Here's that attention United Abominations ordered in the Gooseworx thread.

[MIU]

That's the problem 90% of modern prog rock autists have. Their music is technically intricate but completely soulless.

Its simple austrian economics and people like Nirvana and something's value does not always come from its labor, I teach guitar and do a lot of super shreddy stuff along the lines of Buckethead or Marty Friedman and have a few people paying a lot for private lessons learning Necrophagist level technical stuff

I hate Nirvana personally, but I also understand people like Cobain because he speaks to them at some level and a lot of super technical types forget that music is about what speaks to people at a personal level rather than pure technicality and ability

You seem to misunderstand where I am coming from.

First off: I am not complaining about Cobain not being "technical enough", I am saying that there isn't anything particularly special about his music. You don't have to be progressive rock in order for your music to have substance. Plenty of technically simple music exists that is still substantive.

Secondly, progressive rock is not the only technically demanding music that exists and it's ass specifically because it focuses on it's technicality rather than letting it's complexities come naturally. Beethoven's Missa Solemnis is technically complex but also highly emotionally effective, and speaks to me on an emotional level far more than Cobain's music. Acting like using theory in composition is ONLY going to lead to empty wankery is an absolutely braindead stance to have that hurts the medium.

i can't get into stuff like 8-bit music theory or similar channels for almost the same reason. they try to look at pieces of vgm through this hypertechnical theoryfag lens i doubt even the original composers themselves had in mind mostly. hell it's more likely most of them had SOME grasp of music theory but just went off by "vibes" a lot of the time

I mean, highly depends on the composer. Some do look at things through such a lens, others don't. Regardless, channels like this do not even say "the composer 100% knew that he did this" it's simply explaining why something sounds a certain way specifically so that those who would want to write music that sounds this way know how to do so. 8-bit music theory even makes this clear in his titling.

 

[United Abominations]

@FPTMIU

Retard, I teach theory for work and can make up to $90 an hour and get people to be absolute guitar gods and I hate Nirvana on the fact that its a dumbing down of American musical culture to exalt a bunch of slug people who can just protest art as a bunch of politically inclined libshits as gods

But if you want people to like you, don't insult their tastes even if its dumb dumb slop because Cobain even did that when on tour with GNR and fans said they liked them both but GNR were a bunch of big meanie bigots and let woke politics(yes they were around since the 60s or even before) get in the way of his fanbase

I show people how to do Chopin's works as the perfect example of technical with feel

It sounds like an insane and unsubstantiative claim but @Apis Mellifica has seen it because I talk to him privately as a friend

Trying to seem smarter than people about your tastes only alienates you from groupies and that is why prog bands never get laid despite women loving guitar solos

 

[MIU]

@FPTMIU

Retard, I teach theory for work and can make up to $90 an hour and get people to be absolute guitar gods and I hate Nirvana on the fact that its a dumbing down of American musical culture to exalt a bunch of slug people who can just protest art as a bunch of politically inclined libshits as gods

But if you want people to like you, don't insult their tastes even if its dumb dumb slop because Cobain even did that when on tour with GNR and fans said they liked them both but GNR were a bunch of big meanie bigots and let woke politics(yes they were around since the 60s or even before) get in the way of his fanbase

I show people how to do Chopin's works as the perfect example of technical with feel

It sounds like an insane and unsubstantiative claim but @Apis Mellifica has seen it because I talk to him privately as a friend

Well, I probably came off as more aggressive than I intended to. I do agree that I tend to get heated on this particular subject because of how up their ass the "music is all about FEEL man" people tend to sound like to me. But I should also realize I was exactly one of them myself and I wouldn't be convinced by my current self arguing in this manner.

Trying to seem smarter than people about your tastes only alienates you from groupies and that is why prog bands never get laid despite women loving guitar solos

Alright scratch everything I said before I gotta be more pretentious to scare the hoes away.

Cobane be not doin that fibernacho sequence o algo

 

[United Abominations]

Well, I probably came off as more aggressive than I intended to. I do agree that I tend to get heated on this particular subject because of how up their ass the "music is all about FEEL man" people tend to sound like to me. But I should also realize I was exactly one of them myself and I wouldn't be convinced by my current self arguing in this manner.

Alright scratch everything I said before I gotta be more pretentious to scare the hoes away.

