DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Switch Mongo]

He is talking about not doing long playthroughs anymore unless it’s a big game because other creators don't (? if anything its the opposite)

He’s a complete retard as always, didn’t his daddy asmongold get big off of playing one game only? WoW I believe it was.

 

[neger psykolog]

A game that requires you to fail versus a player who does nothing wrong and does everything correct. It's some real "unstoppable force meets the immovable object" shit.

He should play the WWE Champions equivalent of Rimworld: Farmville.

 

[Baklava]

I want to watch Phil play Dwarf Fortress or Caves of Qud. He would never but getting handheld only for his playthrough to get fucked anyway would be funny

 

[Windy Moors]

He looks like ABSOLUTE SHIT. Yes he always looks ugly as fuck but he looks 55 years old on that stream. And GOD I know I sound like a total fag but

SOMETHING IS GOING ON

His lip droop is definitely more pronounced, they seem extra flappy. Reminds me of how people talk after a dental local anaesthetic.

DSP is a true phenomenon, all of his dents deserve to be milked down to the last penny. My New Year's resolution is for every single dent to sell their anus and health to fund DSP's gin and WWE addiction.

I wholeheartedly agree, why are they withholding their superfluous kidneys? You only really need one, just think of all the tips, subs and kicks a black market kidney could buy!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

His lip droop is definitely more pronounced, they seem extra flappy.

 

[Digger10]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-7csf4oQbQ:1150Can anyone figure out why nobody is giving Phil any meaningful interactions?? I can't.

One of you should clip the part where he says "I was thinking of dick (tracy)".

 

[MC Law]

One of you should clip the part where he says "I was thinking of dick (tracy)".

His Ozempic moobs shine through

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

COD was great after the money buff wore off. Around the break after splitting parts is when it picks up https://www.youtube.com/live/q7P2CSRyQ_8&t=9074

(this one is from last time he played)

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil yesterday, "I have never faked a tip, but my detractors are idiot dunces who made up that meme."
Also Phil (not yesterday), "My idiot detractors will never, ever know if any tip I get is real or not, so all their tracking doesn't mean anything."

I have tended to believe the vast majority of tips are real, but Phil himself cast doubt on it. Knowing how he lies and tells half-truths, it's pretty naive to think the many, many $50 anonymous tips saying "Long-time fan, keep up the good work" that magically hit the goal (er, not goal) are ALL real. Why believe Phil on anything?

 

[Ardath]

He still moves and aims like hes using a controller, youe movements on a mouse should be precise but he has his sensitivity so fucked it looks like hes still using a thumbstick, but without the auto aim a console would give you.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Even more than the difficulty or amount of game mechanics, the reason why games like Rimworld, Zomboid or Factorio are the bane of Phail's existence is because there's no real goals at the end of the day. Sure, Rimworld iirc has the objective of escaping the planet or some shit but most people I know don't even give a shit about that objective, they just have their own goal in mind and try to achieve it. Hell, we've seen from his Minecraft streams, unless the dents tell him what the fuck to do or build his empty head can't think of anything to do.

I personally like Kenshi and it's the same thing, with most people either deciding on running an adventuring band or even a single character, or they decide on base building. I think it's easier than some of the other similar games because it's more difficult to completely lose, you can easily suffer catastrophic setbacks, sure, but unless your character/entire party gets knocked out by characters that don't give a shit about murking them (fogmen, skin bandits, cannibal tribes, beak things and spiders) the worst that can really happen is that the Holy Nation enslaves you, while the most likely actual outcome is that your dudes are gonna get looted. Not to mention, even getting knocked the fuck out still makes you progress in Kenshi, as getting hit or knocked out raises toughness, and coming to while surrounded by enemies raises toughness by a lot.

whoever pestered him into rimworld is 100% a detractor. the type of games where you have to make your own fun never fail to expose him in any number of ways. he's probably gonna play on peaceful with phoebe chillax and still find a way to make a fool of himself. "Losing is fun" is the motto of games like rimworld and dwarf fortress, and it is a concept that he fundamentally cannot grasp,

 

[Moar Krabs]

I gave into Divorce Coin but am not giving into the fake tip theory cause I still don't think it makes sense for him to do so and with this new non goal system in place wouldn't he just hit the 150$ every single stream. I'm only willing to go as far as to say that he fakes the 5$ or 10$ tips to encourage people to donate or when he's super pissed off and it just comes in out of nowhere

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I still don't think it makes sense for him to do so

to save his ego. it's the only thing more important to him than money

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I gave into Divorce Coin but am not giving into the fake tip theory cause I still don't think it makes sense for him to do so and with this new non goal system in place wouldn't he just hit the 150$ every single stream. I'm only willing to go as far as to say that he fakes the 5$ or 10$ tips to encourage people to donate or when he's super pissed off and it just comes in out of nowhere

I totally understand why you would think this, but your prahblem is that you're trying to use logical thought. Gotta remember that PP Burnell is legitimately mentally ill at this point after all these years of sustained narc injury and social isolation, among other things.

