CASTING CALL, CLOTHING HAUL, DOUBLE DATE!!!!!!

CindyChafe dijo:
This casting call thing is fun to think about. Obviously number one would be 600lb Life. She’s not quite 600 but she’s close enough. Penny wasn’t 600lbs and she was one of the most delusional and outrageous people ever on the show.

Next would be Doctor Phil since she’s already mentioned it. It has to be reality TV because she ain’t an actor. Likely to do with her weight, social media or sexual orientation. Possibly all 3.

Maybe Whitney Way Thore needed to find someone to play her fatter, sassier best friend.

No, wait, I got it. She’s auditioning for Survivor on CBS so she can finally lose weight! :optimistic:

God imagine how fast she would hope out of Survivor? I would honestly watch the shit out of that.

Maybe Discovery/National Geographic got some footage and mistook her for a Pygmy Hippo and wants to do a doc on that? David Attenborough style.

Maybe Amber will be a guest judge on Top Chef! A contestant on Chopped?

So many possibilities so little ever getting an actual answer.

Speculating what her casting call might be for has been the most autistically amusing thing for me. For me, i don’t really care if she’s lying about stupid shit like this that isn’t hurting anyone. If it’s funny I’ll choose to believe it’s real. :optimistic::autism:
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I was hoping it was for Worst Cooks in America...it would be hilarious to see her slop concoctions ripped apart by Chef Anne and the hunky Tyler Florence!
 
CindyChafe dijo:
This casting call thing is fun to think about. Obviously number one would be 600lb Life. She’s not quite 600 but she’s close enough. Penny wasn’t 600lbs and she was one of the most delusional and outrageous people ever on the show.

Next would be Doctor Phil since she’s already mentioned it. It has to be reality TV because she ain’t an actor. Likely to do with her weight, social media or sexual orientation. Possibly all 3.

Maybe Whitney Way Thore needed to find someone to play her fatter, sassier best friend.

No, wait, I got it. She’s auditioning for Survivor on CBS so she can finally lose weight! :optimistic:

God imagine how fast she would hope out of Survivor? I would honestly watch the shit out of that.

Maybe Discovery/National Geographic got some footage and mistook her for a Pygmy Hippo and wants to do a doc on that? David Attenborough style.

Maybe Amber will be a guest judge on Top Chef! A contestant on Chopped?

So many possibilities so little ever getting an actual answer.

Speculating what her casting call might be for has been the most autistically amusing thing for me. For me, i don’t really care if she’s lying about stupid shit like this that isn’t hurting anyone. If it’s funny I’ll choose to believe it’s real. :optimistic::autism:
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Someone on the main thread said it could be for a fried food eaters cook/eating show that had casting in Lexington. https://www.castingcallhub.com/fried-food-masters-reality-tv-show/

There's also this one: https://www.castingcallhub.com/cable-tv-show-looking-for-foodies/

I don't really see AL as a foodie though- she doesn't talk about taste, flavor or textures of her food. She just wants to eat as much fattening foods as possible and will swallow things whole.

There's also this one : http://www.wave3.com/story/38711187/casting-call-louisville-extras-needed-for-new-film

But it says for a film and AL did say it's a show
 
497 dijo:
Someone on the main thread said it could be for a fried food eaters cook/eating show that had casting in Lexington. https://www.castingcallhub.com/fried-food-masters-reality-tv-show/

There's also this one: https://www.castingcallhub.com/cable-tv-show-looking-for-foodies/

I don't really see AL as a foodie though- she doesn't talk about taste, flavor or textures of her food. She just wants to eat as much fattening foods as possible and will swallow things whole.

There's also this one : http://www.wave3.com/story/38711187/casting-call-louisville-extras-needed-for-new-film

But it says for a film and AL did say it's a show
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She can't cook for shit, though. Can you imagine her attempting to actually deep fry something? There'd be a grease fire faster than a bean bag in a hurry. I'd buy it if it was a show about people who will literally eat anything that is deep fried. Sort of a Fear Factor for deathfats kind of thing.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
She can't cook for shit, though. Can you imagine her attempting to actually deep fry something? There'd be a grease fire faster than a bean bag in a hurry. I'd buy it if it was a show about people who will literally eat anything that is deep fried. Sort of a Fear Factor for deathfats kind of thing.
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She wouldn't cook- she'd do the eating and taste tasting part
 
497 dijo:
She wouldn't cook- she'd do the eating and taste tasting part
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Ah, that makes more sense. Of course, we still have an issue because her palate is shit and she knows nothing about cooking. Unless it's for only one special episode that features an orange chicken cook off.
 
There's no way it was a casting call in the traditional way we think of casting calls. She has no acting experience or even "being an extra" experience (and she couldn't be an extra anyway, because you have to stand up for extended periods). If it was something scripted they'd hire an actress. In any case, it doesn't make sense to probe some random youtube fatass Kentuckian for legitimate acting work.

She can't stand long enough to be part of any cooking show.

The thing about reality TV is that, for liability reasons they typically want you to pass a basic psych eval and have a physical. I don't know that Amber could pass either and there's a chance she wouldn't be willing to do the physical. There are obvious exceptions to this like My600 or possibly Dr. Phil (since that show pretends to be about mental health). I thought Big Brother was a possibility at first but I don't watch the show--another kiwi pointed out they have physical competiton/challenge things on that show that she could never do.

There is a very small chance it's for a YouTube Red thing but it's doubtful because she said something about 'the network' which implies TV.

Another possibility is a show/network special about "bullying" since she gets so much "hate". If that's the case it will become very apparent very fast that someone didn't do their research :story:
 
It would be hilarious if it was a documentary or something about bullying and it came out that Amber sends herself hate messages all day long from sock accounts.

I have another theory that the “casting call” could possibly be a catfish of some sort, just stringing her along for shits and gigs.
 
It could be a commercial. There is an agency that looks for “real people. “ I couldn’t tell you how, as :powerlevel: I’m not in the public eye, have a boring job, and don’t do much but post here, :powerlevel: but I started getting spam from this casting company, and I get stuff like:

*****
REAL Adventurous People Willing to Try New Things - New Orleans, LA:

(Any Genders, Age 18-80, Any Ethnicity)

Looking to cast REAL interesting people in NOLA - New Orleans, Louisianna that are adventurous, brave and willing to try new things in the city for a paid documentary style commercial project. This person will spend the day on a city adventure with various groups of interesting people sampling and trying the things

****

For Amber, it could be

Casting for REAL OBESE WOMEN willing to eat anything from the SOUTH.

Looking to cast women over 500 pounds who are willing to eat anything including slop chili and chocolate covered crickets for a new commercial filming in the South. This person will be required to spend the day eating and must be able to hold a large amount without barfing. Squealing laughter welcomed and cheap earrings will be provided. Walking a plus but not required.
 
I'm praying it's my 600 LB Life, it'd be awesome to see her on that show; but I also don't think she thinks she's ready for that show and needs serious help. I can't imagine any other real tv show actually casting AL in anything.
 
Lol. I bet it's this: http://www.mtv.com/casting-calls/social-famous

"Are you getting close to 100k in followers/subscribers?"

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ChubbyChaser dijo:
I'm praying it's my 600 LB Life, it'd be awesome to see her on that show; but I also don't think she thinks she's ready for that show and needs serious help. I can't imagine any other real tv show actually casting AL in anything.
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At this rate with the lack of uploading you are right. No show is going to say it's ok to sit in bed for over a week at at time. And since AL can't seem to control these highs and lows she's not reliable. She might of already been turned down and why she is depressed...even whatever show she went for is a hater.
 
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