Line Of The Day

[SITHRAK!]

Whats wrong with sucking dick?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sometimes i wonder if the CIA has a secret base full of addicted black men they can just let loose with a lethal dose of drugs and watch them die in police custody whenever protests are needed.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't understand how Kelly can drag someone for being "harmful to qweer people" and then in the same breath post nudes that are so repulsive they turn turbodykes into full-on tradwives.

 

[Trombonista]

No amount of tits can fix this.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It is called "globo"homo not domestichomo.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Idk why people bother. No one ever wins internet arguments

That’s not true.

Oh no

 

[Trombonista]

Null won't let me kill myself and I keep asking.

 

[Trombonista]

This is beautiful I want it

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can just imagine how the kid felt.

"How was school today, dear?"

"Horrible! The teacher who fucks me in the ass everyday at lunch got arrested! My life is OVER!"

 

[The Un-Clit]

From one of Alex Knapik-Levert's schizoposts on twatter:

"I'm sorry my ass smelled when we 69ed."

 

[Trombonista]

I can’t believe she donated the banana dress saying it makes her uncomfortable?! Anna we all know you’ve got shit taste, at least be consistent! Stand your ground! You purchased that titty banana dress, you happily wore that titty banana dress and took pictures in it, you LOVE the titty banana dress and you KNOW IT

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My favourite A&N articles are the ones where you can tell the author was on the verge of pissing themselves with rage the whole time writing them

 

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Napping this evening, I dreamt that Kiwi Farms was an apartment complex where we all live. One of us ran an in-complex liquor store. It was kind of a comfy dream.

 

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There was seriously nothing wrong with hangings. If it's done right it's a perfectly humane way to kill someone.

 

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who doesnt want a shitting paperweight though?

Because after he said that he started snogging a horse.

the bar is so low that it's a tavern in hades.

 

[Trombonista]

When you summon Trombonista down to the thunderdome out of sheer schizo posting to tell you to chill the fuck out you know shit's DIRE

 

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Supreme Court Watch may be a more trashfire thread than the Abortion Debate Containment rn...

Sweeties y'all are gonna die childless anyways so i don't know why you're making up fantasies about nigger rape and fetus killing pills

Niggers crying about niglets in this thread as if the law ever stopped a nigger from niggering out

Generally having a child means you fully gestated a pregnancy

Honestly if I were in charge I’d institute martial law. And then become a brutal dictator epic style.

 

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I don't see what possible grounds for appeal there can be against death. Are they going to try and get the reaper himself on the stand?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

How do these "people" think they're on the "right side of history" when they have to lie/rewrite history on a constant basis to defend these dumb lying whores.

 

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At least Bill Cosby looks like he'd give me good dicking, even if i were unconscious.