DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SwiftBucks]

yet he can’t even just hype it up as this happy, nostalgic return to a beloved classic and try to make his enthusiasm naturally rub off on his viewers. Instead he has to turn it into a guilt tripping segment and literally threatening to get angry at the viewers if they don’t give him money for playing his favorite game.

I saw that and was blown away. A PRE BEG and PRE GAME SALES MEETING. Just unreal. Within 6 months he's going to make dents preorder games and only play them when a certain goal milestone is reached.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So I recently went through the FF6 Pixel Remaster myself and it took me just over 20 hours to 100% it. How long do we think it'll take DSP to just beat it normally?

 

[Optimus Crime]

I don't want anything bad to happen to Philly Boi, or at least nothing that stops him from streaming.
I just want RawPhil back so I can have demonetized access to his spergouts. I want him to do this until the heat death of the universe or until we have a cure for retardation so idiots stop contributing to him. Until then, its beautiful seeing him squirm in a hell of his own making.

 

[SwiftBucks]

So I recently went through the FF6 Pixel Remaster myself and it took me just over 20 hours to 100% it. How long do we think it'll take DSP to just beat it normally?

Beginning of November

 

[morel style individual]

The kind that lacks the motor function and dexterity to open a plastic wrapper

You guys remember when DSP couldn't open a fast food plastic fork in a plastic wrapper with one hand? I remember.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Unrelated but what sort of fag uses scissors to open packs ?

Well in case that you want to have the pack not torn apart and somewhat intact if you are planning to save it. When I was younger my mom would do that to the packs I would get including some extremely rare Japanese ones from 2001.

I still thank her everyday for preserving them like that.

Not to derail the thread with FF autism but, FF13 is awesome. It's much better than 1 - 5. FF5 is the worst FF, it's boring as shit.

I'm going on a whim and say final fantasy 15 is my favorite. Very underrated.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

So I recently went through the FF6 Pixel Remaster myself and it took me just over 20 hours to 100% it. How long do we think it'll take DSP to just beat it normally?

40 hours.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

I don't want anything bad to happen to Philly Boi, or at least nothing that stops him from streaming.
I just want RawPhil back so I can have demonetized access to his spergouts. I want him to do this until the heat death of the universe or until we have a cure for retardation so idiots stop contributing to him. Until then, its beautiful seeing him squirm in a hell of his own making.

Raw Phil is on Rumble now and you can say all the slurs there you want

 

[strandedcastaway]

It’s crazy how much deeper his voice was even just five years ago. Wtf lmao

Part of that was that 10 years ago he used to try to use a "professional broadcaster" voice where he tried to speak more deeply. He didn't always do it though, usually only at the start of whatever he was saying before he forgot.

Now he just speaks in his normal bitchy whine, which definitely is getting higher and whinier. It's pretty hard to find someone who speaks for a living who actually gets worse at it with 15 years of experience as a "broadcaster" but Phil's managed to do it.

 

[SwiftBucks]

It's pretty hard to find someone who speaks for a living who actually gets worse at it with 15 years of experience as a "broadcaster" but Phil's managed to do it.

Lock any broadcaster in a renton attic for a decade and see what happens to their voice

 

[Iron Hamster]

craves shrimp

shrimp = small penises?

Phail is playing with fire if the dents are even figuring out his scams now.

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He simply misunderstood what the mod was saying

The problem is he absolutely understood what the mod was saying.
Phail should be extremely embarrassed that he won't drive down the street to pick up his own food:

 

[johnkimble123]

Remember that Phil, the same person who whines about others being about instant gratification, will literally throw hissy bitch fits because a beta isn’t 1) full feature and 2) has bugs. Not to mention he’s a try hard in a fucking beta.

Phil never stops projecting his own insecurities on random groups of people. Fucking cunt.

Also Kat is 400 lbs and still not as big as Phil.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

How long do we think it'll take DSP to just beat it normally?

the usual rule of thumb is looking at the how long to beat completionist time and time it by 2

so here around 100ish hours but that is if he doesn't wage quit.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

The problem is he absolutely understood what the mod was saying.
Phail should be extremely embarrassed that he won't drive down the street to pick up his own food:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lp374tRNpEA

A guy with no hands has better table manners than Phail. He even looks less awkward eating a hamburger. Linda and Dave should have beaten some basic etiquette into their mongoloid son's head.

 

[cassetteisgod]

0:08

 

[Windy Moors]

Added Phil to a Movie Bob pic, posted here by @a vending machine.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

FF13 has its moments and I don't think it deserves quite as much hate as it typically gets, but I'm not going to sit here while you slander FF4 and to a lesser extent FF3. FF5? Yeah, besides creating the concept of taking one job's ability to another job it's pretty bland. Seinfeld Syndrome.

In defense of FF5, it was intentionally made as a callback to the first game.

 

[Lord_Point]

Not to derail the thread with FF autism but, FF13 is awesome. It's much better than 1 - 5. FF5 is the worst FF, it's boring as shit.

Let me combine my autism to yours, ff13 is grossly underrated. I know putting the game on rails for the first 2/3rds was disliked. But the game play trys to mirror the story there. You enter the open world part (breaking free from Caccon) when the characters all resolve stop allowing themselves to be smotherd by their own duty/fate/etc. I know, its a little bit 'im 14 and this is deep', but least they tried something new and should get some credit for the effort.

On topic, DSP fake fanning things is always so entertaining. I played ff8 once, when I was a kid, 15 years ago. I instantly reconginze who Quehastash Trhaphe was.

The funniest part is it would cost him nothing to just admit he doesnt recognize half the FF cards and use that as a chance to itneract with chat. He has never advertised himself as a FF lore expret, nor does anyone think hes an expert in anything. H is always in teacher mode and the ego cant even take the slightest hit.

 

[McSneaks]

Let me combine my autism to yours, ff13 is grossly underrated

It literally immediately got two sequels....the only other one being the remake of the biggest game in the entire franchise

Which just means three times the shit of course because they're all terrible but any rating at all is overrated.


And it absolutely costs him something saying there's something he doesn't know, his known and recognized reputation as being the most well informed, knowledgable master on the Internet. It's right up there with his complete mastery of the entire FGC as his two main attributes everyone admires

 

[liveleakdeathfats4freeNOW]

It’s crazy how much deeper his voice was even just five years ago. Wtf lmao

Yeah what causes that? I've also noticed how his voice has been changing, even between my last watch a yearish ago and now. It's gotten so much more nasally and has this weird pitch to it now.
Is it the post nasal drip?