DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I think the most aggravating thing about the card opening segments is that Phil refuses to have any enthusiasm for anything except what he wants to remember (Kefka! Sabin suplexing the ghost train! "Hicks and Biggs!"),
And those are the most widely known - nothing about the side/optional content even though that is most of the final act and has some of the most touching moments.

FF13 has its moments and I don't think it deserves quite as much hate as it typically gets, but I'm not going to sit here while you slander FF4 and to a lesser extent FF3. FF5? Yeah, besides creating the concept of taking one job's ability to another job it's pretty bland. Seinfeld Syndrome.
What do you think 3 did better than 5? I found 3's main villain bland and the supporting characters underdeveloped. Gameplay couldn't save it between the D&D based magic system and serious penalties for switching jobs.

Also the pre-Pixel Remaster final dungeon in 3 was miserable, it made gimmick runs of the other games look like pushovers.
 
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It's so perfectly retarded and autistic that after apparently 15 years of watching Phil Burnell be, well, Phil Burnell, and loving it so much he wanted to contribute lots of money and then moderate for said man, the moment that finally shook Roy Barnes (Former Attorney) to his core, and made him choose his morals over Phil, was... Phil didn't open an extra trading card pack.

The level of drama and excitement we deal with here is truly breathtaking.
 
Yeah I've been watching Aris too, he's effortlessly entertaining. Going back to Phil, I hear his DS2 873rd playthrough is pretty lit but he is still mostly so bad at fighting running is his best, safest choice and it takes him ages to clear anything. He's effortlessly dull, in every sense of the word.

BTW, as a fighting game player his Tokon criticism is full of shit. He said Wolverine is slow and, I mean, his recovery isn't great, but his impact frames, the impact frames he was complaining about were 6-8, which is ABSOLUTELY impossible to react to, and on par with the fastest Street Fighter buttons that hit low. Mind you this starts combos so if anything it's absolutely murderous. He said Wolverine's crouching short was "The slowest low attack he's ever seen."

For reference his main Drunka's fastest move in SF6 is 4 frames, which is pretty fucking fast. SF6 seems to have done away with 3 frame buttons, so 4 is the absolute fastest. Streamlining the game and doing away with a lot of matchup specific stuff and characters you just couldn't pressure on wakeup without risking death and the like. But Phil here tells us he can ABSOLUTELY tell the difference between a 6 frame and a 4 frame just by ear. Again, keep in mind, Blanka's low-hitting fastest button is 5 frames, and gives nothing. Wolverine's is 6 and gives a combo. Does that sound like "The slowest low attack ever"?

Regarding the Raw Phil stuff, we've been in this cycle before. Every time the pig takes down a big troll figure, his metrics tank a little more. Good luck appealing to the absolute bottom of the dent barrel with your pokemon grift, kang. If anything I'm a little surprised how easy and convenient he made it to stop following him at all, which as a streamer is something you absolutely do not want to do.

I mean, he isn't wrong to think that detractors weren't gonna give him money, the ONLY thing that matters to him, but he absolutely needs the hatedom to stay relevant. I think that much is obvious. Who the fuck is gonna punch the air when DentedFuckwit69420 gives a big dono to his camboy?

He's really made it super easy to unplug from the Snortex. All he was good for was background noise and the occasional bout of rage making people go "Haha, this guy is SUCH a fucking idiot, how can he have played games for 20+ years and still be this incompetent?"

Between his choice in games, gingerly, glacial playstyle and the inconvenience of accessing his content at all, he's really culling the FUCK out of his potential viewerbase, while completely shedding his hatedom. You used to have to be retarded to enjoy his stuff. Now you have to be extremely megafucktarded, AND have 4 spare hours just to listen to him loop AND have money. Can't be a big number of people. And that number of people won't be able to keep the pig in the luxury he's grown accustomed to for long, specially if he's setting money ablaze to turn it into cardboard.
 
