DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[I Love Videogames 69]

I'm sure Phil has had orders sent to his condo like Cobes did. For whatever reason, Phil nearly never mentions when he's fucked with IRL with his constant victim act. The most I recall him admitting is that his mail is filled with junk mail and he hasn't bothered opening it for years unless he's expecting it. I guess he's just that terrified to even say anything.

As per usual, David is extremely lucky and nobody truly does fuck with him IRL. If he had any problems he wouldn't tell us every single fucking place he goes like his closest Costco, closest Petsmart, closest Total Wine, repeat.

The only reason he says 'trolls will drone strike the local card shop if I go there in-person' is because he is terrified of the outside world and will use any excuse to not interact with it. I am quite frankly shocked he hasn't found a way to always use Instacart so he truly never has to leave. He has talked about it before but they give him substitutes and as such they are clearly retarded minorities

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

here is the clip:

SomeoneSuggestAPlaceToBuyCardPacks.mp4
After a viewer suggests a local store where Phil can get card packs, DSP crashes out. HARD.
— Final King's Tax: $128 after stalling for 20 minutes.

I love how he makes a scenario in his head and immediately declares that it is a reality already happening. It's both depressing and hilarious how his mind works, and how the trolls are this international network that can basically bend reality.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Wait DSP is going to play SOTN? I don't think I can watch him rape one of my favs.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I have a theory and I posit it to you thus, allow me to explain:

Phil Burnell is responsible for the DDOS attacks bombarding the Kiwi Farms for the last couple days.

You will pay for this, Burnell! Call Darziak’s elite hacking atracks off or I’m gonna call your wife fat again, so help me.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm sure Phil has had orders sent to his condo like Cobes did. For whatever reason, Phil nearly never mentions when he's fucked with IRL with his constant victim act.

I'm sure that if there ever was a Doordash order sent to Phail's location that wasn't ordered by him that it had the same epilogue as when PodAwful's fans sent Doordash orders to Mersh - they just stopped because Mersh ate them all anyway, or in Phail's case Khet just ate them.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

He goes to doing drama, playing indie games then jumps on the latest releases and wonders why his audience isn't paying up. I also love how he constantly says "I knew this would happen." So why would you randomly schedule this game if you knew it was gonna be one of your lowest supported nights?

because he 100 percent knows what will happen but is somehow always never prepared. But seriously that first sentence is why i pop in and see what is going on with Phil. He's been doing this for so long but his brain just will not let him figure out what is going on.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

As per usual, David is extremely lucky and nobody truly does fuck with him IRL.

I was watching the last part of Count Dankula's series on German lolcow Dragonlord the other day and thought about Phil. The 'harassment' Phil gets compared to him and some other lolcows is night and day. The way he runs his nasty mouth at trolls suggests he feels very safe and secure hiding inside his little gated community. He's lucky he hasn't pissed off anyone psycho enough to pay him a visit, I'm sure he'd cry again.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

I want Phil to get into 40k next. Games Workshop entire business model is built to milk retards like Phil and he won't be able to resist doing something like buy a titan and just imagine how retarded any lore he would come up with for a homebrew Space Marine chapter would be.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I want Phil to get into 40k next. Games Workshop entire business model is built to milk retards like Phil and he won't be able to resist doing something like buy a titan and just imagine how retarded any lore he would come up with for a homebrew Space Marine chapter would be.

He is the perfect mark to buy $200 premium japanese clippers or spend hundreds on an airbrush, but I just don't see him assembling even the most basic of starter kits,

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

here is the clip:

SomeoneSuggestAPlaceToBuyCardPacks.mp4
After a viewer suggests a local store where Phil can get card packs, DSP crashes out. HARD.
— Final King's Tax: $128 after stalling for 20 minutes.

Holy paranoia. For someone who doesn't care about the trolls, he sure makes them out to be a giant bogeyman that's around every corner, ready to jump out and fuck with him. This is just pathetic and sad.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

The way he talks to them is insane. This is obviously far from the first time he's had a viewer-directed crashout over something completely innocuous, but the way he does it is fucking baffling. He lashes out as if StalkingTiger is a larper who has been trying to trick Phil into doxing himself for weeks. Like he's been barely tolerating the dude for a long time and this was the straw that broke the camel's back. Even though it was literally a recommendation for a trading card store. That the guy paid him money to give.

Haha. StalkingTigers response to Phil telling him to send an email was something like "I thought you wouldn't believe its really me". So sounds like he gets shitted on in emails too.

Keep giving him your money. I know you already sent an apology email. Imagine sending another grown man, who you help support, an email apologizing. Theyre dents for a reason. I bet ST sent some tips with his apology email.

 

[thebigdream]

MAJOR CRASH OUT ALERT

StalkingTiger told Phail he could buy Pokemon cards from a local store. Phail made excuse after excuse saying there's no way the card store has anything in stock. He eventually admits that detractors run his life. If Phail went to the store, detractors would call and demand the owner of the store never sell to DSP, or they would buy out the store of cards. StalkingTiger should have emailed Phail behind the scenes.

HE'S A SHUT-IN! HE'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE!

I don't think Phil actually believes he's going to be attacked if he does things outside, but I do think he sees it as the perfect excuse not to and probably gets a little thrill fantasising about being notorious enough that people would want to fuck with him.

 

[Nate Dingus]

I want Phil to get into 40k next. Games Workshop entire business model is built to milk retards like Phil and he won't be able to resist doing something like buy a titan and just imagine how retarded any lore he would come up with for a homebrew Space Marine chapter would be.