Cobane be not doin that fibernacho sequence o algo
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Counterpoint to that is Lisztomania

If you don't make ugly shitting sounds and hypertechnical beeping like technical death metal, women will and have gone nuts for it.

 

[MIU]

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Counterpoint to that is Lisztomania

If you don't make ugly shitting sounds and hypertechnical beeping like technical death metal, women will and have gone nuts for it.

I gotta write 12 tone serialism so only old jews will enjoy my work

Spoiler

Unpopular opinion but I like Liszt's orchestral work better than his piano work

 

[United Abominations]

I gotta write 12 tone serialism so only old jews will enjoy my work

Spoiler

Unpopular opinion but I like Liszt's orchestral work better than his piano work

Yeah you would be surprised by how much of that 12 tone academic pseudointellectual wankery is actually in modern metal and how many people go to music school to absolutely SUUUUUCK.

The usual suspects love it exactly because it sounds avant garde and ugly. Schoenberg never really died, he just became the primary influence over metal bands for portland hipsters to act superior about like Gorguts and Imperial Triumphant.

 

[Dr. Butt]

prog bands never get laid despite women loving guitar solos

Only prog drummers get laid. Guys like Allan Holdsworth and Adrian Belew replace the sex part of the brain with more guitar stuff.

Anyway, it's fucked that the people who didn't let their kids watch South Park let their grandkids watch TADC.

 

[seal]

Lisztomania

The artist knew.

 

[United Abominations]

Only prog drummers get laid. Guys like Allan Holdsworth and Adrian Belew replace the sex part of the brain with more guitar stuff.

Anyway, it's fucked that the people who didn't let their kids watch South Park let their grandkids watch TADC.

Occasionally you get a guy like EVH, who got Holdsworth a record deal, who likes Holdsworth and can take a very atonal idea like symmetrical scales and make it sound cool rather than nerdy but because he has a party rock aesthetic and made gorillions the progressive and/or brainier or experimental side of Van Halen gets ignored by the critics for not allowing them to feel superior to average people

Progressive bands can appeal to normal people more than Grunge bands or intermediate level musicians let on, Metallica had 7 minute long songs with odd time signatures and interludes and its a cope from Nirvana fan types who are intermediate at best that being talented is actually a bad thing because they are insecure. Total beginners or the advanced love that sort of stuff and its always the intermediates who make copes about it being bad. Tony Iommi started off in Jethro Tull and eventually became more of a progressive metal act with Tony Martin in the 80s and 90s so the literal godfather gained his chops back after he adaptdd to chopping his finger off.

But back on topic, TADC is absolutely fucking cursed and is going to be the sonic of the next generation. I fear the OCs that will come out of the TADC fandom considering how if you go on youtube and type in TADC + any fetish a ton of content comes up. Youtube is supposed to be scrubbed as well.

 

[United Abominations]

The shit that went down on Tumblr in general is leagues above anything I’ve seen from TADC fans.
Really, besides Goose being a weird troon like all other weird troons it’s pretty inoffensive. We’ve been around, we’ve seen some shit, I myself was forged in the infernal hellscape of the Bronies I know how crazy things can get, and look man if TADC is the worst fandom you’ve seen you’re just new to the game of Internet lunatics.

Uhh, Did you read what he said and how it reads like something out of The King in Yellow or HP Lovecraft?

Its literally making fully grown men turn into infantile manchild degenerates and lose their humanity and start shrieking like demons

That is a different level of fucked up that is less sex pest and more cosmic horror



I can literally pull up a random chapter of any of Lovecraft's works of cosmic horror and the way people describe The Abhorrent Deviant Circlejerk fits in too well

 

[Getmeout]

Its literally making fully grown men turn into infantile manchild degenerates and lose their humanity and start shrieking like demons

These men have literally always been like this, you’re just seeing them outside because they now have a reason to go outside somewhere. No one’s turning into anything, just a whole type of person you never saw until now.

 

[United Abominations]

These men have literally always been like this, you’re just seeing them outside because they now have a reason to go outside somewhere. No one’s turning into anything, just a whole type of person you never saw until now.

Hastur cultist spotted

 

[Getmeout]

Hastur cultist spotted

Idk wtf that is, my nigga

 

[Chromeo]

Uhh, Ver archivo adjunto 9117659Did you read what he said and how it reads like something out of The King in Yellow or HP Lovecraft?

