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these recent streams have actually been unwatchable. I'd rather chop my balls off than sit through this dog shit. @ me when the pokeman/flexing arc is over boys
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what's unwatchable is your profile pic. i want to throw up looking at that clown mode stroke lipthese recent streams have actually been unwatchable. I'd rather chop my balls off than sit through this dog shit. @ me when the pokeman/flexing arc is over boys
Is Timbo the guy that told him the card shop was "across the street from Chipotle"? That whole crashout struck me as super fake, like the KCD2 one. A viewer spends money to tell him about a nearby store and he feels like his best option is to say "No, there's not a store in the exact location you described, you're a fucking idiot and you don't know what you're talking about." over and over for ten minutes.So Phil just had a ten minute cope about Timbo talking about his location and ordering him to buy cards at said store. Just him yelling at a mentally ill dude for however long. Good job my liege!
here is the clip:MAJOR CRASH OUT ALERT
StalkingTiger told Phail he could buy Pokemon cards from a local store. Phail made excuse after excuse saying there's no way the card store has anything in stock. He eventually admits that detractors run his life. If Phail went to the store, detractors would call and demand the owner of the store never sell to DSP, or they would buy out the store of cards. StalkingTiger should have emailed Phail behind the scenes.
HE'S A SHUT-IN! HE'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE!
That's the problem with Pigler, as soon as some dents want to help him out or be friendly to him. He goes full boar mode and lashes out at them, like.. this are what's left of his near dead "fanbase", the only ones willing to donate to you and this is how you treat them? He asked himself why doesn't anybody what contribute to his shitty streams well LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR YOU OZMEMPIC FLABBY WASHED UP... wait, you know what, I'll let Chevy Chase finish my tangent.Is Timbo the guy that told him the card shop was "across the street from Chipotle"? That whole crashout struck me as super fake, like the KCD2 one. A viewer spends money to tell him about a nearby store and he feels like his best option is to say "No, there's not a store in the exact location you described, you're a fucking idiot and you don't know what you're talking about." over and over for ten minutes.
I think it must be his self-preservation anti-detractor instinct kicking in. He doesn't want to discuss the exact area where he lives because he doesn't want more people to go look up his address or whatever, but he also doesn't want to say that because it makes him feel like a pussy, so instead we get a fake crashout where he berates a paypig for a bizarrely long time. For the entire rant I was thinking "Even in Phil's mind, I can't understand how he thinks doing this would benefit him."
Phil's paranoia is off the charts. The Guy seriously is terrified to leave his house. And nobody deserves it more...After a viewer suggests a local store where Phil can get card packs, DSP crashes out. HARD.
But why? That's the part I don't get. Not only did the guy give him money but his message was factually fucking based. Who are you winning against by doing this Phil? Your viewers who are trying to help you? The trolls who say you hate your viewers?That's the problem with Pigler, as soon as some dents want to help him out or be friendly to him. He goes full boar mode and lashes out at them, like.. this are what's left of his near dead "fanbase", the only ones willing to donate to you and this is how you treat them?
Phil hates his viewers more than the trolls. He wishes he could troll his retards as much as anyone. But, they're his livelihood...But why? That's the part I don't get. Not only did the guy give him money but his message was factually fucking based. Who are you winning against by doing this Phil? Your viewers who are trying to help you? The trolls who say you hate your viewers?
The way he talks to them is insane. This is obviously far from the first time he's had a viewer-directed crashout over something completely innocuous, but the way he does it is fucking baffling. He lashes out as if StalkingTiger is a larper who has been trying to trick Phil into doxing himself for weeks. Like he's been barely tolerating the dude for a long time and this was the straw that broke the camel's back. Even though it was literally a recommendation for a trading card store. That the guy paid him money to give.Phil hates his viewers more than the trolls. He wishes he could troll his retards as much as anyone. But, they're his livelihood...
That's loser talk. He should tell each and every one of them how he feels right now, tell Jayde he's a retarded faggot and Phil doesn't wanna listen to his retard babble baby speak for another second. He's gonna find new, mature adult fans. I believe in him, cast off the chains of retardation Phil! Embrace the mature, business style adults like you! I'm sure they're out there, maybe Asmongold has met them you could ask him!He wishes he could troll his retards as much as anyone. But, they're his livelihood...
I'm sure Phil has had orders sent to his condo like Cobes did. For whatever reason, Phil nearly never mentions when he's fucked with IRL with his constant victim act. The most I recall him admitting is that his mail is filled with junk mail and he hasn't bothered opening it for years unless he's expecting it. I guess he's just that terrified to even say anything.Why do these secret detractors that lie in wait to ruin his life never affect DoorDash?