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This new personality is not okay.
CASTING CALL, CLOTHING HAUL, DOUBLE DATE!!!!!!
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It's so obnoxious every time she says how she supposedly forgot to film.
First of all because it's always something we might actually wanna see, like something happening instead of just sit down talks and made up stories.
And second: because how the hell do you forget to film!? It's your damn "job", also you kept telling us how you were obsessed and couldn't stop vlogging a while back (yeah, remember that phase?) and finally - you're the absolute definition of attention whore, we all know you love putting yourself out there no matter what. You filmed your supposed panic attack, gorl, c'mon.
Not to mention you're an obese woman doing Mukbangs. The list goes on and on, leider.
First of all because it's always something we might actually wanna see, like something happening instead of just sit down talks and made up stories.
And second: because how the hell do you forget to film!? It's your damn "job", also you kept telling us how you were obsessed and couldn't stop vlogging a while back (yeah, remember that phase?) and finally - you're the absolute definition of attention whore, we all know you love putting yourself out there no matter what. You filmed your supposed panic attack, gorl, c'mon.
Not to mention you're an obese woman doing Mukbangs. The list goes on and on, leider.
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It’s like she has really lost the last bits of being a reasonable, sensible adult and gone back to being an obnoxious, self entitled 15 year old stereotypical white gorl aping and adapting her personality from everyone she looks up to. It’s disturbing.
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Our gorl Amber has already adumbrated which show she auditioned for. The section where she talks about the interview (starting at 8.41), Amber says 'but this is my life'. She's hidden it in plain sight! It's 'my [600lb] life'! She's a writer after all, and clearly she's learned some tricks from early-era Shyamalan.
(Twist: Becky was dead on the inside the whole time).
(Twist: Becky was dead on the inside the whole time).
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Its probably something like Big Brother - a bunch of vacant "sleb" nobodies all stuck in a house together that then gets firebombed thinking this'll get them off the z-list and they'll be shot to perpetual stardom. Amby probably already has visions of eating flubbering down red carpets worldwide.
It always works out. The bar for Sleb BB in the UK is so low that various bimbos get on it just because their mother was married to a footballer for five minutes, then they fall straight back into utter obscurity. What better barrel-scraping than our gorl?
It always works out. The bar for Sleb BB in the UK is so low that various bimbos get on it just because their mother was married to a footballer for five minutes, then they fall straight back into utter obscurity. What better barrel-scraping than our gorl?
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Maybe its BB with a twist. Winner is whoever eats all the others.
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Whatever show it may be, it will have to be one that our gorl can control the narrative to a certain degree. She is a control freak, doesn't anyone else see this? BB is therefore out of the question, IMO. AL is an enormous troll and knows exactly what she is doing on SM. She has learned from a very young age how to manipulate people/situations.
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Somewhere in Amber's reptilian brain she knows how to differentiate scams from truth. Amber is many things, but naïve isn't one of them.
I suspect that the Macbook drama was partially fabricated. Maybe Amber didn't know there was an Apple store in Lexington when she bought it online, and when she found out she cancelled the purchase on Amazon to have an excuse to go there. Or maybe she was just bragging and had no intention of buying one, but felt pressured by the haydurz who want to see it to believe it.
So, no show on Earth. Even "reality" shows are scripted and the only "narrative" they show is the one writers came up with.
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I think I figured it out. It's a rhyme.
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I'm gonna be real, I would watch the shit out of Big Brother if AL were on it. At least the 1-2 episodes before she gets booted out and/or rage quits, anyway.
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Real YouTubers say that when they are trying to live their normal lives they are still always thinking that they should/could be vlogging. Trish Paytas boyfriend was talking about it in some video that came up on my feed.
Our gorl is the opposite. She thinks of what she should have vlogged when vlogging shit no one wants to see.
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She used to idolize Trisha Paytas. Trisha is equally as manipulative/control freaky and she went on UK BB for a minute. Plus Trisha doing it makes AL even more likely to do it. I don't know, though - I don't think she'd get on a plane.
