Favorite Quote!

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"All you did was gave her a pill, which you could have fucking done, and just left her somewhere!"

"The thing is, I know, if this ever happens again, I'm going to tell them 'you are not allowed to bring her to the hospital. No, no y-you get no permission to fucking do it. You can--If you want to give her a pill, give her a pill and that's it because you're just going to waste our time again.'"
 
A Witty Name dijo:
"All you did was gave her a pill, which you could have fucking done, and just left her somewhere!"

"The thing is, I know, if this ever happens again, I'm going to tell them 'you are not allowed to bring her to the hospital. No, no y-you get no permission to fucking do it. You can--If you want to give her a pill, give her a pill and that's it because you're just going to waste our time again.'"
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Phil's going to have a heart attack/diabetes attack/gout attack and he'll need immediate medical attention to survive, but the dumbass will probably refuse the ambulance and die.
 
i've been milling the idea of what my favorite dsp quote is, and i have to say it would have to be "I can be good at games if i want to"
i love it because it invalidates every complaint phil has with games.

lag? nah, phil chose not to play 100% and work around the lag
dropped button presses? phil broke his controllers on purpose for a challange
rage quit? nah, he could have finished, but he just didn't want to (because fuck the fans)

phil basically just said "if i lose, it's because i want to lose."
which gives the implications of "that guy i said was cheating wasn't really cheating, i just lost to him so i could rage"
all the rage and WTFing? that's phil playing bad so he can be a clown

so in other words I can be good if i want to=DSP is a clown who rages for views.
 
ZehnBoat dijo:
so in other words I can be good if i want to=DSP is a clown who rages for views.
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I think the problem here is that he has the same sort of sperg-storm when something happens to him NOT in a game. He rages at life the same way that he rages at games. He's bad at games, bad at life, but is one of those weird cases where good fortune happens to smile upon the worst types of people. He's not playing a clown. He is a clown. A lucky clown whose luck is eventually going to dry up.

Favorite quote... Hmm. I think something that really speaks to a large portion of his fanbase, "Thanks for the money, dummy."
 
"ACK ACK ACK thanksforthemoney stupid FUCK!"
 
"DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKIN GAME!? Just kill me. Here, I'm just going to walk forward and you can just keep shooting my body because you're such a good player that this is how you earn your win. So no, no, kahm on, keep hitting me. Kahm on, keep hitting me, asshole! Kahm on, you fucking idiot. Kahm on, keep hitting me - here. Earn your win, wow, you're so good. I'm going to let you fuckin win so you can waste your fuckin life playing other people, because I actually like playing fighting games, you fucking idiot! FUCK YOU! Dumb-shit! My gawd, people are....here, keep hitting me. Go ahead, hit me again. Kahm on, finish it. Get your perfect because this is how you wanna win - so go ahead.... No, you're the bitch because you don't play a fucking fighting game, you stupid cocksucker! You fucking walk back and shoot bullets, you're a fucking idiot. Your mother probably shat you out, you fuckin piece of shit! Learn how to fuckin play a game and be an honorable fuckin player. Don't spam fuckin projectiles, you stupid fuckin idiot! SO NOW- YOU CAN- AS LONG AS YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT YOU CAN CELEBRATE BY EATING YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN BAG OF DORITOS AND JUGGIN DOWN YOUR FUCKIN FANTA BECAUSE YOU GOT A WIN WITH DEATHSTROKE, YOU'RE SO GOOD! BECAUSE YOU WALKED BACK AND SHOT BULLETS. FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH!!!! *SNORT*"
 
" I just need to be sure Leena is awake, as she has not been feeling well, I need to make sure she is awake so that she can start dinner. "

This is one of those moments that show how reprehensible phil is. Oww my gf is sick, let's make her do her daily chores to please me anyways. Instead of dsp making a simple soup to just take care of them both.

 
"It makes me stroooonger, moooooore motivated... To work!" - don't exactly remember where this is from but he almost chocked/teared up from talking himself up. Could have been from a KAHPYRIGHT STRIKE emergency VLAGH?

Closely followed by "Views, Views, Views! I don't wanna be Mr Views!" from the inauguration of PAYTREEIN
 
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