DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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His favorite porn star is a black guy. Enough said.


18:00 if timestamp doesn't work


Uhh my favourite porn star is Mandingo, because he's got a foot long dick, and it's freakishly large and it's just like... it's not even for the porn aspect, just seeing that thing is like "holy fucking shit, what the fuck! thats real?" And it is! It's nuts! Okay.

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i'm not even kidding, i've never seen a more genuine smile on his face than when he's talking about BBC
 
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Phil saying he doesn't resort to "tricks" when playing Blanka and how he prefers to play reactionary really shows how utterly shit he is at fighting games.

Looking at Ryu, his standard pokes average from 8-12 frames. Add in input lag, monitor delay, and system lag? You're looking at well under 1/7th of a second to "react". Average human is about 1/4th of a second by the way.
This is why every actually good player doesn't react, they use their knowledge to force their opponent in to bad situations where they are stuck defending. They condition their opponent in to thinking they can make certain moves, moves that they PREDICT and then follow up on.
But not Mr.4th place here, no he thinks its smart to sit there and let his opponent just throw out moves until he parries something.

TLDR, Phil plays fighting games completely wrong and has the worst mindset possible when fighting.
Or to make it easier to understand, he puts himself in check and tries to fight his way out of it.
 
Today's lesson is that you can make fun of basically anything to do with DSP and he is so insecure that he'll have cry and have a tantrum about it.

This nigga literally has like 200,000 videos on YouTube and took time out of his day to delete a video about BANANAS.

The moral of the story: please stop making fun of Phil guys.
 
This nigga literally has like 200,000 videos on YouTube and took time out of his day to delete a video about BANANAS.
Or how he privated an old video about Panda's selfmade candles TBS was watching live. Yes he is THAT petty. Heck I think he also privated the video where he wished his fans a Happy Valentine's day with Panda once Khet was moving in.
 
Sad to see PWR turn out to be a fucking creeper
Truly a twist NO ONE could have seen coming
Or how he privated an old video about Panda's selfmade candles TBS was watching live. Yes he is THAT petty. Heck I think he also privated the video where he wished his fans a Happy Valentine's day with Panda once Khet was moving in.
Hasn't it been said 10 times already that Darziak is doing these changes. He has moderator access to his channels.
 
So we're at the point where Piggy has turned into that fat retarded kid who danced to that Numa-Numa song trying to embrace it but doesn't realize we laugh AT him not with him?
 
With Resident Evil Requiem coming out today and my Amazon copy still being delayed by about a month(at the time of posting this), I'll be taking a break from this thread to avoid any spoilers and wait for any potential salt from RE: Requiem. I mean, if there will be any salt to begin with, considering how mostly neutered he is.
BEZOOOOOSSS!
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With Resident Evil Requiem coming out today and my Amazon copy still being delayed by about a month(at the time of posting this), I'll be taking a break from this thread to avoid any spoilers and wait for any potential salt from RE: Requiem. I mean, if there will be any salt to begin with, considering how mostly neutered he is.
Delayed by a month? Do you live on the moon?
 
Just checked it still up and unlisted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvcv5VEh8K8

The unavailable video has a lowercase e, banana song has uppercase E in the address.

All this banana talk got me craving banoffee pie.
 
Cf., literally every single aspect of his life in Connecticut. Can’t fucking believe I didn’t think of that before. He got out of there so fast he literally didn’t sell his property lmao
That time he thought Rambo wanted him and Phil leaned in for a manual ban kiss and was rejected.... nothing he could do, he had to move
 
One would think that he would have learned the Cammy matchup by this point, or at least try doing something different compared to his usual behavior during a match. Even by mashing, which he obviously does, he would have discovered that he can interrupt certain strings in Cammy's offense. Is he even watching what is happening on his screen ?

And his obsession with the Banana song is starting to become really fucking gay.
He doesn’t even know matchups in super turbo. He just counter picks when he loses or runs to Vega. He did the same shit even during his days as a “pro.”

As much as he harps on “bad matchups” and “top tiers” none of that really matters at the level he’s playing. Tiers and matchups don’t really mean shit at 1400MR. Even pro players will tell you not to get too hung up over tier lists because they don’t matter for 98% of players.
 
Wow the k-farms mods censored my post about Phil's banana song (and PWR making incest rape only fans porn with his cousin and then adding a sub goal to get an anisa anime tattoo) with a spoiler tab saying it's SNCA!

Then again, as we all know, you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand and appreciate the brilliant satire and irony of DarksydePhil. He's like the starship troopers of game commentators.

Sad that k-farms audience mostly can't appreciate it.
 
Wow the k-farms mods censored my post about Phil's banana song (and PWR making incest rape only fans porn with his cousin and then adding a sub goal to get an anisa anime tattoo) with a spoiler tab saying it's SNCA!

Then again, as we all know, you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand and appreciate the brilliant satire and irony of DarksydePhil. He's like the starship troopers of game commentators.

Sad that k-farms audience mostly can't appreciate it.
Dave truly is the most oppressed gamer.
 
If this man ever had even a semblance of shame, it is long since dead.
You need to have a soul to feel shame.
He just keeps fucking going. Is this the narc breakdown in action @Fridge Raider?
This is a man driven to the edge by TROLLS!!! It's YOUR fault!!! I really do think he's in a collapse right now. He just has absolutely nothing to right the ship with. Every W he goes for is actually just a rake that hits him in the face.

He does this constantly, where he will just pull something out of his ass and a sentence later it's fact. He did it with Zengief where he thought maybe one of the moves had been nerfed, then the next sentence that was just reality to him. Zengief was nerfed, obviously (he wasn't, go figure).
This is exactly what I was talking about. The "AI YouTube moderation fucked up for English" is another good recent example. But here, he still believes that kick was nerfed. Based on what? Well, he thinks it is... and, uh, that must mean it's true.
 
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