KateWatch 2024 - Baseless theories, tawdry rumors, and disrespectful speculation

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Where is Kate? (Pick up to two)

  • Recovering from embarrassing surgery (ostomy, etc.)

    Votos: 39 42.4%

  • Initiating divorce proceedings and staying with her parents

    Votos: 6 6.5%

  • In a coma / dead / incapacitated

    Votos: 22 23.9%

  • Convalescing from a significant domestic assault

    Votos: 20 21.7%

  • In prison after assaulting or murdering royal child(ren)

    Votos: 2 2.2%

  • Living with her lover and cucking the Prince

    Votos: 10 10.9%

  • In a psychiatric unit or under in-home psychiatric care

    Votos: 14 15.2%

  • Other (I promise to speculate wildly in the thread)

    Votos: 12 13.0%
  • Total de votantes
    92
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PetuniaBlueOrchid dijo:
I think Charlotte and Louis witnessed all of it (William killing their mother).
They are kept hidden, so they can't talk to anyone about what they know.
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I think that George also knows but is being brainwashed to think that it's for the good of the monarchy. You only need one spare so I think one of the younger ones might have an accident, if not both.
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They might keep Charlotte because she's female and axe Louis because he's known to be a trouble maker.
It would be very poetic if the monarchy ended with William. It began with a William so it's too perfect for the universe to not let it happen. Plus when William takes the throne, who's crazy enough to marry George. I'm sure there are no shortage of women willing to overlook the cursed position of being the Princess of Wales and the nonzero chance of being straight up murdered by your in-laws after they give birth twice.
 
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There are people that are under cancer treatment for years. They continue to go to work, go to school, raise their children, go on vacation, and do completely normal things while also being cancer patients. I’m sure they would love to hide away at times while under treatment, too, but that’s just not feasible for an everyday person. Meanwhile, both King Charles and the Duchess of York (Fergie) are cancer patients who are older than her and are still making regular appearances.

So, officially, Kate isn’t going to do anything public until she’s completely cancer-free? That could be years. What doctors does she have that would tell her she can’t “work” until she’s completely well? Honestly, it’s not like her “job” is difficult anyway. I can’t help but feel like they are still hiding something.
 
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Even more interesting
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They're going to announce that she passed shortly after William becomes king. That way, he can't be prosecuted for it if he's somehow responsible. The Trooping of the Colour is next Saturday on the 15th. It's a major royal event and all three kids should be there. If they aren't, then people should be concerned about their statuses.
 
It's difficult to make public appearances when your body has been preserved in formalin for more than 6 months now.

Kate will officially die, right after Charles III. The big funeral budget is all for him.

And, by the way, stating she "may never come back" proves she'll NEVER be Queen.

What kind of queen is never seen in public and does zero royal duties?
The dead one.
 
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PetuniaBlueOrchid dijo:
It's difficult to make public appearances when your body has been preserved in formalin for more than 6 months now.
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Biden manages well.
It is odd that she’s not going to make any appearances. She must know that the most sensible way to do it is to have a short public appearance that she can completely control (balcony appearance is ideal.) look frail but smile and then say ‘finding this very tough thanks for your support bye’
Implies that there’s something with how she looks in some way. Or that she’s much more unwell than admitted.
Be a shame if she’s never queen, she’s done all the right things, she knows how to shut up and keep quiet and be dignified. We need that these days.
 
PandaChai dijo:
William at the Duke of Westminster's wedding, sans Kate & children, the latter of which "due to it falling on a school day".
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William looks more and more a Gollum version of himself.
I give him 10 years to exactly look like that:
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No wonder there are so many speculations about him and his family performing horrendous satanic rituals in order to hold the power.
 
More suspicious details about that story:
It seems Thomas Kingston Wikipedia page has been removed.

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His wife is now living in Kensington Palace.



Lady Gabriella Kingston has reportedly moved back in with her parents, Prince and Princess Michael of Kent, at Kensington Palace, just two months after the sudden death of her husband, Thomas Kingston. The British writer, who turned 43 on Tuesday, previously lived in Notting Hill in west London with financier Thomas.
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The couple permanently reside at Apartment 10 at Kensington Palace after selling their Cotswolds country abode, Nether Lypiatt Manor, for a reported £11 million last summer.
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Interesting timing for the Kent to sell their house....


Gabriella's Wikipedia :

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Now this part of the article is interesting.
"Thomas Kingston died from a "traumatic head injury" with firearm nearby (...) police considers death is not suspicious".
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriella_Windsor

If you read french, it's implied (by word's choice) police did a messy job as his death is obviously suspicious.
No mention of suicide in the french article.


There are now rumors Carole Middleton was involved in a car crash (not verified by now).
 
There is a rumor that Kate is staying at the St. Regis hotel in Houston, Texas. MD Anderson Cancer Center is in Houston and is regarded as one of the best cancer treatment hospitals in the United States. Of course there's a denial from the Palace, but they are notorious liars.

People still want to believe, apparently, that she'll make a surprise appearance at Trooping the Colour this Saturday. I really don't think she will be out there, but I could be wrong.
 
