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💰 GrifterElijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
The tears really drag on...she goes from Brotacular Man's Man to hormonal tween, bawling while Mom introduces herself to the girlfriend and the cameras cut around to everyone awkwardly waiting for her to finish.
Speaking of which, what happened to Nausea? I noticed Jessi-noah introduce Sibdhidhdidhdihd as "my surgeon" rather than "the sister of my fiancee who played matchmaker while I was a patient of hers". I'm imagining lesbian domestic violence rates, with high dose testosterone added to the mix...
Cross-posting these from the Jazz Jennings thread, because I knew that Elijah looked familiar but couldn't put my thumb on it. One of the revolving orbit of troons in the Jennings circus is this lil' pooner Jessica/Noah. It bears a striking resemblance to Elijah. Both in effeminate mannerisms and looks.
Now guys, Phil here with the ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. Pay a homeless Black man handsomely to come pretend to kidnap your child or your girlfriend or steal your car or whatever. Film yourself stopping him. You initially succeed, but then you make the mistake of calling him a nigger, at which point he beats your ass. Legitimately have him beat your ass. BOTH you and Homeless Black Man raise enormous amounts of money saying it's for legal fees with your competing race-baiting GiveSendGos. Swear up and down that this will be the trial of the century. Never follow through with any of it. He pleads nolo contendere or some booshit, and gets out on parole/probation.
Get him to name you in his will instead of his booshit family when he inevitably ODs two weeks after he gets out. You need that money more than dey do, to pay your bills. Seriously, if you're not racemaxxing right now you're missing out on so much money.
When all else fails, become an aging racebaiter in a crowd of raging racebaiters. Just when I thought this would end in a calm and insightful discussion, a social media prostitute stripped for monetary gains with the gayest of pretend conservative boyfriends. I would like to thank my sanity for allowing me to laugh at this refried bean shitshow.
Here are full archives of Jaden's last two streams both of which largely centered around Elijah. There's some brief Ralph coverage in the first one before he gets to Elijah.
Jaden's June 12th stream covering Elijah. Josh was ending Friday's MATI episode while Jaden was going live and he hosted Jaden's stream so many may have already seen some of this one. Jaden_June12_720.mp4
What Elijah fails to mention is that he had court today in Palm Beach County where he had to go to.
Schaffer, the Lithping Loser of Court, Breaker of Nothing, Father of Excuses and Paranoid Delusions, Unbowed, who emerged defeated from today's hearing like a dragonless retard in chains.
I'm told that he was cross examined by the judge, lost his composure, and the judge dismissed the entire case which I'm guessing for lack of personal jurisdiction. The docket eventually will be updated.
I expect him to declare that he won his court case in Florida and that he is now divorced.
Edit: Attached the full resolution picture. Dark roots coming out.
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What Elijah fails to mention is that he had court today in Palm Beach County where he had to go to.
Schaffer, the Lithping Loser of Court, Breaker of Nothing, Father of Excuses and Paranoid Delusions, Unbowed, who emerged defeated from today's hearing like a dragonless retard in chains.
I'm told that he was cross examined by the judge, lost his composure, and the judge dismissed the entire case which I'm guessing for lack of personal jurisdiction. The docket eventually will be updated.
I expect him to declare that he won his court case in Florida and that he is now divorced.
It certainly does, I don't think dying his hair blonde help him either, the chemicals have decreased any remaining functioning braincells he might have had left.
I have not had a chance to clip up his latest streams in their entirety, I'm working on a few different things.
Here's clips from Thursdays show.
ELIJAH ADMITS HE IS RETARDED
ELIJAH WAS A NONVERBAL AUTIST
HOMESCHOOLED BECAUSE OF HIS SPECIAL NEEDS
PUT INTO SOME WEIRD PROGRAM FOR SPECIAL NEEDS/GIFTED KIDS Schaffer_April16_Retard.mp4
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