Here's that attention United Abominations ordered in the Gooseworx thread.

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That's the problem 90% of modern prog rock autists have. Their music is technically intricate but completely soulless.
You can absolutely shred with feel

Marty Friedman is loved because he shreds with feel.

Knowing how to speak to people at a personal level matters, and Goonsworx accidentally did it with TADC

My friend was hunting for lolcows and sent this FASD goblin to me

I remembered saying "Pomni is in the cumjar" and decided he was worthy for this thread
 
What surprises me is that he broke (what I believed was) the mold, and it somehow still worked.
If you want that very specific kind of mentally-stunted-hyper-degenerate audience, your property needs to fit in a specific pattern. It has to have a clearly recognizable main cast, and the characters from said main cast need to be color coded. It needs to be designed in such a way that you can present one color, and someone who watched/played knows immediately which character you're thinking of, just from one color alone, 2 or 3 colors at the very most. I'll use sonic as an example, but you can apply the same logic to other properties that attract the same audience.
>Blue = Sonic
>Red = knuckles
>Yellow/orange = tails
>pink = Amy
>dark purple = big
>light purple = blaze
>black = shadow
>white = silver

Etc etc.

What color would you attach to Kinger?
What color would you attach to Zooble?
Is Pomni the red character? Because with Gangle, almost her entire body is red.

Yet that exact audience ate it up to the point where it's outselling movies with 9-digit budgets.
TADC goes beyond color coding and more into abstract concepts better than sonic ever did at a level tards understand

Shadow was the school shooter who lashes out at teachers

Sonic was radicool character they wish to be

Rouge is the primal yet malevolent desire for rape and sex incarnated

Amy is the girl who likes them they get overstimulated by

Kinger is the wacky one who is only verbal at certain moments, like in the dark when he is not overstimulated he can speak normal and not be throwing a tantrum

Pomni is female autism who barely gets how to interact with people but tries to see the good in people

Zooble is cranky and possibly trans and a discontinuous body showing there is a body and mind disconnect

Jax is the sort of mainstreamed autist who can kind of behave socially but uses being snarky as a way to mask

The therapy sessions are them trying to get across what they struggle to get across in normal interactions

TADC is lightning in a bottle and it takes a retard to make content for retards like this
 
Price of doing business, Gabe Newell somehow managed to paint himself as a benevolent savior and become one of the wealthiest men alive despite some of the unethical things Valve has done
The situation is genuinely funny

Cooper: “Pomni is the main character.”

The Audience: “You’re wrong motherfucker! I’m gonna kill you for saying that!”

Copper should get a concealed carry these people are insane..wait he is also insane..
 
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The situation is genuinely funny

Cooper: “Pomni is the main character.”

The Audience: “You’re wrong motherfucker! I’m gonna kill you for saying that!”
Service issue lol

Idiots are willing to spend and he should put his feelings aside and realize what he has at hand

Star Wars did that and has side shows and spin offs for wacky niche characters
 
He is going to squander all of this because NOOO JAX IS TRANS or something stupid
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TADC is not for mentally well people.

Tards, redditors, or tumblristas will be very mentally unstable and brands can fill in for a lack of personality, be a special interest, or otherwise speak to them at some deeper level and their parents or they themselves will spend and consume to feel whole.
I genuinely don’t get the angle you’re trying to get at here. No one here is mentally stable, that’s why we watch retards online like a soap opera. Pot calling kettle black.

I think TADC took off for autists cause it has the three things they like the most, I’ve concluded from observing autists

1. Bright colors that comfort them
2. Rocky relationships that they can relate to and speculate about
3. Every character is of age so they can fall for them responsibly
4. As for the trans characters, relatability in victim status

And let’s not forget the theme song that is based around singing along and memorizing, it’s literally perfect for an autistic person.
 
I genuinely don’t get the angle you’re trying to get at here. No one here is mentally stable, that’s why we watch retards online like a soap opera. Pot calling kettle black.

I think TADC took off for autists cause it has the three things they like the most, I’ve concluded from observing autists

1. Bright colors that comfort them
2. Rocky relationships that they can relate to and speculate about
3. Every character is of age so they can fall for them responsibly
4. As for the trans characters, relatability in victim status

And let’s not forget the theme song that is based around singing along and memorizing, it’s literally perfect for an autistic person.

I am saying its for people even more mentally unstable and its that kind of medium optimized to be even more effective at fleecing cash from tards than other iterations of that medium
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i can't get into stuff like 8-bit music theory or similar channels for almost the same reason. they try to look at pieces of vgm through this hypertechnical theoryfag lens i doubt even the original composers themselves had in mind mostly. hell it's more likely most of them had SOME grasp of music theory but just went off by "vibes" a lot of the time
Sometimes a turbo autist is really really good at conveying abstract concepts and that can bleed through all the technical and theory elements, Goonsworx does that with TADC and that is my point

Bucketheadland is literally as autistic as sonichu but because the instruments are so good and soulful and conveys musical concepts well, nobody cares about the insane autistic world building about decapitations and rollercoasters

Marty Friedman will bend the rules of theory a lot and add in out of key notes in all the right spots to give it flare and he has the kind of autism that makes him live in Japan

You have to know theory and not know it at the same time to get to that super advanced level

"Its music theory, not music fact" ~ Eddie Van Halen
 

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You have to know theory and not know it at the same time to get to that super advanced level
that's exactly what i mean. these 'soulful' guys know that at the end of the day, all this theory stuff are merely just tools meant to assist with the creative process whenever need be, rather than the process in and of itself. that's why it kinda tilts me whenever these channels discuss the piece almost entirely from the context of the tools themselves, including some i doubt most of the composers had in mind (least to the degree the channels so), or knew at all even
 
"Sir, the goyim on the kiwi farms appear to be enjoying the digital circus"
Just shut the whole thread down...

