DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
Zero insight into the gameplay, or the game world, or its characters, or even, in the unique case of Expedition 33, its use of music.
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The funniest thing is he's not even using all the gameplay mechanics, thus driving every fights for way too long making the game appear as a slow paced slug.

He probably had Duncan dm him a build for his character via discord and is blindly following it. Without the understanding on how that whole build works or what it revolves around.

The dents are basically forcing him down to level one cause they feed him the info everytime he shoudl be the one searching for it.

Sandwich shop analogy time :
It's like you own a sandwich shop, and one of your client comes in every day between shifts to read the cookbook on the counter and give you a small paper with how to make a tuna sandwich written on it.
Then when others clients come in and asks for a meat sandwich you're all lost because nobody told you how to make a meat sandwich. All the while there's a cookbook sitting at the other side of the counter with all sandwich recipes written in it.
 
Optimus Crime dijo:
Pretty much to a t what dsp's gameplay is like.
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I had to physically find the actual clip. Sadly, I'm too retarded to properly clip the video.
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It's fucking inane. Like... pardon my French but he moves like a noob. The only thing he's missing is his stupid headset that he uses to not talk to his team.
 
Gruntgar The Indentured dijo:
Hear me out (I'm only halfway to pirate drunk. Yes I know how early it is) I don't know if this is #1-he's to stupid to think of it or #2-too stupid to pull it off. For anyone well versed in federal tax codes (mine passed away) could Phil buy from Amazon with a credit card, return the items as a credit to his Amazon account and try to use the original invoice as a tax write-off as a Burnell Enterprises business expense?
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Of course he double dips.
QwahlityKahntent dijo:
are there still people that believe he isn't autistic?
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He's just a know nothing retard. It's not that complicated.
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
glorified broom closet he calls a set?
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I call it his nursery with baby's playskool studio.
Zykon C dijo:
With the number of failed streams slowly growing
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Any stream he doesn't neck himself live is a phailed stream.
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA dijo:
The funniest thing is he's not even using all the gameplay mechanics, thus driving every fights for way too long making the game appear as a slow paced slug.

He probably had Duncan dm him a build for his character via discord and is blindly following it. Without the understanding on how that whole build works or what it revolves around.

The dents are basically forcing him down to level one cause they feed him the info everytime he shoudl be the one searching for it.

Sandwich shop analogy time :
It's like you own a sandwich shop, and one of your client comes in every day between shifts to read the cookbook on the counter and give you a small paper with how to make a tuna sandwich written on it.
Then when others clients come in and asks for a meat sandwich you're all lost because nobody told you how to make a meat sandwich. All the while there's a cookbook sitting at the other side of the counter with all sandwich recipes written in it.
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Now he just wants to prove his build can clear everything because he refused to use the info in the "email" to change his build saying it takes too long to swap builds when it's really super fucking easy.

He made $23 bucks during almost 4 hours of gameplay and the audience was fucking dead while he refused to engage with chat. Without the usual suspects showing up to push bad names off of the Kick leaderboard after DSP begged for it this would've been a brutal stream.

If you want to see some fun stuff zoom in on his camera during the time when the journals are being read outloud he can't sit still at all.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
Zero insight into the gameplay, or the game world, or its characters, or even, in the unique case of Expedition 33, its use of music.
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It's almost like he's barely intelligent enough to operate a computer and understanding any basic nuance of a piece of media is like 3 levels beyond his mental capacity.

"I like the graphics!" "Nice music!" "This game is very chill and relaxing."

"Here's my Fallout TV show season 1 review. [Lists out all of the events that happened in season 1, in order]"

"Why does Megabonk have a timer? It would be more fun without a timer."

"Fucking moulth droolers in chat told me to use the finger whistle on the ape. MY FAULT I guess for expecting the game mechanics to work how they say they work."

