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@Trombonista, a user since 2013, and a Janny we all know and love, has retired:

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@The Repeated Meme in a strange turn of events, has been outed as a 2018 furry pedophile lolcow, Kyle Lee Biddle. Yes really.

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California has declared a state of emergency over a runaway chemical incident in Orange County. California Governor Gavin Newsom has taken the extreme measure to petition orange man bad for federal assistance

 
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You've probably heard of Tattle Life (it's like a United Kingdom/Ireland version of Kiwi Farms but for parents). Recently, Tattle Life hurt the feelings of an influencer in 2023 and they sued and won £300,000 in a Northern Ireland court. During the legal process, the plaintiffs attempted to find out who the real owners of Tattle Life are and they contacted Xenforo themselves to ask.

During the discovery process, the "confidential source" at Xenforo did not wait for a court order and instead just leaked it without a court order. This has caused some "brouhaha" (drama) in the XenForo community and chaos erupted.

Read the article here (posted by @Avenue): https://kiwifarms.st/threads/xenfor...attle-life-info-without-a-court-order.246130/
 
Voting for the Unofficial Sci-Fi/Fantasy Book Club is up for June's choice of read, and the theme is Detective Mysteries.
POLL FOR JUNE: Detective Mysteries

The City & the City — China Miéville
Inspector Tyador Borlú investigates a murder that crosses the boundaries of two cities occupying the same physical space. Citizens are trained from birth to “unsee” the other city, and the mystery slowly becomes tangled in politics, perception, and reality itself. Equal parts noir detective story and surreal speculative fiction, it feels like a police procedural taking place inside a philosophical nightmare.

Guards! Guards! — Terry Pratchett
The Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork is drunk, lazy, and gloriously incompetent—until a dragon begins terrorizing the city. Captain Vimes and his ragtag guards stumble into conspiracies, secret societies, and civic corruption while somehow becoming actual detectives along the way. Funny, heartfelt, and sharper than it first appears, this is one of the best entry points into Discworld.

Altered Carbon — Richard K. Morgan
In a future where human consciousness can be transferred between bodies, ex-soldier Takeshi Kovacs is hired to solve the murder of a billionaire whose memories of the crime were erased upon resurrection. Hardboiled cyberpunk drenched in neon, violence, and existential dread, the novel asks what murder even means when death itself becomes negotiable.

The Yiddish Policemen's Union — Michael Chabon
An alcoholic detective investigates the death of a heroin addict in an alternate-history Jewish settlement in Alaska. What begins as a routine case spirals into messianic conspiracies and political intrigue. Chabon blends noir melancholy with rich cultural texture to create a strange, snowy detective story unlike anything else in sci-fi or fantasy.

The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle — Stuart Turton
A man wakes up with no memory and discovers he must solve a murder while reliving the same day through the bodies of different guests at a decaying manor house. Every perspective changes the puzzle. A bizarre fusion of Agatha Christie, time loops, and psychological horror that practically demands book club theorizing.

Leviathan Wakes — James S. A. Corey
Part space opera and part detective noir, the story follows washed-up detective Miller as he searches for a missing girl across the asteroid belt. His investigation collides with political tensions, corporate secrets, and cosmic horror. The mystery slowly expands from grimy noir into galaxy-shaping catastrophe.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency — Douglas Adams
Dirk Gently believes in the “fundamental interconnectedness of all things,” which somehow leads him into cases involving ghosts, time travel, impossible coincidences, and electric monks. More absurdist comedy than traditional mystery, but the detective structure is surprisingly clever beneath the chaos.

The Last Policeman — Ben H. Winters
An asteroid is months away from destroying Earth, and society is quietly unraveling. Yet Detective Hank Palace stubbornly insists on investigating what appears to be a simple suicide. A melancholy end-of-the-world mystery focused less on the crime itself and more on what justice means when humanity knows it is doomed.

Fatherland — Robert Harris
In an alternate 1960s where Nazi Germany won World War II, a Berlin detective investigating a seemingly ordinary murder uncovers secrets that threaten the entire Reich. Grim, tense, and frighteningly plausible, it combines classic conspiracy thriller structure with chilling alternate history.

The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse — Robert Rankin
A teddy bear and a human detective investigate a string of gruesome murders in a city populated by nursery rhyme and fairy tale characters. Imagine a drunken noir parody where beloved children’s icons are getting butchered one by one. Ridiculous, darkly comic, and surprisingly inventive.

WILDCARD: Bimbos of the Death Sun — Sharyn McCrumb
A murder occurs at a deeply cursed sci-fi convention after the release of a controversial fantasy novel, dragging academics, obsessive fans, bitter authors, and convention weirdos into the investigation. It is technically not speculative fiction itself, but it is one of the funniest and most affectionate murder mysteries ever written about sci-fi/fantasy fandom culture. Half detective novel, half loving roast of convention life, complete with impossible egos, fandom wars, and people taking fictional universes far too seriously.
Come on over, voot for whatever sounds most interesting to you, and enjoy reading.
 
BONGISTAN COLONY UPDATE:
Not to be outdone by its former colonial masters, Australia decided to vote in a "Far-Right, Xenophobic and Homophobic" party called One Nation via regional wins in lower house and parliament positions over the past few weeks.

How do they decide to present themselves in Parliament? Putting in a fat gay retard on the podium, who cried about how much he loves immigrant cock.

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Ferrari unveils their first full electric car, stock price immediately drops more than 7%.

 
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Supreme Court declines to hear a lawsuit brought by Florida over Washington issuing truck licenses to Indian illegals who literally cannot read and end up killing Americans with their trucks.

 
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City of Milwaukee has announced Endsieg for the stalker children in the Great Patrick Question. The vote on whether Patrick "Pepperoni" Tomlinson's settlement is approved is due next week. The city lawyers claim they want to settle to "buy its peace".
The vote appears to have passed in Patrick's favor



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3-0 in Pat's favor. Two people did not vote.
 
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Chirayu Rana (unfortunately pictured here for reminder purposes), the man who is suing a female JP Morgan Exec who he accused of using him as a sex slave had his lawyer, Daniel Kaiser, attempt to run away from this poo festival of a lawsuit this morning right before their court appearence.
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Judge Ramseur was not having it, and ordered Kaiser to be present for his filing before letting him go. In light of all this, it is clear Rana will either attempt to continue this suit Pro Se or find another lawyer to represent him, with the judge calling him out for his lack of nueance.
Court documents can be found here. Actual shit talking of this homunculus can continue here.
 
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Fat, arrogant, perverted, monkey zoosadist Francisco Ravelo aka “Tony Fucking Montana,” has been sentenced to 5 years in federal prison with 3 years of supervised release for distribution of baby monkey torture videos.

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Ravelo organized and operated several zoosadist chatrooms on Telegram dedicated to sharing, discussing, and enjoying videos depicting the brutal rape and torture of infant and juvenile monkeys. He frequently taunted Kiwifarms users and openly discussed his monkey sex fantasies. One of his more recent antics was creating AI cartoon imagery mocking the federal prosecutor handling his case. Obviously that didn’t work out very well for him.

Sorry for the double post, but....

Francisco Javier Ravelo, aka Tony Fucking Montana, was sentenced to 60 months imprisonment.

Kudos to the prosecutor, Emily Stone, for taking this case seriously and the judge, Rodolfo A Ruiz II, for imposing a just sentence.
 
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The 8th Circuit has come out to say that "Individuals do not have a reasonable expectation of privacy in electronic files they offer for public download".

This is in context of a retard uploading images of child pornography onto his eMule public account, and being surprised when cops showed up at his door.

 
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