KateWatch 2024 - Baseless theories, tawdry rumors, and disrespectful speculation

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Where is Kate? (Pick up to two)

  • Recovering from embarrassing surgery (ostomy, etc.)

    Votos: 39 42.4%
  • Initiating divorce proceedings and staying with her parents

    Votos: 6 6.5%
  • In a coma / dead / incapacitated

    Votos: 22 23.9%
  • Convalescing from a significant domestic assault

    Votos: 20 21.7%
  • In prison after assaulting or murdering royal child(ren)

    Votos: 2 2.2%
  • Living with her lover and cucking the Prince

    Votos: 10 10.9%
  • In a psychiatric unit or under in-home psychiatric care

    Votos: 14 15.2%
  • Other (I promise to speculate wildly in the thread)

    Votos: 12 13.0%

  • Total de votantes
    92
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Edit: Colostomy patients have been active fighting the "stoma stigma" for decades. They are a great self-advocacy group. If Kate needed a colostomy I imagine they would be "on that".
That list being presented by the Tatler as evidence of globalist conspiracy is pretty funny. Like wow, humans have health problems. Must be those pesky Jews again. The thing with the horses just sounds like crazy talk.

Anyway the British MSM is saying she had a planned procedure and is recovering. I don't see any reason to think it's a cover for something else.
 
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Do we still have to say "this object is AI generated"?
From BBC Kate photo withdrawn by five news agencies amid 'manipulation' concerns (archive)
 
This is just bizarre. I’m pretty sure most pictures of celebrities are edited (unless it’s from paparazzi), but they jumped all over Kate for this one. I mean I get the implication that she may not be as well as she’s saying, but IDK. Just seems odd.
 
He beat her. Her anorexic body couldn't handle it this time. She is in the hospital and is initiating a divorce.

Edit to add: She would meet the press hours after giving birth (which is insanity.) So I believe she isn't able and/or willing. Therefore my theory of severe illness combined with a divorce.
I hope her legs are fine. She’s got 10/10 legs.
 
She’d be crazy to divorce, she’s going to be queen of England.
The royal family wouldn’t murder her, she’s popular, keeps her mouth shut and rarely puts a foot wrong. She’s an asset, not a liability.
I think she’s more poorly than she’s let on and whatever was done was fairly serious. Maybe she’s been shitposting in /pol/ for months and doesn’t fancy getting back to real life.
 
They put Elizabeth's brain into her body and now they're waiting for the hairline to grow back.
 
There are IMO very credible rumours that they're just trying to buy enough time to think of a way to explain what happened to her to the public. And it's the funniest shit ever
She turned herself into a pickle. She's Pickle Kate
 
Diana divorced Chuckie; being married to him was so unbearable that it was worth giving up the chance to be Queen. Can’t say I blame her…

The truth of where Kate is will inevitably be way more boring than the speculation. But the real interest I have in this story is how badly the Kensington Palace press office has bungled it. No one with a shred of intelligence believes Kate uses Photoshop herself on family pictures — that’s what the staff is for. The woman who was known as “Waity Katie” never held a job for more than a few months after university so she could be more efficiently at the Prince’s beck and call. (How convenient that everyone has forgotten this fact when talking about Meghan.) The point is, Kate doesn’t do that sort of thing; her job is to pop out suitable children, look nice in expensive plain clothes, and make small talk with the horsey set. Maybe all of this is really a reaction to Kate being actually interesting for once.
 
The longer this goes on the more suspicious it gets. But that's government for you, I guess.

Anyway they're planning to use her body as a vessel for the Queens spirit obviously.
 
Either that or we're just being fucked with, corgimensh have to entertain themselves somehow.
I would not be surprised if the Palace is doing a shitty job on purpose for information gathering reasons. Or continuing a shitty job after accidental gaffes. How little is actually required to keep up a façade? What excuses will be taken at face value? Are the current body doubles up to snuff to fool the paparazzi? etc., etc., etc.
 
Diana divorced Chuckie; being married to him was so unbearable that it was worth giving up the chance to be Queen. Can’t say I blame her…

The truth of where Kate is will inevitably be way more boring than the speculation. But the real interest I have in this story is how badly the Kensington Palace press office has bungled it. No one with a shred of intelligence believes Kate uses Photoshop herself on family pictures — that’s what the staff is for. The woman who was known as “Waity Katie” never held a job for more than a few months after university so she could be more efficiently at the Prince’s beck and call. (How convenient that everyone has forgotten this fact when talking about Meghan.) The point is, Kate doesn’t do that sort of thing; her job is to pop out suitable children, look nice in expensive plain clothes, and make small talk with the horsey set. Maybe all of this is really a reaction to Kate being actually interesting for once.

Whoever bungled that photo has probably been fired and will never be named. That is some bad shoop.

My current theory is poop bag. The press says the surgery was planned and not an emergency. So she had some long standing issue and doctors finally went with poop bag as a solution.
 
Kate has confirmed that she has cancer.
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Catherine, Princess of Wales has issued a statement to confirm she has been diagnosed with cancer.

The 42-year-old received planned abdominal surgery in January and postponed her public appearances. When Her Royal Highness underwent the surgery, it was initially thought it was non-cancerous.


However, she was diagnosed with cancer during tests after the operation and the Princess has been undergoing preventative chemotherapy since late February.

The Princess announced the news in a video message as she thanked the public for their support. She said: “I wanted to take this opportunity to say thank you, personally, for all the wonderful messages of support and for your understanding whilst I have been recovering from surgery.

“It has been an incredibly tough couple of months for our entire family, but I’ve had a fantastic medical team who have taken great care of me, for which I am so grateful. In January, I underwent major abdominal surgery in London and at the time, it was thought that my condition was non-cancerous.



“The surgery was successful. However, tests after the operation found cancer had been present.

“My medical team therefore advised that I should undergo a course of preventative chemotherapy and I am now in the early stages of that treatment. This of course came as a huge shock, and William and I have been doing everything we can to process and manage this privately for the sake of our young family.


“As you can imagine, this has taken time. It has taken me time to recover from major surgery in order to start my treatment.

“But, most importantly, it has taken us time to explain everything to George, Charlotte and Louis in a way that is appropriate for them, and to reassure them that I am going to be ok.

“As I have said to them; I am well and getting stronger every day by focusing on the things that will help me heal; in my mind, body and spirits. Having William by my side is a great source of comfort and reassurance too.

“As is the love, support and kindness that has been shown by so many of you. It means so much to us both.

“We hope that you will understand that, as a family, we now need some time, space and privacy while I complete my treatment. My work has always brought me a deep sense of joy and I look forward to being back when I am able, but for now I must focus on making a full recovery.

“At this time, I am also thinking of all those whose lives have been affected by cancer. For everyone facing this disease, in whatever form, please do not lose faith or hope. You are not alone.”
 
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