I said a few times people here would be an apologist for goonsworx and that it speaks to something latent hidden in the psyche of autists.

Its the soothing lull of an outer god of autism that moves them in ways they cannot comprehend.

Someone mentioned Home Movies being a better altenative to TADC so it made me think of Brendon's lesser known Galaktikon series and D*viantart apologists and TADC.
 
On the topic of liminal spaces, There is a band that expresses how I feel when I see the vore monster slug in TADC. And even have their album art look like the backrooms. They are probably the most schizophrenic band ever and fuse grindcore, melodeath, and disco and write about how shadow people and entities want to take you to a place made by gods for no particular reason and killing your sleep as you beg a god that abandoned you to let you die in an immaculate place and eventually covered the Beegees in the most schizophrenic way imaginable.

I too would wish for death and a release from the pains of existence if I was trapped in-between in a liminal space with vore entities that was created for no reason and deviantart horrors plague it.
 

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Have you ever been diagnosed as on the spectrum? Like seriously no joke or being mean or anything. They use the term "gender confusion", the frog says "i know your secret, puts the bow on his head and he blushes. That callback is, I think, another part of his personality as with the others, that is hyper sexual (casually cat calls several times) and yes acts like a stereotypical queen. There's also the mother comment about being laughed at for telling her his "secret", which coincides with Cooper's own history. I dont even know how you can miss that.

FRICKIN FROGS ARE TURNING THEM GAY
 
Its called - safe. Oh, look, at the end of the day - none of that literally mattress, since mattress was a lie. It's kinda like a shitty practice ground for spergtardoons to attempt at coming to their own terms before facing the hard R's involved. Very cute and well written for what Circus set out to be, but otherwise a very weak overall plot and execution compared to something that came out only couple years prior and got arguably better funding when it comes to start ups.
So from what I gathered TADC is actually for adults but kids ate it up because its so brutally autistic and grown adults are getting mad at subtle racist jokes? That used to just be called adult humor


I wonder how the TADC fanbase would react to metalocalypse. Metalocalypse literally had an episode where their fans get mad at them for being racist but fuck up in hilarious ways.
Gore, racial jokes, extreme violence and Dethklok finds new and inventive ways to accidentally kill their fans every episode but that was ADULT humor and not for kids.
 
So from what I gathered TADC is actually for adults but kids ate it up because its so brutally autistic and grown adults are getting mad at subtle racist jokes? That used to just be called adult humor
After seeing the audience that came out to see the movie at my local theater, the majority of adult fans of this show are on Chris Chan levels of autism and spergery. Scream laughing at the strangest, most inappropriate moments. A sea of man voices pitched up too high for their 35 year old selves to have finished puberty. Clutching worn plushies with both arms like small children gripping security blankets. Completely changing their emotional responses on a dime based on who in the audience can express whatever emotion the loudest. Complete breakdown of any expression of normal human emotions or behavior.

Chris Chan went to see this movie. Gooseworx's target audience is basically Chris Chans. Imagine an entire theater filled with loud, thin-skinned Chris Chans who think moral masturbation makes them a good person and that's the core audience of tadc. That and small children.
 
After seeing the audience that came out to see the movie at my local theater, the majority of adult fans of this show are on Chris Chan levels of autism and spergery. Scream laughing at the strangest, most inappropriate moments. A sea of man voices pitched up too high for their 35 year old selves to have finished puberty. Clutching worn plushies with both arms like small children gripping security blankets. Completely changing their emotional responses on a dime based on who in the audience can express whatever emotion the loudest. Complete breakdown of any expression of normal human emotions or behavior.

Chris Chan went to see this movie. Gooseworx's target audience is basically Chris Chans. Imagine an entire theater filled with loud, thin-skinned Chris Chans who think moral masturbation makes them a good person and that's the core audience of tadc. That and small children.

Its a modern retelling of the King in Yellow and those who are exposed to this cursed retelling and cosmic horror and must be personally witnessing Carcosa hearing Songs that the Hyades shall sing, where flap the tatters of the King.

That is about the things Hastur cultists would do when being exposed to the Yellow Sign or the cursed play before emmissaries take them to be posessed by Hastur.
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You stare at it, you go mad. Your retelling of what you have seen is not far off from In the Court of the Dragon or Lovecraft's stories about those describing that which has gone mad from being exposed to the eldritch. That might be the most fucked thing I have ever read on this site, a cursed play can literally turn 35 year old men into infantalized degenerates who lose their humanity as if some outer god is controlling them from this medium.
 
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