CASTING CALL, CLOTHING HAUL, DOUBLE DATE!!!!!!

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As entertaining as it would be to see AL scolded by Dr. Now, we probably shouldn't hope she gets on tv. Because then this board is going to get unreadle with a million new accounts posting like shit and not getting the point of this site.
 
She buys so many shirts (and ‘dresses’), but always wears same the holey black pants and dingy bra. Do you think she takes either of those during her monthly hose down?
 
Horizontal stripes emphasize the unevenness of her rolls.

If the show isn't something obesity related I'll be shocked
 
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Gorl needs to wash those. Where are the 20 shirts from Torrid?

ETA: is she on new medication or something? She's extra manic.
 
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Amber says two different waitresses complimented her. One said 'You're so beautiful'
and another said 'You're so good with makeup!'
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I found this very interesting, because in Eric's last boring vlog a few days ago, he was gushing about "how one compliment can turn your whole day around" (sound familiar?) and that a lady at the store told him he was the cutest little thing.
Not to be topped, suddenly Amber got TWO compliments, from two separate waitresses, securing her place as the most attractive roommate, y'all!

Also, Becky "surprising" Amber by chauffeuring her to TJ Maxx and "buying" her that Michael Kors purse is hilarious. I would love to have overheard that conversation, as Becky has no income outside of what Amber gives to her.

"Amber, Guess what? I'm getting you this purse! Also, can I have $30?"
 
I was able to truly understand her redneck ignorance when she said "We are watching Paranormal Activity. This is one of my favourite horror movies. It's just so scary!".
Who, in 2018, when there have been movies like Hush, Sinister, a pretty good remake of The Evil Dead, and a lot of short movies that became famous on Facebook (like Lights Out), still thinks about that awful movie in which nothing happens but you get to see two idiots moving into a new house? But then... it's Amber, a giant toddler who watches Bella Thorn movies and finds them emezingh even if they are catered to an audience of brainless teens.

Also, not only fat, but since she left Lexington she has been looking even rounder than usual.
 
classtrash dijo:
Does MTV True Life still run? I know they use to do stupid episodes about people who are addicted to ranch dressing and garbage like that.
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I'm not sure but they do have a new spinoff show called "Catfish: Trolls" where Charlamagne Tha God and some other guy help online personalities confront their biggest haydur. It occurred to me that it might be for something like this. And ofc Amber would love playing the hapless victim.
Perhaps we'll get to see an epic Pam vs. Big Al showdown in primetime.
 
Nido dijo:
Oof. Gorl's face looks rough. AL was really lucky with her fat distribution; she didn't gain immediately around her face but now she's gotten so big her chins are bulging out of that shirt.
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Looking at her legs, I would have to disagree about her being "lucky" with her fat distribution. Her body is a nightmare.
 
My Very Big, Gay, 500 lb Life.

I thought she was trying to copy graveyard girl during this manic phase, but now I see she’s just playing to some TV executives.

They aren’t going to watch her on their off-time. They’ll take what the casting director has done and roll with that. And every casting director compliments you-they are trying to get something out of you. Dimwit.
 
A brief glimpse of Gorl's filthy fingernails. Hd!

Boring shit...

Eric's sentient hair.

Outfit from walmart. Gorl, so original. Shocking!!:like:

Gorl doesn't even film Rickie at all anymore.:story:

"Reviews are just opinions" wow gorl!! Groundbreaking!!!:O

"Number 1 spokesperson for walmart" i am sure this shit will go well for her. What could possibly go wrong from saying such a statement?:roll:

Random acces humor from our gorl.:P

Stripes on fat. Yeah some feeder is funding her shit.

Our gorl hitting the big screen yay!:optimistic:
 
This video had so much annoying stuff in it.

  • Gorl, your makeup is shit. A blind ape could do makeup better than you, your eyebrows are not cousins or even distant relatives, they are horrible. Plus your winged eyeliner does not look winged but like a spike, you need to work with the heavy upper lid.

  • For heavens sake, scale your fucking dock down on your Mac, you get more room to work with and you wouldn’t look as clueless using it as you do now.

  • You really don’t see the cringe in dressing up in Walmart from poop bun to hoof and then presenting your handbag as ”My Michael Kors”? That doesn’t make you one bit classier or sophisticated, just a trashy poser.
But soon you’ll be able to buy all the ugly Walmart earrings and designer handbags you want when you become a famous actress or a reality-tv star.
 
Wtf was that cringe Walmart commercial? I was actually a bit suicidal for a few seconds because of that clip.

I doubt Walmart would ever sponsor her. They already have free advertising of her type from “people of Walmart”.
 
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So... she doesn't tell us which show?
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No. My guess is that either she's making it up and there was no casting call, or the show would put her under an NDA and she can't give details.
 
Citroen dijo:
It's OK y'all, she's not eating out she's just going on dates.

This video has some of the clearest footage of her horrifying legs yet, starting at 3:25.
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Those fucking pants. Does she not see the holes or the filth or the lint or the cat hair or the grease marks? Did she pose like this completely unaware that her pants are a biohazard? Does she think that dinky "designer" bag will distract people from the horror show from her waist down? "Oh, I thought you were a stinking, super-morbidly obese harridan killing yourself and those around you slowly, waddling about in decrepit and filthy pants, but I see you have a mini-Michael Kors bag so clearly you are a stylish, attractive woman with impeccable fashion sense."

Her legs are monstrous. It really is amazing she's still walking.

Excuse me as I get all sad old womanish but I cannot imagine spending my youth in a body like that. She's always been heinously fat so she has no idea what she is missing out on, but I do and so does everyone else who isn't trapped in a body with 400 extra pounds on it. She's still in her 20s but an entire world is closed to her, probably forever. She won't ever fly to Paris (can anyone imagine AL trying to maneuver her body into a European shower or use a toilet in a shitlordy place like France), spend a week camping, enjoy a wine-tasting weekend in Napa Valley, go to a rock concert or see a symphony orchestra play, get tickets to a Broadway show, wear spike heels, go skiing, dance all night at a club, run a 5k for charity with her girlfriends, help her best friend move and have a pizza and beer party after all the boxes are carried in, take a dog for a long walk, soak in a bathtub...

None of that for our AL. A life of mediocre food crammed into her maw with both pudgy hands, discount and big box shopping and occasionally wallowing in the saddest lake in Kentucky are all she wants and I don't really feel too bad because I know AL looks down on everyone who didn't decide to trade life's rich tapestry for being a professional fatass on YouTube. We're the rubes to her because we work jobs and can clean our own toilets and don't get to eat out three times a day.
 
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