DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JinRoh1999]

It would take Phil at least 5 motherboards. and at least 50 hours to actually be able to build it. And then once he's finally finished he does not know how to flash update the board lmao or uses the wrong updates and fucks up his board again.

Now guise we need to apply the cooling solution because these AMD processors are made to overheat.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

It would take Phil at least 5 motherboards. and at least 50 hours to actually be able to build it. And then once he's finally finished he does not know how to flash update the board lmao or uses the wrong updates and fucks up his board again.

Most of the streams are just him fishing and charging $20 to name the components.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

The Banana Song was the one soulful thing Phil did, and he had to ruin it.

 

[thebigdream]

sat down to clip the highlights from the daily crap. recording ended up at 7 minutes (out of 11 total). I might have Phil Derangement Syndrome frfr

have this one instead
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POV your inbred goldfish sees you've got fish flakes

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Most of the streams are just him fishing and charging $20 to name the components.

People are doing troll donations and giving him bad advice telling him to mount the cooler into the case before he puts the motherboard in. Telling him he can use different kinds of RAM like hey if you have some DDR4 ram its compatible with a motherboard that only support DDR5. God imagine how many CPU's he would go through.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

What a thumbnail Phil way to own the entire FGC most of which have no idea who you are. Will it be another night of casual only no ranked matches and blocking people that beat him?

 

[HorseSense]

What a thumbnail Phil way to own the entire FGC most of which have no idea who you are. Will it be another night of casual only no ranked matches and blocking people that beat him?

Unranked and unknown. I wonder how long he had this thumbnail ready. He was so desperate for attention after Marathon, I wouldn't doubt he just made it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Also, for any noticers out there lately, the trend continues.

These whales that are never even on Phil's channel yet give him absurd amounts of money are the most baffling ones to me. I can at least understand the ones desperate for attention, although they're still retarded.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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What a thumbnail Phil way to own the entire FGC most of which have no idea who you are. Will it be another night of casual only no ranked matches and blocking people that beat him?

It's too bad Phil's a nobody, I'd love for a bunch of tournament players see this and set up a group snipe to fuck with Phil one night. He'll be begging for Cammys after that.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

It's too bad Phil's a nobody, I'd love for a bunch of tournament players see this and set up a group snipe to fuck with Phil one night. He'll be begging for Cammys after that.

I tried convincing a Twitch streamer he got his ass handed to a few nights ago to snipe, crossing my fingers. He watched a bit of Phail's stream and came to the unsurprising conclusion that he's both bad at the game and bad at lying.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The Banana Song was the one soulful thing Phil did, and he had to ruin it.

It was absolutely embarrassing and I could see it happen sooner or later as soon as I hear it from Memology. This is a 35 year old man that looks 50 and his entire sense of "humor" is just dick and shit jokes from 10 year olds.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

If Street Fighter doesn't hit the nonexistent 150 goal tonight it is absolutely getting the axe.

You hear me, Jaxx? Better bring that velcro wallet to tonight's stream, BOY!

 

[johnkimble123]

His major tell is that he kept saying Microsoft Gaming is getting "sunsetted," a term he clearly didn't use until today. Why is he using it so much? Because everyone that already covered this two day story used it. Phil, you lazy piece of shit, be original for once in your life, Mr penultimate valedictorian.

Strike while the iron is cold

You can tell when Phil reads a word or a phrase that he doesn't understand because he will begin to overuse it. Like nonsensical, that was a favorite word for a while.
I'm convinced Linda got him a vocabulary word of the day calendar once and he just remembered 14 words from it.

Phil should never try to sound intelligent about anything ever again. He is beyond retarded, and even worse than the dumbest person out there, because he'll read an AI summary and then also add his own dented spin to arrive at a narrative, put aside the fact that it usually makes no sense but he doesn't even know what he's saying most of the time.

I really hope Fairfield University and their (present day) near $60k tuition celebrates one of their distinguished alumni someday.
*fun reminder that retards who aren't good enough for better private schools end up in places like Fairfield, where you pay for the opportunity to network your ass off and hope to get a job from somebody because nobody will give a flying fuck about a Fairfield University degree

 

[shekelshoah666]

If Street Fighter doesn't hit the nonexistent 150 goal tonight it is absolutely getting the axe.

You hear me, Jaxx? Better bring that velcro wallet to tonight's stream, BOY!

He is already begging his fucking ass off if he doesn't hit that shit the daily cope is gonna be epic.

 

[brightdebauchery]

holy shit is this it? is he actually having a psychotic break tonight? this is beyond unhinged

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He is actually, factually fucking losing it.

 

[WarehouseKiwi]

This is borderline uncomfortable to watch.

Far and away the most David Brent(-style) I've ever seen him.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I see pigroach is mashing the nana song into the ground as an "epic win" now. Just like the Level 1 podcast being a Keemstar diss against Phil.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

holy shit is this it? is he actually having a psychotic break tonight? this is beyond unhinged

He is actually, factually fucking losing it.

This is borderline uncomfortable to watch.

He just keeps fucking going. Is this the narc breakdown in action @Fridge Raider?

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

If Street Fighter doesn't hit the nonexistent 150 goal tonight it is absolutely getting the axe.

You hear me, Jaxx? Better bring that velcro wallet to tonight's stream, BOY!

I can't wait until the inevitable day where he just streams to do nothing but sitting there and begging for money while twitching around like the fishman on Innsmouth because he has nothing left to play.

Street Fighter as far as I know is his Alamo. Once it's gone he would had virtually nothing left to play.