It's pretty minor but I couldn't finish the Sekiro TIHYDP because I fucking love that game and the whistle rant made me MATI. For anyone who hasn't played it: Guardian Ape is a pretty hard main story boss. The whistle is a prosthetic tool, AKA a reusable item that has some unique effect. Specifically, for the ape (and a few non-boss enemies that are irrelevant) the whistle will stun him for a few seconds and let you whale on him. DSP uses the whistle, then attacks the ape, then immediately uses the whistle again, and the ape ignores it and kills him, because the stun has some not explicitly stated lockout period before you can do it again. It is the most obvious and basic "game design" choice ever to not let the player infinitely stunlock a hard boss. I would be insulted as a player if they let you spam the whistle. But DSP kept complaining about the whistle being "worthless" and the devs "lying" for actually like 45 minutes. It's like, dude, are you even here to play a video game or do you just want to press a button to win? Do you think the viewers would enjoy it if you stunlocked the boss until it died? How fucking stupid and lazy are you?
 
morel style individual dijo:
It's almost like he's barely intelligent enough to operate a computer and understanding any basic nuance of a piece of media is like 3 levels beyond his mental capacity.

"I like the graphics!" "Nice music!" "This game is very chill and relaxing."

"Here's my Fallout TV show season 1 review. [Lists out all of the events that happened in season 1, in order]"

"Why does Megabonk have a timer? It would be more fun without a timer."

"Fucking moulth droolers in chat told me to use the finger whistle on the ape. MY FAULT I guess for expecting the game mechanics to work how they say they work."

It's pretty minor but I couldn't finish the Sekiro TIHYDP because I fucking love that game and the whistle rant made me MATI. For anyone who hasn't played it: Guardian Ape is a pretty hard main story boss. The whistle is a prosthetic tool, AKA a reusable item that has some unique effect. Specifically, for the ape (and a few non-boss enemies that are irrelevant) the whistle will stun him for a few seconds and let you whale on him. DSP uses the whistle, then attacks the ape, then immediately uses the whistle again, and the ape ignores it and kills him, because the stun has some not explicitly stated lockout period before you can do it again. It is the most obvious and basic "game design" choice ever to not let the player infinitely stunlock a hard boss. I would be insulted as a player if they let you spam the whistle. But DSP kept complaining about the whistle being "worthless" and the devs "lying" for actually like 45 minutes. It's like, dude, are you even here to play a video game or do you just want to press a button to win? Do you think the viewers would enjoy it if you stunlocked the boss until it died? How fucking stupid and lazy are you?
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dave playing your favorite game is either the funniest thing ever or the most infuriating shit you've had the displeasure of seeing
 
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morel style individual dijo:
It's almost like he's barely intelligent enough to operate a computer and understanding any basic nuance of a piece of media is like 3 levels beyond his mental capacity.

"I like the graphics!" "Nice music!" "This game is very chill and relaxing."

"Here's my Fallout TV show season 1 review. [Lists out all of the events that happened in season 1, in order]"

"Why does Megabonk have a timer? It would be more fun without a timer."

"Fucking moulth droolers in chat told me to use the finger whistle on the ape. MY FAULT I guess for expecting the game mechanics to work how they say they work."

It's pretty minor but I couldn't finish the Sekiro TIHYDP because I fucking love that game and the whistle rant made me MATI. For anyone who hasn't played it: Guardian Ape is a pretty hard main story boss. The whistle is a prosthetic tool, AKA a reusable item that has some unique effect. Specifically, for the ape (and a few non-boss enemies that are irrelevant) the whistle will stun him for a few seconds and let you whale on him. DSP uses the whistle, then attacks the ape, then immediately uses the whistle again, and the ape ignores it and kills him, because the stun has some not explicitly stated lockout period before you can do it again. It is the most obvious and basic "game design" choice ever to not let the player infinitely stunlock a hard boss. I would be insulted as a player if they let you spam the whistle. But DSP kept complaining about the whistle being "worthless" and the devs "lying" for actually like 45 minutes. It's like, dude, are you even here to play a video game or do you just want to press a button to win? Do you think the viewers would enjoy it if you stunlocked the boss until it died? How fucking stupid and lazy are you?
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Yes! His TV/movie "reviews" were fascinating for all the wrong reasons. They made my jaw drop more than once in just how inconceivably bad they were. I don't think there was even a single one that involved any discussion of the artistry or performances of what he watched, just beat by beat recaps of what happened. I really don't think he's even capable of media literacy.