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Just being manic again
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WTF plane would she fit on? I was in first class once with a guy probably 100lbs smaller than her, and he was spilling over the seats.
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The airline would quite rightly make her buy two, possibly three seats.
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She mentioned The Gabbie Show in a recent vlog. If you watch virtually any video Gabbie Hanna has made, you will see Big Al’s newer mannerisms and editing style. She used to mimic Trisha Paytas, but I’m convinced that Gabbie Hanna is her current choice to emulate. Everything about AL is just gross.
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This casting call thing is fun to think about. Obviously number one would be 600lb Life. She’s not quite 600 but she’s close enough. Penny wasn’t 600lbs and she was one of the most delusional and outrageous people ever on the show.
Next would be Doctor Phil since she’s already mentioned it. It has to be reality TV because she ain’t an actor. Likely to do with her weight, social media or sexual orientation. Possibly all 3.
Maybe Whitney Way Thore needed to find someone to play her fatter, sassier best friend.
No, wait, I got it. She’s auditioning for Survivor on CBS so she can finally lose weight!
God imagine how fast she would hope out of Survivor? I would honestly watch the shit out of that.
Maybe Discovery/National Geographic got some footage and mistook her for a Pygmy Hippo and wants to do a doc on that? David Attenborough style.
Maybe Amber will be a guest judge on Top Chef! A contestant on Chopped?
So many possibilities so little ever getting an actual answer.
Speculating what her casting call might be for has been the most autistically amusing thing for me. For me, i don’t really care if she’s lying about stupid shit like this that isn’t hurting anyone. If it’s funny I’ll choose to believe it’s real.:autism:
Next would be Doctor Phil since she’s already mentioned it. It has to be reality TV because she ain’t an actor. Likely to do with her weight, social media or sexual orientation. Possibly all 3.
Maybe Whitney Way Thore needed to find someone to play her fatter, sassier best friend.
No, wait, I got it. She’s auditioning for Survivor on CBS so she can finally lose weight!
God imagine how fast she would hope out of Survivor? I would honestly watch the shit out of that.
Maybe Discovery/National Geographic got some footage and mistook her for a Pygmy Hippo and wants to do a doc on that? David Attenborough style.
Maybe Amber will be a guest judge on Top Chef! A contestant on Chopped?
So many possibilities so little ever getting an actual answer.
Speculating what her casting call might be for has been the most autistically amusing thing for me. For me, i don’t really care if she’s lying about stupid shit like this that isn’t hurting anyone. If it’s funny I’ll choose to believe it’s real.
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I can't imagine that it would be for anything other than a trashy reality show. But, I also can't imagine that any casting director that valued their job would think that she's got any personality whatsoever. It makes no sense that anyone would consider her for anything after the 8 part Lexington Motel saga. It's got to be some reality based weight loss concept. It's the only thing that is remotely plausible.This casting call thing is fun to think about. Obviously number one would be 600lb Life. She’s not quite 600 but she’s close enough. Penny wasn’t 600lbs and she was one of the most delusional and outrageous people ever on the show.
Next would be Doctor Phil since she’s already mentioned it. It has to be reality TV because she ain’t an actor. Likely to do with her weight, social media or sexual orientation. Possibly all 3.
Maybe Whitney Way Thore needed to find someone to play her fatter, sassier best friend.
No, wait, I got it. She’s auditioning for Survivor on CBS so she can finally lose weight!
God imagine how fast she would hope out of Survivor? I would honestly watch the shit out of that.
Maybe Discovery/National Geographic got some footage and mistook her for a Pygmy Hippo and wants to do a doc on that? David Attenborough style.
Maybe Amber will be a guest judge on Top Chef! A contestant on Chopped?
So many possibilities so little ever getting an actual answer.
Speculating what her casting call might be for has been the most autistically amusing thing for me. For me, i don’t really care if she’s lying about stupid shit like this that isn’t hurting anyone. If it’s funny I’ll choose to believe it’s real.