He'd only realise that Warhammer needs to be glued and painted once he opened the box.

 

[PD43]

Alright it's 5-1-2026 and since there hasn't been a proper thread I want to get this year's predictions in.

For Philip
-I believe he will have a particularly shitty start to the year, many crashouts abd missed goals in the middle, before finding another creator to suckle on and carry his gouty ass later in the year.
-I think Ralph, The Quartering, or even Keemstar will be invited on to give him a boost in attention
-comcast will have his Internet off for a relaxing few weeks and Phil will seethe on X.
-Kick will be put out to pasture. Not because of trolls but because they stop paying Phil.
-I think the spending of last year will end up fucking him this tax season.
-begging will be turned up and goals will be back along with the hats and vests
-that lapel mic will never be seen outside of the one video at all this year.
-finally at the end of the first quarter I think there may be a "mystery week off"


This year for Kat
-continues to be fat and her sister will be put back in jail.
-never seen nor heard from aside from what Phil says about her.

This year for the detractors
-I predict That Being Said will split up and it will be very sad. (Not that I want it but it's looking rough for the lads)
- I also think there will be several new detractors that get hyped up and DSP will ignore them or indirectly insult them.
-PetiteDragon43 will reach 1500 posts and retire his account out of cringe.

just wanted to check in on my predictions post now the year is half way over. Blue=correct Yellow=almost correct. Red=Wrong. White=TBD

Phil
- I guess we can argue the toss on it but I think he's doing about the same as he has for the last three years. Crashouts have skyrocketed
-he's a managed to latch himself onto Wings. And obviously the aptly named Lummox. Instead of working with LTG he sort of goes to well when he needs to make a stir same happened with QuarterPounder just not in the way I thought.
-No comcast shut down sadly and I wish they'd get on with it.
-Kick is still here because every dollar counts in the end even to someone with Jap Wallpaper-Thin Skin
-Can't tell if last year's spending affected anything.
-begging is turned up and goal are back (if we get X $ then I'll do X)
-Lapel Mic as predicted is in the Neger Realm
-No Mystery Week off

Kat
-Weight TBD
-Schroedinger's fat was an easy prediction

Detractors
-I want to change my prediction. I think Meerkat will show up less and less and ALT will be the sole original member
-Newest detractor is the Pokemon guy. But that's the only one thus far
-Funny enough I was at my 1499 post but my account was unjustly, unfairly, and unequiqably banned for the crime of taking the piss out of the faggot who runs the place.

In conclusion... uhhh nothing. I just had some time and just happened to remember this post.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Re: DSP weightlifting arch.

This nigger is not lifting anything more 10lbs because 2 words, hand cart. He curling 50lbs and benching 75!? Nah. He needed his hand cart to bring his computer upstairs.

This nigga couldnt even lift a 12 pack of Fanta like old motherfucker CWC did. That was robust!

 

[Fridge Raider]

I'm sure Phil has had orders sent to his condo like Cobes did. For whatever reason, Phil nearly never mentions when he's fucked with IRL with his constant victim act. The most I recall him admitting is that his mail is filled with junk mail and he hasn't bothered opening it for years unless he's expecting it. I guess he's just that terrified to even say anything.

My point is that he's making it up. He's either lying or he's so paranoid he believes it. He just wants an excuse to not leave the house. Ordering from a chinky chang wang chicken place on DoorDash is totally fine but driving less than 5 minutes to go pick it up? DUDE THEY'RE GONNA GEOLOCATE ME AND MURDER THE RESTARAUNT STAFF I CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE YOU IDIOT!!! I think he likely doesn't mention being messed with IRL because it doesn't happen, he just doesn't wanna leave the house because he's scared so he uses being scared as an excuse to not leave the house. Also he's lazy.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

shwarzen.mp4

I assume you had some pearls that needed clutching and decided you heard him say Nigger?

 

[PD43]

I just wanted to add to my Kat prediction. I say weight is TBD. The bird may be skinny now but the reason Phil might be reluctant to parade her around is because she may have a worse Ozempic face than he. After all she had more fat to contend with so... but that's just the burden of taking the easy way out. Mr. Give her a pill and leave her will learn.
That is if she's even there.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

here is the clip:

SomeoneSuggestAPlaceToBuyCardPacks.mp4
After a viewer suggests a local store where Phil can get card packs, DSP crashes out. HARD.
— Final King's Tax: $128 after stalling for 20 minutes.

The autists that go to those stores would have a higher then normal chance of knowing who Phil is because its not much of a leap to assume they have other interests that intersect with things Phil has done over the years, so this is one of the few times his paranoia could be argued to be working in his favor.

I just wanted to add to my Kat prediction. I say weight is TBD. The bird may be skinny now but the reason Phil might be reluctant to parade her around is because she may have a worse Ozempic face than he. After all she had more fat to contend with so... but that's just the burden of taking the easy way out. Mr. Give her a pill and leave her will learn.
That is if she's even there.

Ozempic face or not if Kat was skinny he would have trotted her out and showed her off because it would be a W he could chalk up against the detactors that have been calling her fat as fuck.

 

[MC Law]

I want Phil to get into 40k next. Games Workshop entire business model is built to milk retards like Phil and he won't be able to resist doing something like buy a titan and just imagine how retarded any lore he would come up with for a homebrew Space Marine chapter would be.

Phil painting stream would be hilarious