DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cancer Man Metokur]

To be in denim or not to be? That is the autism.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Controller #1 $40 and he is already crashing out because it might only work via bluetooth. Yep bluetooth only he is not happy.



Controller #2 $58 DSP was surprised that the Pokemon one is on sale compared to the black one which was $64. Shitting on the Nintendo Pro Controller for being so expensive.

I don't think he is gonna like either of these long term so this is $100 wasted.

lol he’s cooked, some of those 8BitDos are autistically spsecialised in terms of connectivity, and more than that require firmware updates.

Played yourself again, Phil; 8BD is above average quality for reasonable cost (less so now than a few years ago but their build quality isn’t diminished since I bought my latest) but woe unto pigler, they don’t all work out the box in every circumstance

Suffer, ape

I always pick up some 8BitDo for cheap during black friday and the holidays but of course DSP has to wait until they are only up for full price

 

[Pargon]

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Controller #1 $40 and he is already crashing out because it might only work via bluetooth

lol he’s cooked, some of those 8BitDos are autistically spsecialised in terms of connectivity, and more than that require firmware updates.

Played yourself again, Phil; 8BD is above average quality for reasonable cost (less so now than a few years ago but their build quality isn’t diminished since I bought my latest) but woe unto pigler, they don’t all work out the box in every circumstance

Suffer, ape

 

[UsedUp]

Re: Phil Spencer

DSPs grave dancing. His need to grave dance on people that can actually retire relatively young. He's done it with youtubers as well. yeah let's grave dance on people who made not only themselves millions but can now live comfortably for the rest of their lives. Being a 43 year old shut in with a calvary of retards you need to beg for money is the way to winning at life. He has a twisted view of people wanting or becoming succesful in life as he marinates in his office from the full sun. Your little I'm still here is not the win you think it is, DSP.

 

[Twrx]

lol he’s cooked, some of those 8BitDos are autistically spsecialised in terms of connectivity, and more than that require firmware updates.

Played yourself again, Phil; 8BD is above average quality for reasonable cost (less so now than a few years ago but their build quality isn’t diminished since I bought my latest) but woe unto pigler, they don’t all work out the box in every circumstance

Suffer, ape

And we all know how he feels about updates of any kind.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

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Controller #2 $58 DSP was surprised that the Pokemon one is on sale compared to the black one which was $64. Shitting on the Nintendo Pro Controller for being so expensive.

I don't think he is gonna like either of these long term so this is $100 wasted.


I always pick up some 8BitDo for cheap during black friday and the holidays but of course DSP has to wait until they are only up for full price

He bought a $100 mouse too I think. This faggot spends on junk just like his chimney smoking mom with QVC

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

That's just the sticker price on these items, you know damn well this degenerate deadbeat piece of shit puts every single purchase on Klarna and pays a 40% markup via interest and fees.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You spin around aimlessly, exclaim repeatedly "How do you use it? They never explained how to use it.", mindlessly mash through every menu in the game, and wait for someone to tell you that you have to use the item from your inventory. Lifelong gaymer and 4D chessmaster kingsnake himself can't come up with the independent thought of "look in my inventory for the item I just got to use it". Instead he has to wait until his crayon eating, glue huffing audience to handhold him in a game meant for 8 year olds. He has holes in his brain the size of golf balls.

"That was incredibly dumb"
Yes DSP it sure was.

You have to go to Important Items, which may not be intuitive for an inexperienced player. But, Phil has played all the recent Dragon Quest games where this is usual.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The 8bitdo is for retro games and the Pokemon one is for new games... so he is testing the Pokemon one on a retro game that he never played in Bubsy that is considered a pretty shit game.
Very thorough and rigorous testing process by DSP. Of course he is full clown mode because it's a shit game.

So it was the 8bitdo i guess but he was talking about it like it was the wired one I have no idea man his clown mode is out of control just fucking singing. He just won't stop singing what the fuck

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

it's just constant clown mode now with these retro streams

edit: adding more. the new meta at this point seems to be if everything is a clip, nothing is. I had to see this so now you have to

edit: face of a man 2 seconds after stating he is playing his favorite mario game of all time

 

[shekelshoah666]

it's just constant clown mode now with these retro streams

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Actually fucking insane how clown mode he is man I am out this is not watchable at all. Easily the worst retro kahntent creator that exists.

