wait wait wait.....NO Christmas Hallmark movie???? I'm out of the loop with this cow. Why???? I thought it was her new big passion....to start branching out and doing NEW BOLD FAT HOG things???? And she is still doing clothing hauls I see. FAILED AGAIN, HUH COW? Jesus.

Edit: a foot injury? Couldn't work that into the story?!I simply cannot with this cow. And I don't post much since the whole trans takedown thing happened, so let me vent...Fuck this stupid fat LAZY hog.

 

[Toilet Duck]

She gave it a working title, called Puppy Love. She also showed us costumes. (A few items that fit her and were age-appropriate.)

She never shared the plot, but we basically know it: Shy Superfat takes dog to the dog park. Meets a tall, dark handsome man also taking his dog for some fun. They have a problem: either their dogs fight and they blame each other, or some other misunderstanding ensues. But the dogs become friends, and Deathfat and Chad fall in love; they realize if dogs get along, they can too. They kiss. Snow falls. Dogs frolic. /The End

I’m SO disappointed I won’t get to see this. No Christmas joy for me. I guess I’ll just have to settle for my family and friends, but according to Anna, they are going to be so annoying with their conversations and opinions. I was really dying to see who she’d cast as her romantic partner.

Ok, how to turn this movie into a winner. Make the chad a feeder. you'd have my money.. like a scene where their dogs are playing and he pulls out a wrapped present and they smile she's like "oh my god you're so sweet' she opens it and it's two hollandaise sauce covered double everything pizzas.

 

[GenociderSyo]

We may not get a movie, but we are getting 25...until she gets bored of it days of Anna being an entitled bitch. It's a win win situation.

 

[Sine_Deus]

• Walk Away.
  • "You don't owe anyone your time. I don't care if its your dad your mother your uncle your sister. You don't owe anyone your time."

"Walk Away.

• "You don't owe anyone your time. I don't care if its your dad"

Drilled that down to her reality. Daddy issues. Daddy has issues with her super morbid obesity and this is her burying her acknowledgement of it.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

She gave it a working title, called Puppy Love. She also showed us costumes. (A few items that fit her and were age-appropriate.)

This is probably overthinking it. It's probably wish fulfillment for her that she can find a dog that would willingly mount her globular ass.

Walk Away.

• "You don't owe anyone your time. I don't care if its your dad your mother your uncle your sister. You don't owe anyone your time."

Because "Lumber away." doesn't have the same dramatic element to it.
On the other hand, it does pair well with a tuba.

 

[Gramlol]

• Walk Away.
  • "You don't owe anyone your time. I don't care if its your dad your mother your uncle your sister. You don't owe anyone your time."

"Walk Away.

• "You don't owe anyone your time. I don't care if its your dad"

Drilled that down to her reality. Daddy issues. Daddy has issues with her super morbid obesity and this is her burying her acknowledgement of it.

What an absolute asshole quote. It's called the social contract- and we rely on it to keep society running. Does she think the huge amounts of grace others have granted her in the past have been due to her being owed it? Not purely out of monetary necessity or obligation? Like the Disney employees just all love Anna and she's owed being served?

It's more immaturity. Don't coddle your kids, folks.


..I wonder what dad said to her that made her so upset. The last visit featured a video of him benign in the background while she filmed an absolute cringe tik tok dance in spandex. So it seemed like he put up with a lot from her. Why now?

 

[by any other]

1000+ pages of diligent farmers calling her a narcissist, and me remembering her from fatpeoplehate on voat when we roasted her dumb ass in Times Square, and yet I didn't feel the peak of existential horror at her condition until this video. I'm not adding much to the conversation except that this tepid disaster might actually be her masterpiece. I need alcohol myself to give it due eloquence.

All she's crushing for Christmas is cans of donut flavored beer or whatever the fuck monstrosity I just saw in the booze aisle, that's for sure.

