DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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MAJOR CRASH OUT ALERT

StalkingTiger told Phail he could buy Pokemon cards from a local store. Phail made excuse after excuse saying there's no way the card store has anything in stock. He eventually admits that detractors run his life. If Phail went to the store, detractors would call and demand the owner of the store never sell to DSP, or they would buy out the store of cards. StalkingTiger should have emailed Phail behind the scenes.

HE'S A SHUT-IN! HE'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE!
 
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Timbo on suicide watch until Sunday damn
 
So Phil just had a ten minute cope about Timbo talking about his location and ordering him to buy cards at said store. Just him yelling at a mentally ill dude for however long. Good job my liege!
Is Timbo the guy that told him the card shop was "across the street from Chipotle"? That whole crashout struck me as super fake, like the KCD2 one. A viewer spends money to tell him about a nearby store and he feels like his best option is to say "No, there's not a store in the exact location you described, you're a fucking idiot and you don't know what you're talking about." over and over for ten minutes.

I think it must be his self-preservation anti-detractor instinct kicking in. He doesn't want to discuss the exact area where he lives because he doesn't want more people to go look up his address or whatever, but he also doesn't want to say that because it makes him feel like a pussy, so instead we get a fake crashout where he berates a paypig for a bizarrely long time. For the entire rant I was thinking "Even in Phil's mind, I can't understand how he thinks doing this would benefit him."
 
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MAJOR CRASH OUT ALERT

StalkingTiger told Phail he could buy Pokemon cards from a local store. Phail made excuse after excuse saying there's no way the card store has anything in stock. He eventually admits that detractors run his life. If Phail went to the store, detractors would call and demand the owner of the store never sell to DSP, or they would buy out the store of cards. StalkingTiger should have emailed Phail behind the scenes.

HE'S A SHUT-IN! HE'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE!
here is the clip:


After a viewer suggests a local store where Phil can get card packs, DSP crashes out. HARD.
— Final King's Tax: $128 after stalling for 20 minutes.
 
Is Timbo the guy that told him the card shop was "across the street from Chipotle"? That whole crashout struck me as super fake, like the KCD2 one. A viewer spends money to tell him about a nearby store and he feels like his best option is to say "No, there's not a store in the exact location you described, you're a fucking idiot and you don't know what you're talking about." over and over for ten minutes.

I think it must be his self-preservation anti-detractor instinct kicking in. He doesn't want to discuss the exact area where he lives because he doesn't want more people to go look up his address or whatever, but he also doesn't want to say that because it makes him feel like a pussy, so instead we get a fake crashout where he berates a paypig for a bizarrely long time. For the entire rant I was thinking "Even in Phil's mind, I can't understand how he thinks doing this would benefit him."
That's the problem with Pigler, as soon as some dents want to help him out or be friendly to him. He goes full boar mode and lashes out at them, like.. this are what's left of his near dead "fanbase", the only ones willing to donate to you and this is how you treat them? He asked himself why doesn't anybody what contribute to his shitty streams well LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR YOU OZMEMPIC FLABBY WASHED UP... wait, you know what, I'll let Chevy Chase finish my tangent.
 
That's the problem with Pigler, as soon as some dents want to help him out or be friendly to him. He goes full boar mode and lashes out at them, like.. this are what's left of his near dead "fanbase", the only ones willing to donate to you and this is how you treat them?
But why? That's the part I don't get. Not only did the guy give him money but his message was factually fucking based. Who are you winning against by doing this Phil? Your viewers who are trying to help you? The trolls who say you hate your viewers?
 
But why? That's the part I don't get. Not only did the guy give him money but his message was factually fucking based. Who are you winning against by doing this Phil? Your viewers who are trying to help you? The trolls who say you hate your viewers?
Phil hates his viewers more than the trolls. He wishes he could troll his retards as much as anyone. But, they're his livelihood...
 
Re: DSP weightlifting arch.

This nigger is not lifting anything more 10lbs because 2 words, hand cart. He curling 50lbs and benching 75!? Nah. He needed his hand cart to bring his computer upstairs.
 
Phil hates his viewers more than the trolls. He wishes he could troll his retards as much as anyone. But, they're his livelihood...
The way he talks to them is insane. This is obviously far from the first time he's had a viewer-directed crashout over something completely innocuous, but the way he does it is fucking baffling. He lashes out as if StalkingTiger is a larper who has been trying to trick Phil into doxing himself for weeks. Like he's been barely tolerating the dude for a long time and this was the straw that broke the camel's back. Even though it was literally a recommendation for a trading card store. That the guy paid him money to give.
 
Why do these secret detractors that lie in wait to ruin his life never affect DoorDash? We know what he's eating, where he's ordering from, and when he's getting it but somehow it's never an issue. Somehow it's only when he's even considering leaving the house that it's a problem and we're hiding around every corner. Idk I thought he was probably still getting his groceries but idk anymore after this crashout, he was REALLY riled up, chair shaking, ear twitching, super pissy and whiney and "erm, actually?" like dude is legit terrified by the mere thought of going to a store.

On the bright side super based of him to shit on those retards in his audience, I wouldn't put up with those mongoloids either. If he scares away like one or two more he can start fresh with a completely new audience!
 
He wishes he could troll his retards as much as anyone. But, they're his livelihood...
That's loser talk. He should tell each and every one of them how he feels right now, tell Jayde he's a retarded faggot and Phil doesn't wanna listen to his retard babble baby speak for another second. He's gonna find new, mature adult fans. I believe in him, cast off the chains of retardation Phil! Embrace the mature, business style adults like you! I'm sure they're out there, maybe Asmongold has met them you could ask him!
 
Why do these secret detractors that lie in wait to ruin his life never affect DoorDash?
I'm sure Phil has had orders sent to his condo like Cobes did. For whatever reason, Phil nearly never mentions when he's fucked with IRL with his constant victim act. The most I recall him admitting is that his mail is filled with junk mail and he hasn't bothered opening it for years unless he's expecting it. I guess he's just that terrified to even say anything.
 
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