 

[GodModule]

He wants to be a muppet streamer but he just can't commit to it

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

my favorite thing recently have been the muted snorts. he actually makes an effort to move his right arm and press a mute button, while still going through the full visual animation of ejecting phlegm into his mouth and gulping it down. usually for the first 15-60 minutes of a snortcast/snorting show. today he just lets it rip full hog from the start. immediately addressing denim bananas. buckle up homies, it's another day of full blown psychosis

I noticed it too: most of the time he unmutes right before the lip smack. actual comedy gold

I hate shitting up this thread with actual slop, I really really do, but I didn't catch the start of the latest stream and just decided to go back to the start to kind of see where we're at with this one.

Spoiler: evidence from the first 5 minutes of the show, skip this if you are still sane

again I hate doing this, but it's actually so bizarre that I had to clip these and point it out ..he kind of just stops bothering with mute after these, and goes for the silent half-clears only, takes lots of sips from his bottle. he is sweaty and quivering in his chair by the end.. 2 glasses of gin right before stream could explain this, but his clown mood has been so bad (see earlier clips). i'm thinking he has been on some kind of stimulant mixed with alcohol,, adderal maybe
also each time followed by a smack

Spoiler: QUAKING inside his chair, ending with $55 King's Tax

or is it a vibrator up his ass?

 

[Optimus Crime]

Piece of shit only made 55 bucks
Nigger, get a job!!!

 

[Balr0g]

Jesus Phil, I thought you don't care about the FGC anymore



Not that it matters, RawPhil will probably wipe the floor with you again despite Gief being a better matchup against Cammy

Also both streams not hitting the non existent goal (though DQ7 got to 148$) guess you are not susseful now are you?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

There's no manual

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Jesus Phil, I thought you don't care about the FGC anymore

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Not that it matters, RawPhil will probably wipe the floor with you again despite Gief being a better matchup against Cammy

Also both streams not hitting the non existent goal (though DQ7 got to 148$) guess you are not susseful now are you?

Piggy playing one of his favorite buff sweaty men characters again, what a weird random dunk on the fgc that is.

 

[shekelshoah666]

There's no manual

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Doesn't know how the controllers connect to the Switch, bought stuff because the marketing said it was good or he heard from alottapeepul about it, doesn't think there are any instructions, doesn't know how to navigate the fucking Switch menu and sure as hell didn't get any of these new controller on sale must be DSP!

Glad we got two missed goals today both streams were just totally fucking stupid and much worse than even the usual stuff.

We might get some good seethe because I see streamers listing streams for a few hours from now for playing RE9 and you know how much DSP loves streamers getting games early!

 

[INirvana]

I wish I had a time machine to see how phil is doing in 10-15 years from now

I need to see if all my predictions come true:

- He's even more mentally challenged
- he's viewership is around 60 viewers
- Wife dies from weight issues or some disease
- Phil tries to vlog and he runs into trouble and never does it again ( he's burgerplanet but even more of a bitch ass loser)
- IRS is knocking on his door
- He moves back home and takes his parents place and gambles
- He talks so much shit to the point justin wong shit talks about on twitter
- multiple other casino style arc's from other people that fail like the rest
- He finally speaks about pandalee
- John Rambo gets interviewed on a youtube vid for a documentary style dsp roast
- Dsp podcast becomes full time and he quits games, begging 9-5 streams
- Phil comes out as gay after khets death
-Phil goes back to twitch

This is all i can think of

Oh yeah and Phil's hands give out and he retires from fighting games

 

[Doxmatix]

Separately, DSP’s arguably most prominent orbiter post-vanquishment of Derich, PWR, has embarked on a shocking new arc.

Guess he broke that dry spell from 2013.

Sad to see PWR turn out to be a fucking creeper. I mocked him up a shirt with one of his best quotes too. I guess dents gotta dent.


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