Last minute gifts as a concept to save face and hide her self obsession is just terrible; I hope some great wordsmith here will do it justice. She says she's keeping the phone charger for herself. Is she really giving any of them away?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What an absolute asshole quote. It's called the social contract- and we rely on it to keep society running. Does she think the huge amounts of grace others have granted her in the past have been due to her being owed it? Not purely out of monetary necessity or obligation? Like the Disney employees just all love Anna and she's owed being served?

It's more immaturity. Don't coddle your kids, folks.


..I wonder what dad said to her that made her so upset. The last visit featured a video of him benign in the background while she filmed an absolute cringe tik tok dance in spandex. So it seemed like he put up with a lot from her. Why now?

I’m going to bet it has something to do with the whole house debacle. I’d bet Dad assisted in getting Anna her dream home that she then she decided she didn’t want after a year,

 

[OttoWest]

Does she think the huge amounts of grace others have granted her in the past have been due to her being owed it? Not purely out of monetary necessity or obligation? Like the Disney employees just all love Anna and she's owed being served?

The only thing bigger than her massive meatbag form is her sense of entitlement.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[OttoWest]

Madewell’s plus sized jeans go to a 28W. According to their website that’s a 51” waist and a 61” hip. Any regular reader knows Anna sized out of the 20s years ago. Why she would make a show of her not fitting into their most popular product (Madewell started as a women’s denim offshoot of parent brand J Crew) is the usual Anna logic of passive-aggressively shitting on the brands that have hired her.

 

[gimmegimmemore]

We may not get a movie, but we are getting 25...until she gets bored of it days of Anna being an entitled bitch. It's a win win situation.

What's funny is that now all the Hallmark movies are on, I could see how a Christmas movie, starring a plus size actress, could have done well this year. Even "just" on Youtube.

Anna would have needed to hire a smaller fat that could actually act and maybe just be a producer behind the scenes - but her narcissism would never allow that.

I’m going to bet it has something to do with the whole house debacle. I’d bet Dad assisted in getting Anna her dream home that she then she decided she didn’t want after a year,

Most likely. He helped her with the downpayment or process, and also probably had to tell her it was time to sell before the market crashed. Anna left that house pissed at having to.
instead of gratitude, I could see Anna finding someone to blame for that instead.

Even if her Dad suggested she buy a house, I doubt he had the $1Million Princess castle in mind.

 

[multiverse]

I could see how a Christmas movie, starring a plus size actress, could have done well this year

It exists, and it stars Gabouray Sidibe or whatever her name is:


Kel from "Goodburger" fame is the the thin male love interest who falls for the thickums single gal for Christmas, after initially hating one another and Gabby writing to Santa about how much she hates what Christmas brought her this season.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Total for Both Hauls $3,094

Recap:

Total $1,951

Intro $120

Etsy Thick Thighs and Christmas Vibes Shirt $41
Target Agnes Orinda Plus Size Velvet Pleated Skirts for Women Elastic Waist Party Metallic Accordion Pleated Swing Midi Skirt $79

Look 1 $278

Madewell Plus Sophia Tie-Front Midi Dress in Teaberry Floral $138
Aerosoles Crosby Clog $140

Look 2 $208

Madewell Plus (Re)sourced Ribbed Midi Sweater Dress $128
Amazon Vionic Women's Indulge Carlin Flannel Mule Slipper- Comfortable Spa House Slippers with Orthotic Insole Arch Support $80

Look 3 $218

Madewell Plus Corduroy Tiered Mini Dress $128
Lane Bryant Dream Cloud Mule Clog $90

Look 4 $228

Madewell Plus Marianna Puff-Sleeve Mini Dress in Plaid $138
Lane Bryant Dream Cloud Mule Clog $90

Look 5 $383

Madewell Plus Button-Shoulder Turtleneck Sweater $115
Universal Standard ComfortDenim Joggers Western Blue Wash $128
Aerosoles Crosby Clog $140

Look 6 $293

Madewell Plus Ruffle-Collared Long-Sleeve Top $75
Universal Standard ComfortDenim Joggers Western Blue Wash $128
Lane Bryant Dream Cloud Mule Clog $90

Look 7 $306
Her hips aren't the only problem... She did not link the ones that would barely go over her knees.