So I watched the latest Theo video and I just have to say it's incredibly ridiculous how he treats Kick like a bastard half- black stepson. Because he thinks Kino Casino own Kick somehow. So he's been threatening them, berating them, calling them animals, and saying shit like "why would I read Kick, all they do is insult me?" No bitch tits. You fucking thin skinned bitch. It's literally the opposite. I said a while ago I actively watch Chud Logic. It's funny when he crashes out on his chat. Calling them paedophiles and such. But Phil uses Kick as some sort of punching bag because he's all backed up with semen from lack of sex and he's a prissy little queer, who knows he'd be banned from YT if he treated them like he does Kick. An Internet tough guy who would be properly decked in the jaw if he talked to anyone the way he does online. Perhaps if he'd come correct and didn't instantly try to groom Kick into the "razz chat" he'd have a better fanbase. I guess it doesn't matter when Evil Eddie doesn't give a shit about how streamers act and is ready to dole the cash out.
How many mods does this fuck have left?

It seems every week he looses one mod
What the fuck happened to Swaggins?
 
BTW, as a fighting game player his Tokon criticism is full of shit. He said Wolverine is slow and, I mean, his recovery isn't great, but his impact frames, the impact frames he was complaining about were 6-8, which is ABSOLUTELY impossible to react to, and on par with the fastest Street Fighter buttons that hit low. Mind you this starts combos so if anything it's absolutely murderous. He said Wolverine's crouching short was "The slowest low attack he's ever seen."
Calling it now: He’s going to play it like it’s the second coming of MvC2, expecting everything that was in that game to be in Tokon.
 
That Lightning card looks fucking cool. As an unironic fan of XIII since it came out, I'd love that card. He's such a miserable shell of a roach.

roybarnes is such a piece of shit. He deserves worse. I can't stand the retards like him that defend Dave so fervently when he is being a genuine bastard but then one day act like they are suddenly so fucking righteous and moral because their retard-brains finally start understanding a fraction of Phil's shittery.
It's really funny to see someone in a classic "bad things for other people are fine, I only get mad it if bad things happen to me personally" mindset, but with the twist that after 15 years the "bad thing" that drove them over the edge was an incorrect number of children's trading card packs being opened on a livestream.
 
It's really funny to see someone in a classic "bad things for other people are fine, I only get mad it if bad things happen to me personally" mindset, but with the twist that after 15 years the "bad thing" that drove them over the edge was an incorrect number of children's trading card packs being opened on a livestream.
If only situations like this were the exception in the snortex...
 
Gotta say, ever since RawPhil went down and Memology kinda stopped uploading I kinda stopped caring about Phil's antics,
I think Raw going was a knock off point for quite a lot of people. Meerkat and Alt are still on him, but even their audiences are down like 20%
Memology only uploads when Phil does something noticeably stupid from what I heard and Phil's streams are all painstakingly boring right now.
Phil is in such a weird arc currently. He is progressively more and more schitzo.
I unironically miss old DSP
As someone who has been following him for a long time too since Chris Chan. Phil is just a shadow of his former self; he used to have gumption, but moving to Washington wrecked him. I view it as his house fire incident, where it was a fundamental turning point. The most significant event, though, was Leanne leaving him; the narcissistic injury is still felt to this day.
 
As someone who has been following him for a long time too since Chris Chan. Phil is just a shadow of his former self; he used to have gumption, but moving to Washington wrecked him. I view it as his house fire incident, where it was a fundamental turning point. The most significant event, though, was Leanne leaving him; the narcissistic injury is still felt to this day.
Detracting used to be more innocent, now it's just people spitting venom at every faucet of Phail's personality. I think if I could use one word to describe modern day detracting, it's bitterness. Of course, Phail will never realize that it's his fault that things shifted this way. When I started detracting the majority of trolls were people who quite literally just laughed at him sucking at games and watched TIHYDPs. Anything outside of him sucking at games, which usually involved him being a monumental piece of shit to other people, was just a sideshow.