We know both from his endless rants and also, more recently, from his leaked DMs with PPP that he views literally EVERYTHING through the lens of the endless war with da tracktors. The only thing more important to him in life than finessing wheelchairs out of their disability buxx is spiting the detractors. That's why he would absolutely fake the occasional tip, though I agree even he isn't retarded enough to do it all the time - just in cases like yesterday, where he's panicking over low views, low support, and knowing the detractors are pointing and laughing.

So what does he do to shut us up and FELT US? "I HAVE RECEIVED... A VERY GENEROUS..."

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

It's an easy catch all for his neuroticism, but I'm not sure if he is actually autistic in reality. Most stuff is explained by him being incredibly ignorant to everything around him from being such a malignant narcissist from such a young age. Stunted and sheltered by his own mind.

Also some actual Down's Syndrome. Think of Ben "Cy" Bradstone from Criminal Minds. It explains most of his actions since he's very retarded, but not retarded enough to prevent him from trying to pretend as a functional person.

If he were Autistic then he would be mainly participating in the Pokemon or Undertale fandoms instead of the Fighting Game ones. Yes I can see him doing that if he were actually Autistic, instead he sucks up to Pokemon like the other corpo slop.

He's just a narcissistic sociopath with mild downs, even has the head and eye shapes to go with it.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

Also some actual Down's Syndrome. Think of Ben "Cy" Bradstone from Criminal Minds. It explains most of his actions since he's very retarded, but not retarded enough to prevent him from trying to pretend as a functional person.

If he were Autistic then he would be mainly participating in the Pokemon or Undertale fandoms instead of the Fighting Game ones. Yes I can see him doing that if he were actually Autistic, instead he sucks up to Pokemon like the other corpo slop.

He's just a narcissistic sociopath with mild downs, even has the head and eye shapes to go with it.

Phil is to old to have gotten into Pokemon or Undertale. He is a Og Autistic. He got lucky found some flow charts before the internet was really a thing. He could dupe rubes out of money in the arcade swaying back and forth. It made him feel better then others till the internet and world caught up. Now he is a dinosaur clinging desperately to the past. The asteroid has already hit the snort fort but he has evolved into a roach to squeak out a few more years of stealing money form retards.

 

[sentrandeti]

COD was great after the money buff wore off. Around the break after splitting parts is when it picks up https://www.youtube.com/live/q7P2CSRyQ_8&t=9074

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He amazes me on how stupid he is sometimes. You are now cheating if you have bad internet

 

[Irreedemable Ret. 2]

Phil is to old to have gotten into Pokemon or Undertale. He is a Og Autistic. He got lucky found some flow charts before the internet was really a thing. He could dupe rubes out of money in the arcade swaying back and forth. It made him feel better then others till the internet and world caught up. Now he is a dinosaur clinging desperately to the past. The asteroid has already hit the snort fort but he has evolved into a roach to squeak out a few more years of stealing money form retards.

Phil is old enough to know the early Pokemon era, but he prefered the FGC. His focus on fighting games says something about him as everything points out he sought to use those skills to beat kids or unexperienced players to feed his narcissistic ego. It says a lot about Phil when he was known as an infamous asshole in a community as spergy as the FGC, to the point people there refused free rides because the one giving them was the guy with the oddly-shaped head.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

Phil is old enough to know the early Pokemon era, but he prefered the FGC. His focus on fighting games says something about him as everything points out he sought to use those skills to beat kids or unexperienced players to feed his narcissistic ego. It says a lot about Phil when he was known as an infamous asshole in a community as spergy as the FGC, to the point people there refused free rides because the one giving them was the guy with the oddly-shaped head.

I am the same age as the Dent King. Pokemon was not popular until 1999-2000 we were upperclassmen in high school. Pokemon was seen as a kids thing not a high school thing that is why he never played any of the originals. He would of been made fun of MORE if he did. Its not rocket science that is why he avoided Pokemon until the young dents made him play it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I am the same age as the Dent King. Pokemon was not popular until 1999-2000 we were upperclassmen in high school. Pokemon was seen as a kids thing not a high school thing that is why he never played any of the originals. He would of been made fun of MORE if he did. Its not rocket science that is why he avoided Pokemon until the young dents made him play it.

I'll PW and concur with that statement, I'm not too far off in Piggys age bracket either and yes Pokémon although released in Burger land in late 98 with the show (I actually knew about it before that when the media made the rounds about a Japanese cartoon that gave kids seizures from the Porygon episode and they showed it on Letterman) anyways it didnt hit nationwide success until 99' and like you said at the high school I too never saw it mentioned or played save maybe some freshman girls who were more into the plushies and merch than the game. The cards were a little more common but they were lumped in with the MtG nerds.