🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[TV's Adam West]

The motion for security of cost Billy mentioned in his video is available.
In it Billy claims Karl owes him about 699,959.70$US.

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Given the circumstances Billy requests that Karl post a bond as security.

Remember, you can get Billy's exclusive sauce AND an autograph with the added bonus of FELTING Karl, for the price of 25 dollars.
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[Rudolf's Friend]

He probably won in terms of pure numerics.
He fucked his credit and didn't have to pay Billy, while Billy probably spent a good $200k suing the Albino menace.
Is that really winning though? I don't think so. Billy still has a career and gets numerous advertisement gigs. Whatever money he put forward to prove that he didn't lead to someone's suicide is now paying dividends. He's likely already made whatever losses back. Meanwhile the Albino abo has a fucked credit score and he's a monkey slave to his Chinese accountant wife.
Shamefur dispray.

"Hello You Absolute legends, 2 years ago, Billy Mitchell sued me after I defamed him claiming that he was personally responsible for the suicide of Apollo Legend. Although I lost this lawsuit, I was able to avoid paying Billy by filing bankruptcy and having my slant-eyed wife seize my youtube channel away from me so that way Billy can't have it or my money. Now i'm going to sue Billy so that way I can drain the wealth and make him pay for making me look like such an idiot to the whole world, and i'm going to do it all by myself because i'm the smartest person that I know."

 

[Corbax]

If Karl actually pays the bond, it just proves his bankruptcy is bogus. Because he can somehow get that money, but not pay Billy? It would just prove Billy right in calling him a fraud.

 

[GreenGodzilla456]

Has Karl "won" in the sense that he won't have to pay up for defaming Billy and wasting his money?

Billy's one mistake was not also suing the company Lobst used for his youtube channel. Karl would be completely done if he didn't have his accountant wife, so it's only fair that she now owns everything.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

with all that albino dunking Billy should just start selling mayonnaise

 

[Pill Cosby]

Karl is the King Billy Mitchell’s biggest simp. How many of you guys have basically given Billy nearly $1m AUD (basically around $8000 USD).

None of you! I don’t care if you’ve bought his hot sauce a couple of times - I don’t see any of you basically making your family homeless for the King.

 

[waffle]

I think Billy's motion for bond probably should have contained more about how ridiculous the Australian bankruptcy protections are. The stuff they allow is shocking from an American law prospective.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Karl is the King Billy Mitchell’s biggest simp. How many of you guys have basically given Billy nearly $1m AUD (basically around $8000 USD).

None of you! I don’t care if you’ve bought his hot sauce a couple of times - I don’t see any of you basically making your family homeless for the King.

Its just mesmerizing how lobst fell

But yet again, lobst only had only 2 subjects in the past decade: dream and Billy:

Dream is an ok minecraft player, not the greatest ever, what he actually does well is entertaining people, the entire minecraft community knows he's a cheater but don't give a fuck because he tries to keep the game popular while microsoft is actively killing any interest for the game by adding dogshit. His KF thread is dead and any attempt at milking him for drama at this point is the equivalent of trying to squeeze a rock in the vain hope of getting a single drop of water to come out.

Billy pretty much the gaming equivalent of a former wrestler heel who still acts in-character, he doesn't give a shit, he's having fun and the people loves to hate him for it, everything he did has been completely harmless and he only acts and retaliates as a way to defend his persona.

So, with Dream's being a completely dry well of drama, it only makes sense for lobst to go back to Billy.

 

[wierfrost87]

"Hello You Absolute legends, 2 years ago, Billy Mitchell sued me after I defamed him claiming that he was personally responsible for the suicide of Apollo Legend. Although I lost this lawsuit, I was able to avoid paying Billy by filing bankruptcy and having my slant-eyed wife seize my youtube channel away from me so that way Billy can't have it or my money. Now i'm going to sue Billy so that way I can drain the wealth and make him pay for making me look like such an idiot to the whole world, and i'm going to do it all by myself because i'm the smartest person that I know."

