DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

losing it.mov

He is actually, factually fucking losing it.


losing it 2.mov

So let me get this straight gay, the NEW remix of the banana song now includes the line: I love my banana in the peanut butter (complexioned individual)

Phil is basically asking for LTG to kick down his door and give him that sweet black dong he craves.

 

[UsedUp]

At damn near start of the game, and we all know DSP loves to explore, there's a prompt where he can interact with a toilet. Calling it now.

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

DSP currently bitching about not getting an early copy, rather than playing the actual fucking game. lmao

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

So how long is the Banana Song Seethe Streak gonna go on for? I'm saying at least another two to three days, and then he'll try to brush it off as a "social experiment".

 

[Comma]

Meet Karen Burnell, the most entitled hermit on the planet:

EDIT: Today marks the 14th day since the initial banana song crash-out, which means he has been ranting and raving about the banana song on every single stream for two weeks straight.

Meet Philip Burnell, the least self-aware being on the planet:

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

So how long is the Banana Song Seethe Streak gonna go on for? I'm saying at least another two to three days, and then he'll try to brush it off as a "social experiment".

new record. not even 2 minutes since your post, he claimed exactly that just now!

 

[MAWBD2]

So how long is the Banana Song Seethe Streak gonna go on for? I'm saying at least another two to three days, and then he'll try to brush it off as a "social experiment".

40 min into stream gets baited about banana song again. But he is not affected by trolls.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

he looks like a big baby with that bulbous head when he drinks from his (water) bottle

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Very real story that definitely happened!

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Of course he's got on his ResiDENT Evil gamer shirt on to show what a big fan he is, ready for some day 1 views.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

Day 6 (? idk anymore) banana segment sped up playback halfway through because my brain just kind of starts melting listen to him normally at this point

surprised he pulled out the kingsnake reveal that early tbh

 

[lupinthethird]

Regarding Resident Evil Requiem, I believe he'll hate the Grace segments and love the Leon segments. Which would be incredibly ironic because he acts like an expert on survival horror games and Grace's segments have the most elements of that.

edit: He picked the hardest difficulty and it will be painfully obvious if (and when) he changes it

 

[Windy Moors]

Shaky chair 2018:


Shaky chair 2026:

It's shocking to see how badly Phil has aged in the past 8 years. His hair today looks like black smoke, compared to the thicker hair of 2018.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

Very real story that definitely happened!


very true story.mov

You might not know his friend, he lives in Canada.

 

[Peko]

RE is funny because it's the only series I can think of where Phil defaults to the hardest difficulty at the start. It's never worked out for him he always gets mad but at this point it's an ego thing I"m sure.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"I want to get immersed" well that didn't last long from DSP he is full retard already.

 

[brightdebauchery]

At damn near start of the game, and we all know DSP loves to explore, there's a prompt where he can interact with a toilet. Calling it now.

most locked in hes been the whole stream

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Doesn't he understand the purpose of streaming a horror game? Clowning out and pretending like the game is beneath you while claiming to want to be immersed is not only disingenuous but radically boring. Seeing people's genuine reaction to horror is much more entertaining.
I might have to sit this one out.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Doesn't he understand the purpose of streaming a horror game? Clowning out and pretending like the game is beneath you while claiming to want to be immersed is not only disingenuous but radically boring. Seeing genuine people's genuine reaction to horror is much more entertaining.
I might have to sit this one out.

Can’t wait for the inevitable bitchfest about puzzle bosses.