Etsy Retro Christmas Shirt $30
Madewell Plus 11" High-Rise Flare Jeans in Eversfield Wash: Knee-Rip Edition $138
Madewell Plus Cali Demi-Boot Jeans in Glenside Wash $138

Look 8 $

Madewell Plus Flannel Oversized Boyfriend Shirt in Plaid $92
Universal Standard ComfortDenim Joggers Western Blue Wash $128
Lane Bryant Dream Cloud Mule Clog $90

Look 9 $255

Madewell Plus Quilted Patchwork Midi Dress $175
Amazon Vionic Women's Indulge Carlin Flannel Mule Slipper- Comfortable Spa House Slippers with Orthotic Insole Arch Support $80

Look 10 $268

Etsy Retro Christmas Shirt $30
Madewell Plus Crinkle Georgette Tiered Maxi Skirt in Blurred Blooms $98
Aerosoles Crosby Clog $140


And a small Disney one was released on her site only:

Total $1,143

Look 1 $447

Loungefly Stitch Shoppe Disney Gingerbread Friends Alexa Cropped Cardigan Sweater $70
Loungefly Stitch Shoppe Disney Gingerbread Friends Sandy Skirt $75
Amazon Disney Parks Christmas Holiday Red and Green Sequined Minnie Mouse Ears with Peppermint Bow Topper Headband $32
Loungefly Stitch Shoppe Minnie Mouse Gingerbread House Crossbody Bag $125
Aerosoles Cosmos $145

Extras $696
Etsy Vintage Disney Christmas Shirt $71
Disney Store Mickey Mouse and Friends Holiday Sweater for Adults $80
Disney Store Mickey Mouse and Friends Holiday Sweater for Adults $75
Disney Store Darth Vader Cropped Christmas T-Shirt for Women – Star Wars $30
Hot Topic Her Universe Disney Holiday Velvet Long-Sleeve Dress Plus Size $60
Disney Store Her Universe Disney Holiday Velvet Long-Sleeve Dress Plus Size $60
Etsy Disney Friends Christmas Sweatshirt $64
Etsy Disney Maleficent Queen Guess Whos On The Naughty List $33
Hot Topic Her Universe Disney Holiday Mickey Mouse Patchwork Girls Cardigan Plus Size $65
Etsy Most Wonderful Time to Wear Ears Disney Christmas Plus Size Vneck $26
Etsy Comfort Colors Retro Disneyland Christmas Shirt $47
Etsy Retro Disney Farm Fresh Sweatshirt Crewneck $85

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

Total for Both Hauls $3,094

Jesus Wept ... wow! Will we ever see those clothes again?

 

[Barbarella]

I’m continually puzzled why people think Anna’s dad was involved in the house. Influencers can make a lot of money and I believe Anna had enough to purchase it herself, but became too much for her. We’ve been through that though.

I think her father has been expressing worry about her weight, and reminding her of her mother and sister, and saying he doesn’t want to lose her too.

There were clues in recent videos: she doesn’t owe her dad anything, tricks to get away from people, she had had family events with negative comments about her being “chubby,” a dress reminded her of mom. It’s on her mind. People like Anna refuse to face reality and don’t want to hear any comments that they perceive as criticism. She's not mentally strong enough to understand it comes from a rightful place of deep worry, and rather than face what she’s doing, she’s running away. Christmas makes you think of family but she is not going to see them for fear somebody will not make enough cookies, which means she’s fat.

Anna doesn’t have people dropping in with unexpected gifts so she’ll keep everything. No wordsmith necessary. And another lackluster haul with clothes too short or ugly. It does shock me how absolutely enormous her clothes appear when she holds them up though. I’d love to buy a pair of jeans or skirt in her size and see if my whole family could fit to wrap my head around it-it’s just hard to even imagine or get perspective regarding 60 inch waists and 70 inch hips. I think seeing Anna would be a shock.