TBH the Apollo Legend BS was the end of his career. There is NO WAY Jobst didn’t know about that being a major claim and he absolutely mislead his audience. His YT has rightfully taken a hit for it.

Too bad the albino fuck can’t get another job.

 

[mister davenport]

I'd tell him to put the fries on the bag but I don't think I could eat something that was touched by an albino

 

[Strangolapreti]

I'd tell him to put the fries on the bag but I don't think I could eat something that was touched by an albino

What if the fries came with a bottle of World famous Rickey's hot sauce?

 

[mister davenport]

What if the fries came with a bottle of World famous Rickey's hot sauce?

I'd be dumber than a chink who married a legally retarded freak manchild if I didn't say yes to that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Karl actually pays the bond, it just proves his bankruptcy is bogus. Because he can somehow get that money, but not pay Billy? It would just prove Billy right in calling him a fraud.

It would be incredibly funny if Billy managed to lock Jobless Jobst in a legal loophole where he can't countersue Billy without first paying Billy what he's already owed.

 

[wierfrost87]

It would be incredibly funny if Billy managed to lock Jobless Jobst in a legal loophole where he can't countersue Billy without first paying Billy what he's already owed.

Someone here mentioned that Jobstless can’t make over a certain amount of income. That tracks with his recent drop in video output.

It’s so odd that he shits on Completionist for charity fraud in a multi-hour rant yet he had no problem misleading people for years about his civil suit.

Why anyone sponsors him is beyond me.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Why anyone sponsors him is beyond me.

I guess nobody has taken the time to inform sponsors of his duplicity.
Imagine if he was a right-wing content creator, the leftist mob would be going wild on Twitter tagging every sponsor.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Also, Billy could probably create a much better book on how to pick up women. Then jobs can. I would never take dating advice from a guy who looks like. He would eat. His own shedding skin.
Also, let's look at Billy's achievements. World famous video game player is literally in a Donkey Kong level. Raise two successful children. One is a lawyer, the other one is a Attack helicopter pilot.
Owns multiple successful businesses.
And employs probably 10 to 20 people.
Jobs who had imported. Away from China, who now owns all of his assets, his only achievement is a gay speed run which no one cares about.
Him and. His groupies are responsible for. Apollo legends death by being God awful friends to someone who had a terminal disease.
He gave his son a name he's gonna get bullied for.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Billy could probably create a much better book on how to pick up women.

Picking up women is easy, you show them your BIG BOTTLE of Rickey's Hotsauce and they will go weak in the knees!

Learn more in my brand new book: "Sauce her Now!"

"Everyone knows, a well sauced woman is an easy score!"

 

[wierfrost87]

Also, Billy could probably create a much better book on how to pick up women. Then jobs can. I would never take dating advice from a guy who looks like. He would eat. His own shedding skin.
Also, let's look at Billy's achievements. World famous video game player is literally in a Donkey Kong level. Raise two successful children. One is a lawyer, the other one is a Attack helicopter pilot.
Owns multiple successful businesses.
And employs probably 10 to 20 people.
Jobs who had imported. Away from China, who now owns all of his assets, his only achievement is a gay speed run which no one cares about.
Him and. His groupies are responsible for. Apollo legends death by being God awful friends to someone who had a terminal disease.
He gave his son a name he's gonna get bullied for.

I feel like Billy is like Chuck Norris but if he only played video games.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I would never take dating advice from a guy who looks like. He would eat. His own shedding skin.

Karl Jobsts looks like the kind of guy who would eat its young.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Jobst is arguing against the Motion to Dismiss.

On a Rule l2(b)(6) motion, the Court accepts the complaint's well-pleaded factual allegations as true and construes them in the light most favorable to the plaintiff

Shitlips' gambit is in effect!

Finally, as if his conduct wasn't already outrageous enough, Mitchell felt it necessary to monetize his death imagery with a promotion of his hot sauce company using the discount code "CRY BABY'