Favorite Quote!

[Raven'sChild]

"Good! Now I'm away from that annoying f'ing b*tch of a kid, who I would have slapped in real f'ing life if they talked to me like that. ( seal laughter) I would have f'ing pimp slapped the sh*t out of that ( unintelligible )....wft, anyway..."*
* from his latest indies 'marathon' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koytXsr-_3E&t=0s

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[Monday Michiru]

Spoiler: apologies in advance for this shitty fucking joke

DSP: "I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY -- TOTALLY GAAAAAAAAAY"
Mike Pence: *eyes emoji*
DSP: "THIS SHAHKS ME!"

 

[N0thingICanDo]

 

[Waveysauce]

working a 9 to 5 would be easy

 

[James Smith]

Save the horse.

Wait, he didn't say that? Never mind.

 

[CartmanKusanagi]

During a QTE in The Witcher 2: “W? What the fuck button is W?” (He’s playing on a keyboard...)

I also like how he referred to the peanut butter frosting on his cake as “custom frosting” during the birthday stream. And when he asked da chat how many letters were in the alphabet.

 

[samovski]

"I need you guise help"

It's a classic.

 

[Fin Saipher]

" *snorts* Sounds good?"

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

"DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME"

Snort, if you see this, please send me just that clip. It makes me laugh so much

 

[Jinmen]

"I'm blocking and its not doing a thing."
Any variation of that.

 

[Wurstbrot]

"What da fuck is a mouse trap?"

I can't imagine any context where this sentence wouldn't be stupid.
Except when he would say: "Here, now I will say something very stupid, on purpose".

 

[scared sheep]

https://dspquotes.tumblr.com/

 

[Diabeetus]

"The shrimp, sadly, is a one trick pony"

 

[BrunoMattei]

"I am the victory!"

 

[Sid]

"this is what u get for saying i am bad at games for three years "

 

[Nova Prime]

"This guy has an insane amount of points, and he's earned none of them!"

 

[Ntwadumela]

“WHY AM I TOXIC?!”
Priceless IMO
This remix especially is the icing on the cake

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"This is insanity!"

 

[James Smith]

"Would I ever have, like, a stream viewer as a close friend? I don't know"
> returns to playing the game until it's time to look at the chat again