💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous missing, last seen fully unclothed sprinting down the street shouting "THE PIGS! THE PIGS FED THE PIG! AND THEIR RETARDED HANDLERS AT CITY HALL LET IT HAPPEN!"

I still love his posts and agree with his stance though.
 
Anyone can copy fattytits. Just make fake bomb threats on yourself and get swatted repeatedly and make a claim. It's that easy. After all, fatrick did it
 
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Brewers play in about 6 hours. Expect to see some very fine, drunken photography from Miller Park, child. Wait quietly.
 
I haven't caught many of his streams lately to know if he is giving out smug told-ya-so's but congratulations to @Potentially Criminal on his accurate analysis of the city of Milwaukee's answer to the complaint, I remember him boldly saying that the city better "open up their checkbook" while reading the response back when absolutely nobody believed this would go anywhere for fat tits.
 
Racist Parrot dijo:
This nigger is really getting $500k. I'm so goddamn jealous lol.
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Anytime you get jealous of a cow like Rick, remember his life. Would you be him for $300k, or whatever, after taxes? You don't get to be you living Rick's life. You would be him. The only cows ever worth considering that trade are the mega rich ones like Musk or Madonna.
 
break these cuffs dijo:
Anytime you get jealous of a cow like Rick, remember his life. Would you be him for $300k, or whatever, after taxes? You don't get to be you living Rick's life. You would be him. The only cows ever worth considering that trade are the mega rich ones like Musk or Madonna.
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This is like when Josh said on a MATI "what would I do if I woke up as Ethan Ralph?" Even assuming you could override "being" fatrick just enough, you can get past the drinking and gluttony and narcissism, if you were able to force you-pat to apologize and do various things to turn his life around, the moment this Freaky Friday is over it will all be for nothing because the real Pat would trash it in a matter of weeks.
 
break these cuffs dijo:
Anytime you get jealous of a cow like Rick, remember his life. Would you be him for $300k, or whatever, after taxes? You don't get to be you living Rick's life. You would be him. The only cows ever worth considering that trade are the mega rich ones like Musk or Madonna.
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Eww I'm not jealous of him as a person. I just want $500k. And no I wouldn't swap places with him for the money. I'd rather be homeless.
 
If looks like your lives are already over. While fatrick is busy counting his half a million, and more, you have chosen a life of alogging. Above you and below you is the ceiling and floor of a cold jail cell. This is the life you chose, enjoy prison.
 
Alabama Gamer dijo:
Do you think this will cause Nikki to divorce rape him? That often happens after a couple gets a windfall.
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Doubt it. Porky Tits will get, according to people in this thread, something in the vicinity of 250k after taxes and lawyer fees. Between splitting the ha'hovel, the hassle of finding another deeply closeted faggot to have a lavender marriage with, and Rick's employment* as an AirBnB cleaner at the ha'hovel bringing in peanuts, the effort might not be worth it.

* As far as I know, he steadfastly refuses Judge Holden's offers to work as a "scone boy". I don't know the specifics, only that it involves no clothing, a children's pool's worth of clotted cream and strawberry jam, and an aloe allowance.
 
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