However, he started cucking the kahntent about 6-8 years ago and nowadays we only get legitimate TIHYDP material out of 2, maybe 3 games out of the year. Watching him suck at games isn't even a sideshow anymore. The main attraction is now watching a monumental piece of shit stumbling his way through life. There's no shitty gameplay to distract from the fact of just how awful he is. Then there's also the fact that he's completely sequestered himself from any actual human contact. People like John, Howard and Reeanna would at least somewhat keep him in check. Now there's nobody left and his delusions, narcissism and paranoia are allowed to run free.

I legitimately don't know what word to use without having to stretch its definition until it prolapses, but I guess he used to be tolerable 10+ years ago? As in, he made you go "wow this guy is a fucking doofus but at least he doesn't trigger an uncanny valley response in my brain" unlike today where he makes you go "wow this guy should get tortured by Chechens for being such a colossal faggot retard."
 
I didn't watch all of last night, how the fuck did David blow up at that mod so badly? He simply misunderstood what the mod was saying, both streams combined hit $250+...if you say no that's not enough for the special pack or whatever then fine, but calling the mod a liar off the deep end is fucking ridiculous

Not trying to defend DSP mods but he's really getting to the point where he's borderline functionally illiterate, what a fucking retard
Because Phil doesn't really care if it makes sense or not. He bases his actions and opinions solely on whether it makes him feel good or bad. It wasn't about the misunderstanding at all, it was because someone questioned him. He might have known he was wrong, but that wouldn't matter. The mod made him feel the tiniest bit bad by pointing out that he was wrong about something, and that is a capital offense in Snort Lauderdale.
 
Detracting used to be more innocent, now it's just people spitting venom at every faucet of Phail's personality.
Not really, before then the detractors were more often than not only slightly less retarded than Phil (for example the Sons of Kojima meltdown) but I think a lot of people know better than to drop to his level at this point. Also even back then Phil is infamous for many of the stuff he is known for these days, he's just nowhere near this extreme about it.

I legitimately don't know what word to use without having to stretch its definition until it prolapses, but I guess he used to be tolerable 10+ years ago? As in, he made you go "wow this guy is a fucking doofus but at least he doesn't trigger an uncanny valley response in my brain" unlike today where he makes you go "wow this guy should get tortured by Chechens for being such a colossal faggot retard."
Yeah, he was much more tolerable before the Side Scrollers incident, Kino Casino and Asmongold. Make no mistake he is still a bona fide prime lolcow like LTG or Wings but he's exactly on that level and not the eldritch insanity he is now.
 
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How many mods does this fuck have left?

It seems every week he looses one mod
Phil only needs one now that he has that faggot who believes the world is flat. Seriously, that dumb nigger * ahem *, excuse me, mouth-drooling, urban-style individual is devoted with a capital D.
It's so perfectly retarded and autistic that after apparently 15 years of watching Phil Burnell be, well, Phil Burnell, and loving it so much he wanted to contribute lots of money and then moderate for said man, the moment that finally shook Roy Barnes (Former Attorney) to his core, and made him choose his morals over Phil, was... Phil didn't open an extra trading card pack.

The level of drama and excitement we deal with here is truly breathtaking.
Every time I start to ponder if I'm too stupid for this world, I think about some of the things that Phil's tards have said or done, and I feel okay again.
 
Almost none of Phil's moderators really liked him as a person or as a streamer, even when they were active moderators. Any time you'd see them in someone else's stream they'd be talking shit behind his back and laughing at detractor memes. They just liked the little community of retards who gathered around Phil and being a moderator gave them a little more clout.
 
Almost none of Phil's moderators really liked him as a person or as a streamer, even when they were active moderators. Any time you'd see them in someone else's stream they'd be talking shit behind his back and laughing at detractor memes. They just liked the little community of retards who gathered around Phil and being a moderator gave them a little more clout.
And of course, the same as his fans, it's one of the only communities where they fit in. There's a reason all of Phil's actual fans turn out to be some combination of retarded, pedo and furry. Phil is such a repellent person that he creates an exclusion zone where normal people who would take issue with these things doesn't exist.
 
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