🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What an awful pile of garbage.

"The Motion to Dismiss does not engage with my complaint!"

It literally goes down all counts and explains why they all fail.
The Albino Faggot must have failed to input the Motion to Dismiss into the AI that wrote this.

 

[Lukie]

Jobst is arguing against the Motion to Dismiss.

HAHAH he is fucking SEETHING! Pages and pages of autistic screeching




YOUR HONOUR I'M A LOBSTER HE POSTED MEMES OF MEEEEEEEEE

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

YOUR HONOUR I'M A LOBSTER HE POSTED MEMES OF MEEEEEEEEE

"I HAVE BECOME SOYJAK! ACK ACK ACK!"
-Karl "Lobster" Jobst

That picture literally shows a caricature of Billy and an unedited Soyjak that has zero similarities with Karl.
like, wtf are you smoking Nigga?

 

[long waters]

That picture literally shows a caricature of Billy and an unedited Soyjak that has zero similarities with Karl.
like, wtf are you smoking Nigga?

Let me repost that meme for context.

"a picture depicting Mitchell hanging Jobst to death"

So he's really saying that's literally him, huh?

 

[Lukie]

That picture literally shows a caricature of Billy and an unedited Soyjak that has zero similarities with Karl.
like, wtf are you smoking Nigga?

Just imagine having to view this evidence and keeping a straight face hahah



Edit: beaten like an albino stepchild

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Billy's "Karl Lobst" signature is better than Karl's "Karl Jobst" signature.


Mogged again Lobster boy!

 

[DicklordWizard]

HAHAH he is fucking SEETHING! Pages and pages of autistic screeching

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YOUR HONOUR I'M A LOBSTER HE POSTED MEMES OF MEEEEEEEEE

He called me a CRY BABY, your honor. Here's 20 pages of me crying about it to prove that I am NOT a cry baby, thus demonstrating FALSITY and qualifying his statement as defamation under Florida law.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

I wish there was a reality where a judge orders Lobst to pay Billy 100k usd for wasting everyone’s time.

 

[No Shot Bucko]

HAHAH he is fucking SEETHING! Pages and pages of autistic screeching

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YOUR HONOUR I'M A LOBSTER HE POSTED MEMES OF MEEEEEEEEE

He really is in RAPED MINDSET from getting his public image destroyed by his own hand mostly. And of course partially from billy's team who dunked his albino ass in kangaroo court.

Like one could expect after losing this hard even by being told from the judge itself ´´No, lol ur lolsuit is bogus as F. Now leave mr american mullet sauce family man alone and you indeed accused him of being the responsible of the suicide of an American Youtuber Apollo Legend which is hearsay. Case dismissed now pay mr american mullet sauce family man from all this time wasted in both lawyer fees and him personally´´.

It's like karl can't just stick by doing his garbage ass slop videos about troons or despicable LE CHEATERS.

Instead he wants his embarrasment to be further known by the albino faggot who can't stop with the lolsuits over successful hot sauce & DK King Mr Billy William Mitchell.

 

[SoyBoyCaliphate]

AI generated slop

The message was clear: do not contact the trustee or there will be public retaliation.

Oh nonono, poor jobst


This dude is such a FAGGOT lol.

ln the instant case, Jobst's shaking voice is the physical peculiarity. The viewer understood that Jobst's shaking voice meant that he was distressed, as inferred by the viewer's description of Jobst being ton the ropes badly''. Mitchell's reading of the comment aloud and endorsing it with his proclamation of escalation contirms Mitchel's knowledge

This entire document is just him seething because billy made fun of him him after he posted his post trial cope video. Maybe don't post a humiliating video next time? Most of the material billy used came from jobst anyways lol

 

[smug comporon]

It's still absolutely incredible Karl is such a retard he rehabilitated the image of a guy who's been an international joke for multiple decades.

 

[LunarSync]

I like this part.
"The Plaintiff is not a public figure for the purposes of defamation and should only need to plausibly demonstrate negligence."

Karl, are you aware that the channel is called Karl Jobst and you face is on it? I don't think you get more pubic figure than that. I guess you are going to tell me the colonel is not the public figure of KFC.
The GoFundMe was for Karl Jobst.
The lawsuit was Karl Jobst, not the LCC.
Karl, it is all you buddy.

 

[demicolon]

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[Gobermental Supervisor]

"[Billy] Mitchell felt it necessary to monetize his death imagery with a promotion of his hot sauce company using the discount code 'CRY BABY'."

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Have at it!