Goes to show just how literally the only reason he has this "job" is his timing and pigroach luck.

Also, happy new year to all the dah tracktors here on KF! I've spent a couple years reading this thread here and there and you guys' relentless pigroasting and speculation helped keep following the snortex enjoyable. I'll do my best to cahntribute and not be too autistic in the new year of this Burnellian fever dream.
 
morel style individual dijo:
It's almost like he's barely intelligent enough to operate a computer and understanding any basic nuance of a piece of media is like 3 levels beyond his mental capacity.

"I like the graphics!" "Nice music!" "This game is very chill and relaxing."

"Here's my Fallout TV show season 1 review. [Lists out all of the events that happened in season 1, in order]"

"Why does Megabonk have a timer? It would be more fun without a timer."

"Fucking moulth droolers in chat told me to use the finger whistle on the ape. MY FAULT I guess for expecting the game mechanics to work how they say they work."

It's pretty minor but I couldn't finish the Sekiro TIHYDP because I fucking love that game and the whistle rant made me MATI. For anyone who hasn't played it: Guardian Ape is a pretty hard main story boss. The whistle is a prosthetic tool, AKA a reusable item that has some unique effect. Specifically, for the ape (and a few non-boss enemies that are irrelevant) the whistle will stun him for a few seconds and let you whale on him. DSP uses the whistle, then attacks the ape, then immediately uses the whistle again, and the ape ignores it and kills him, because the stun has some not explicitly stated lockout period before you can do it again. It is the most obvious and basic "game design" choice ever to not let the player infinitely stunlock a hard boss. I would be insulted as a player if they let you spam the whistle. But DSP kept complaining about the whistle being "worthless" and the devs "lying" for actually like 45 minutes. It's like, dude, are you even here to play a video game or do you just want to press a button to win? Do you think the viewers would enjoy it if you stunlocked the boss until it died? How fucking stupid and lazy are you?
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sekiro was probably the most blatant example of him using guides/dent handholding. specifically with the ape, his reaction to the second phase is some of the fakest shit he's ever done. nigger 100% knew what was coming (and still struggled with it lmao). plus conveniently stunlocking ishin straight out of an ign guide. still brags about it to this day. kinda makes sense, souls games are as important to his identity as fighting games so he's gotta maintain his izzat.
 
Meaningful whale drop so he is already over $300 before the gameplay. He was surprised that he couldn't use a controller with RImworld.

It time go gameplay
 
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Happy New Year from DSP.
 
shekelshoah666 dijo:
We have progressed maybe 5 minutes in the tutorial at most in 30 minutes of gameplay. DSP is now confused by having to check boxes.
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Perhaps the most entergaging part of this redemption run style playthrough of rimworld (if he can surpass couch jumping check boxes without yellow paint) is that people say he's generally "harmless" and it's a Christmas nudnig miracle that he never had any real power in his life outside of his 220 viewer style streams... Rimworld for anyone who doesn't know does allow you to be a total sociopath/psychopath to a quite uncomfortable level.

Although it is a systems management game the story is told organic style and you do form an attachment with some of your settlers.

You can totally rip out people's organs and skin and make chairs from them. It's that kind of style game
 
shekelshoah666 dijo:
This is the single worst gameplay stream Rimworld has ever had I hope the devs somehow see it :story:

He has zero curiosity and will test nothing himself unless chat tells him.
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I had such high hopes for this stream, but I guess it'll take 3 more playthroughs for Phil to get far enough into the game for anything interesting to happen. This was complete and utter nontent with Phil methodically following instructions a dent had sent him, yet still failing to navigate the interface.

I DUNNO HOW I DO DAT DOOD
 
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