Favorite Quote!

[Dragoonism]

Phil is a quote machine, hardly a day goes by without him saying something that people, fans and detractors alike, will never forget!
So what have he said that will for ever be edge into your memory, what have made you laugh out loud, sigh heavily or simply rammed your fist into the wall in pure anger and frustration?

Mine is from his "This is my art" speech!

Where he claim that he creates art since the main character in the game won't move unless he touch the controller.

It is memorialized because of all the endless moments where he suddenly makes the loud outburst "I didn't do that!".

 

[Bryan Dunn]

NOTHING I COULD DO!!!

 

[Xerxes IX]

"i was scratching my leg."

 

[MMX]

SNORT

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

"Phil's a faggot! Phil's fat! Phil's a loser! Phil's a beggar!". All of these statements are in fact true. Bravo to Phil for finally admitting it.

 

[Xenomorph]

"I don't own a business"

 

[BIgBadWolf]

"Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"

 

[Rare Drop]

"I did nothing wrong."

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I have a Micropenis.

Enough from me Phil often says "I don't know what to do" when playing a new game.
He repeates it ad nauseam that every normal human being would pause the game and look up the controls.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

"BUGGED MECHANICS"

"I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!!!"

"Kojima world order is in effect here."

"Woow dude"

"WHHUTT"

 

[Done]

"Online play.. Only the shitty may apply"
"I'm BLAHCKING!!"
"Woooow, what a great game"
"Goodbye.. It's over.." [Persona 3 ragequit]

 

[Dirt McGirt]

"I'm one of the best overall gamers in the country"

 

[El Porko Fako]

An underrated favorite of mine:

2 YARD RUSH, 6 YARD RUSH, 3 YARD RUSH, TOUCHDOWN! FUCK YOU! *Controller Slam* FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!

Ends at 9:00.

 

[James Smith]

"I don't think I'm eligble to have to pay that tax, so you don't have to worry about it," to a fucking state auditor.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

"I'M THE EDWARD SNOWDEN OF THE FGC!!!" (from his final SFV rant)
"I DID IT, WHAT? WH-WHAAATT?? WHAAAT??? I DID IT, I KILLED HIM AND THEN I DIED AND THE GAME SAID I DIED! He had no energy bar left, I killed him legittimately and the game said I died!" (from his MMX3 playthrough)
"Your mother probably shat you out, you fucking piece of shit, learn how to fucking play a game and be a honorable fucking player and don't spam projectiles you stupid fucking idiot"(Injustice 1)
"So now, as you live in your mom's basement you can celebrate by eating you whole bag of doritos and chugging down your fucking fanta cuz you gotta win with Deathstroke, you are so good, cuz you rock back and shot bullets, fuck you you stupid little bitch" (from his Injustice 1 Deathstroke salt rant)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmyUrnyFzfA

 

[KingjadVCMP]

"ME! REE!"

 

[Shizuka]

"Dicks ass titties nipples, fuck fuck shit dicks, anal anal... youno, double penetration”
- one of his Firewatch prestreams, when he mocked cursing I think? I forgot, it over was 1.5 years ago.

 

[James Smith]

"I have to fight as hard as I can,"

talking about wanting to keep his house.

 

[Randy Lahey]

“AWWW CAHMAHN DOOD!”

 

[PieceofShet]

"Im blocking oh my gah ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. I did absolutely nothing half that time and still got hit. I was holding back the block, he was jumping, Ive tried to fuckin... do nothing, he does stuff, unbeliavable, double perfect."