Mayhem dijo:
There is a rumor that Kate is staying at the St. Regis hotel in Houston, Texas. MD Anderson Cancer Center is in Houston and is regarded as one of the best cancer treatment hospitals in the United States.
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Ahhh now this is very very interesting. MD Anderson is a hugely respected centre. BUT I wonder if she’s actually seeing someone like Philip Salem? Let me go find a piece on him. Basically he has incredible cure and remission rates even for very advanced cancers. He uses a combination approach of immune therapy, classical chemo and anything that works.
Here: his approach is called ICTriplex. https://ascopubs.org/doi/abs/10.1200/JCO.2022.40.16_suppl.e14590
It’s astonishingly effective - bear in mind he’s not seeing people with easily treated cancers, these rates are for shit like lung and pancreatic.
Found a mail article about him too. Of o was rich and I had cancer, I would be knocking on the door of someone like him, or Jim Allison and going for a combo of immune therapy and chemo.
Mail article

 
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I think she's wearing a hairpiece. Not that that means much. I think it starts with that "swoosh" that also hides her hairline, and then adds volume to the top of her hair, and then ends with that braided updo. You see a little bit of her natural hair by her ear and see it being pulled into the braid.

I don't buy any crazy doppleganger theories, but I think "risk of sudden death, or projectile vomiting/shitting herself etc from cancer" is still on the bingo card.
 
bliblblblbbllb dijo:
I think she's wearing a hairpiece. Not that that means much. I think it starts with that "swoosh" that also hides her hairline, and then adds volume to the top of her hair, and then ends with that braided updo. You see a little bit of her natural hair by her ear and see it being pulled into the braid.

I don't buy any crazy doppleganger theories, but I think "risk of sudden death, or projectile vomiting/shitting herself etc from cancer" is still on the bingo card.
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Honestly, her losing her hair is the least of her concerns. (Not all patients under chemo lose their hair; it depends on the person and the drugs and a lot of other factors). I still don't know why she's felt the need to make no public appearances for six months, release obviously Photoshopped family photos, or have her friends talk about how she might never come back to "work." A lot of people are under treatment for cancer and go about their lives pretty normally. I also still think their office has bungled this whole thing really badly and I wonder how they will cope when William does actually become king and the inevitable real scandals happen.
 
nyymit dijo:
It at least lends credence to the cancer story, which is why I say it's over. She has no big injuries, and she's alive and conscious, so all of the interesting theories are instantly debunked.
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I never thought, really, that she was lying about being seriously ill, though it was fun to imagine she had finally left her cheating moid husband. #freekate2024 But I also think that the British royals are having major problems with PR, especially since so many everyday British folks are struggling with the cost of living and with the healthcare system. I'm American and so we don't have royals, thankfully, but I can't imagine being a Brit right now and coping with the low salaries and high prices and seeing this band of inbred yahoos parading around in designer clothes and gilt-covered wagons. (At least Charles had the sense to tell them to put that shit away, though Kate's pearl earrings cost $4000.) A Brit friend told me that she found comfort in being part of British tradition and history, but that sounds like cope to me, honestly.

I hope that, now that Kate has been Seen, that the schizoposting won't stop (@PetuniaBlueOrchid, keep those coming, I love them) and that we can also feel free to criticize the royal family without devolving into Meghan drama like the A&H thread has.
 
So long story short:

Just some few days ago, nobody knew where she was; maybe in some fancy Texas hospital like @Mayhem posted (still no picture of her), maybe somewhere in UK after not having been seen by anyone, nor friends or family, for more than 6 months.
IA and edited pictures doesn't count, of course.

She's been "too sick" to do anything for the last months, but we see "her" perfectly fine, walking, talking, smiling and standing for whatever time lasted the trooping event yesterday?
And somehow some of you think it makes sense??

And somehow royal family expects everyone to be : "Aw that's all good, she's fine, nothing to see there!"
Like really?

Let's see what option we have.

1/ This is real Kate:

She agreed public appearance because she won divorce negociations with William. She smartly secured her own back and if she dies (for real or by playing dead) she made sure all royal family dirty secrets to be revealed to the world (especially the part where they perform bloody satanic rituals to live long and secure their power and make sure peasants don't do anything against them).
She made them freak out so much so they agreed to whatever she wanted.

OR

This is really Kate, but she lost all negociations, they locked her away for more than 6 months.
She is too terrified to do anything against them and will fully obey to whatever William tells her because he did beat the hell out of her and put her in a coma for a while.
They absolutely demonstrate to her, she could be locked away and no one would rescue her, EVER.
She will quietly divorce (and die shorly after Charles III) so William can be with Rose who will let him have orgy with underage young girls and murder whoever comes in his way (R.I.P. Thomas).


2/ This is not Kate:

Royal family finally managed to get a dopplelganger fully loyal to them, who even did plastic surgery to look close enough like her. They add the same makeup and clothes: result close to perfect!
They had 6 months to do so, they finally managed it.
They can dismiss all theories about her now, but we know their are immoral disgusting liars and criminals.
 
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