 

[GreenGodzilla456]

I know this isn't how the law works, but it would be funny if the Completionist could sue Karl Lobst following the exact same arguments Karl makes against Billy, because under those Lobst would be guilty of defaming the Completionist.

• (1) Publication: Lobst's videos
• (2) Falsity: No charity funds were embezzled
• (3) Fault: Applying Lobst's arguments, the Completionist is a private person for the purposes of defamation, so Karl must only have acted negligibly, which he did (AccountingAndYouTube tried to correct Lobst but he continued his defamation)
• (4) Defamation per se: Again following Lobst's logic, the fact that he accused the Completionist of charity fraud alone qualifies as defamation

Alzheimer research could use Lobst's money, but unfortunately he is bankrupt.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I know this isn't how the law works, but it would be funny if the Completionist could sue Karl Lobst following the exact same arguments Karl makes against Billy, because under those Lobst would be guilty of defaming the Completionist.

(1) Publication: Lobst's videos
(2) Falsity: No charity funds were embezzled
(3) Fault: Following Lobst's logic, the Completionist is a private person for the purposes of defamation, so Karl must only have acted negligibly, which he did (AccountingAndYouTube tried to correct Lobst but he continued his defamation)
(4) Defamation per se: Again following Lobst's logic, the fact that he accused the Completionist of charity fraud alone qualifies as defamation

Alzheimer research could use Lobst's money, but unfortunately he is bankrupt.

The only feasible reason why The Completionist has not filed a lawsuit against Karl and Mutahar is because even if some aspects of the story may have been incorrect, he cannot risk Discovery.

Even if some aspects of the story were false, the fat retard admitted in one of his response videos that some money went to his company to account for "cost of the event", after previously saying live on air that "all donations" (including bits and channel subscriptions during the event) would go towards the fundraiser. (That could also be fraud if this could be proven)

It would be self-destructive for him to bring up that old topic again, after one of his enemies epically fumbled the Mitchell lawsuit.
He has nothing to gain unless he can 100% vindicate himself, which I highly doubt is possible.

 

[GreenGodzilla456]

Even if some aspects of the story were false, the fat retard admitted in one of his response videos that some money went to his company to account for "cost of the event", after previously saying live on air that "all donations" (including bits and channel subscriptions during the event) would go towards the fundraiser. (That would also be fraud if this could be proven)

It would hurt him in regards to continuing his youtube career (which requires channels to at least appear to be moral), but a lot of charitable foundations only exist to pay oneself, family members, or friends a salary from money that would otherwise be taxed. It's not illegal. For example, it's common practice for pro athletes who make millions a year in their 20s-30s. https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.c...undations-Are-Shelter-Of-Choice-For-Athletes/

 

[kingfollett]

It would hurt him in regards to continuing his youtube career (which requires channels to at least appear to be moral), but a lot of charitable foundations only exist to pay oneself, family members, or friends a salary from money that would otherwise be taxed. It's not illegal.

Unless the charity is specifically the “pay my friends and family charity”, that would be fraud.

Although maybe you’re speaking practically, as in many charities seem to only pay out a fraction of their incoming donations, with the rest going to their “overhead”

 

[GreenGodzilla456]

Unless the charity is specifically the “pay my friends and family charity”, that would be fraud.

Although maybe you’re speaking practically, as in many charities seem to only pay out a fraction of their incoming donations, with the rest going to their “overhead”

Yes, that's what I mean, and I added a link showing that financial advisors recommend foundations to high-earning pro athletes. (Especially those with family members who work low-income jobs.) Of course it's not a 100% scam, but the actual expenditures to the stated causes are low compared to the overhead.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

The only feasible reason why The Completionist has not filed a lawsuit against Karl and Mutahar is because even if some aspects of the story may have been incorrect, he cannot risk Discovery.

Even if some aspects of the story were false, the fat retard admitted in one of his response videos that some money went to his company to account for "cost of the event", after previously saying live on air that "all donations" (including bits and channel subscriptions during the event) would go towards the fundraiser. (That could also be fraud if this could be proven)

It would be self-destructive for him to bring up that old topic again, after one of his enemies epically fumbled the Mitchell lawsuit.
He has nothing to gain unless he can 100% vindicate himself, which I highly doubt is possible.

Also there'd be two defendants in that suit, one of which definitely has the cash, the drive and the autism to really fry Jirard's ass if he tries that stunt. As felted as Karl is, attempting to launch that lawsuit to bully him would still be suicide because there's nothing stopping the jeet from jumping in to throw his weight around.