Its literally making fully grown men turn into infantile manchild degenerates and lose their humanity and start shrieking like demons

That is a different level of fucked up that is less sex pest and more cosmic horror

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I can literally pull up a random chapter of any of Lovecraft's works of cosmic horror and the way people describe The Abhorrent Deviant Circlejerk fits in too well

Quick question; you don't know how to thumbnail images, rotate a picture you took, OR hold your phone steady when you take said picture. How do you get wifi in the nursing home, grandpa? Do the LPNs know you're on Kiwifarms?

 

[United Abominations]

Idk wtf that is, my nigga

An outer god who if you see his sign or the cursed play you go mad and become posessed by incomprehensible forces beyond the mortal realm. Its fictional and is what inspired HP Lovecraft but the similarities between people going absolutely fucking apeshit at a cursed movie and the cursed play from the collection of stories by Robert Chambers known as "The Yellow King" is shockingly similar and serves as a way to express my horror at it.

People go absolutely fucking mad watching this abomination of a film and of course people will run damage control for it because it appeals to a kind of autist for reasons hard to understand and if I attempt to ellucidate how I know why I know that it does, it comes off as a lunatic rambling about eldritch truth or madman's knowledge.

Midra in Elden Ring was crowned King in Yellow and so was Martyr Logarius in Bloodborne after underdtanding the true nature of reality, and HP Lovecraft even adopted Hastur into the Cthulu Mythos. Woe to he who is crowned King in Yellow.

You cannot look at The Abhorrent Destitute Cthulu-cult, you can only leave it alone and absolutely do not look at it or you will go mad.

 

[Getmeout]

Quick question; you don't know how to thumbnail images, rotate a picture you took, OR hold your phone steady when you take said picture. How do you get wifi in the nursing home, grandpa? Do the LPNs know you're on Kiwifarms?
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I didn’t wanna say anything but

if I attempt to ellucidate how I know why I know that it does, it comes off as a lunatic rambling about eldritch truth or madman's knowledge.

Sounds gay. This should tell you something.

i'm gonna be honest dude: so far it just seems like one of those moments where there's a vague, but still noticeable divide between what's the truth and what's just emotionally charged exaggeration. the whole "she sent me to conversion therapy" part is what sets off red flags for me, especially since he said it at a time when it was a really popular talking point amongst the tumblr types (2017)

trust me, i wanna give him the benefit of the doubt here, especially since there have been cases of creators whose parents legit fucked them over in one way or another, said trauma being reflected in their work (e.g. goro miyazaki), but at the same time i'm also getting shades of chris' recollections of people/places he doesn't like, where he also painted them in a mostly bad light; said claims having been heavily disputed by people fully on the know about his life and habits

I agree! It’s one of those things where if it’s true, fuck her. But then is it even true? The classic “Big if true” and there’s genuinely reason to believe Goose is just overdramatizing his mom being worried about him. Still am raising an eyebrow at her never checking to see what her kid was up to online though.

 

[United Abominations]

@United Abominations stfu with your lovecraft sperging. its autistic and makes me think you're trying to hide something with how over the top your posts are

nigger ppp said the same shit about it in a different way and yeah i am exaggerating for comedic effect lmfao

PPP was saying it is cursed as well and one episode of it may give you gender

i say its lovecraftian because it is fucking cursed lmfao, not my fault you are a redditor with no sense of humor

 

[Two Frogs]

nigger ppp said the same shit about it in a different way and yeah i am exaggerating for comedic effect lmfao

PPP was saying it is cursed as well and one episode of it may give you gender

i say its lovecraftian because it is fucking cursed lmfao, not my fault you are a redditor with no sense of humor

you should post some more off topic shit about megadeth, i love that

 

[United Abominations]

you should post some more off topic shit about megadeth, i love that

All of United Abominations is just Dave having a glorious schizophrenic meltdown about the US government and I deliberately try to get that energy into everything I post because it has a genuine charm to it even if it alienates some people

 

[Two Frogs]

All of United Abominations is just Dave having a glorious schizophrenic meltdown about the US government and I deliberately try to get that energy into everything I post because it has a genuine charm to it even if it alienates some people

How do you feel about his hair