CASTING CALL, CLOTHING HAUL, DOUBLE DATE!!!!!!

HIVidaBoheme dijo:
A brief glimpse of Gorl's filthy fingernails. Hd!
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Ambie's long, dirty fingernails are even more evidence that her and Becks have a sexless relationship. Women who express physical love with other women have short nails for logistical reasons.

Dog Prom 3D dijo:
She's still in her 20s but an entire world is closed to her, probably forever. She won't ever fly to Paris (can anyone imagine AL trying to maneuver her body into a European shower or use a toilet in a shitlordy place like France), spend a week camping, enjoy a wine-tasting weekend in Napa Valley, go to a rock concert or see a symphony orchestra play, get tickets to a Broadway show, wear spike heels, go skiing, dance all night at a club, run a 5k for charity with her girlfriends, help her best friend move and have a pizza and beer party after all the boxes are carried in, take a dog for a long walk, soak in a bathtub...
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You write very well and honestly. Our gorl, with her limited emotional intelligence, will only read one word of this: "haydur." She has the self-awareness of a plunger.
 
If she ever were to be on my 600 pound life, she wouldnt make it to the surgery part. Anybody who has watched the show knows dr. Now makes his patients prove they will lose weight b4 actually being approved for surgery. She would have to lose a certain amount of weight for dr. Now to see she will follow the diet and not make the surgery completely pointless by expanding her stomach again.
 
Great. Another fat fuck getting a series on TLC.
Bitch will be even more incorrigible.
 
Found the casting call where they loved her.

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"I actually am dying." - while showing the tablecloths she calls clothing

Yes. Yes you are AL and you seem quite unperturbed by it.
 
So in the span of two days she

  1. went out to eat with Becky's family at an undisclosed restaurant
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  3. went to Sonny's on the double date
  4. went to the movies where I refuse to believe she did not buy any food
  5. visited Walmart where I refuse to believe she did not buy any food
 
Sometimes Amber likes to vlog from the comfort of her bed, like in today's video (and yesterday). I haven't watched, and I don't think I will, but I've seen the screen caps you guys posted.

I'm calling bullshit (and click bait) on the audition. She'll probably milk it for a while and either sweep it under the rug like she did with the cat story, or come up with some lame excuse:
like saying she was "auditioning" for Eric. Or that Destiny and Dana will asked her to film a small segment for them.
 
She needs to stop buying clothes every fucking day. Amberlynn, if you have ANY ambition to lose weight you would stop because you wouldn't need to keep buying bigger clothes. How 'bout you make that one of your goals, no more clothes until you get to the 400's maybe then you might see some progress.

I will add, the meal she got at the restaurant was a surprise. It looked incredibly bland but eh, a step in the right direction. She won't be able to maintain that kind of diet though, her tastebuds are fucked and the cravings will only get worse.
 
bananaliqueurlips dijo:
I will add, the meal she got at the restaurant was a surprise. It looked incredibly bland but eh, a step in the right direction. She won't be able to maintain that kind of diet though, her tastebuds are fucked and the cravings will only get worse.
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also portions are really important as well. when ever she cooks at home, she makes a shit ton of food. sure grilled chicken is healthy, but eating five pounds of it isn't.
 
Becky didn't buy jack squat. Amber would have filmed and uploaded that shopping trip. She bought it for herself and then turned it into another lah.

Yet another lazy attempt at proving the haydurs wrong.

I used to wonder what Lesbian Bed Death looked like. Now I know.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! dijo:
Sharing without comment:
Amber says two different waitresses complimented her. One said 'You're so beautiful'
and another said 'You're so good with makeup!'
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Waiters and waitresses still largely rely on tips for the majority of their income. Can you imagine how those two felt after going to that leviathan and complimenting her (they didn't) without bursting into laughter by the third word, only to have her leave them a handful of nickels and pennies, if anything?
 
Long time lurker dijo:
I'm calling bullshit (and click bait) on the audition. She'll probably tard cum it for a while and either sweep it under the rug like she did with the cat story, or come up with some lame excuse:
like saying she was "auditioning" for Eric. Or that Destiny and Dana will asked her to film a small segment for them.
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If any of it is true maybe someone is scamming her into sending an audition tape. Remember how it seemed like she almost got scammed buying the Mac on amazon. Not too long ago someone called her and asked for her info saying they were from amazon and she gave them all of her info...maybe it's something like that. That story could of also been made up though because she wanted the trip out to the apple store/ cheesecake factory.

If someone was looking for deathfats for a role wouldn't they have messaged other fats on youtube? Chantal, Hungry Fat Chick, Kandy Foxx (maybe not them 2 since they did porn), Dana, Amy Slaton etc.... that would be funny though if there is a casting call and one of AL's rivals gets it.
 
It's pretty pathetic that she's putting on this exaggerated act, and that she thinks whoever talked to her is actually interested in her personality. Theyre only acknowledging you because you look like 7 lumpy space princesses, and you're at risk of a heart attack with every breath you take lol
 
Wilson dijo:
Hambert won't go to Texas to be on MSPL
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Show pays relocation, up to 1 year living costs, stipend, and all medical. There is no way she would pass this up if she could get it. Even if she does not succeed. She would get up to a year of living for free. Only problem would be policy for social media as she would spoil the episode years before it airs.

The episode would be terrible because "oh, my stuggles" would be all lies when people point out her youtube vids where she laughs about disgusting habits and her weight.

I honestly do not think she is what they want. She is too mobile and functional. Majority of people are all lymphedema'd, getting nethers hosed down by family members, and in bed all day. If Becky can get to 500 pounds, then I think they get on. Otherwise I have a hard time seeing a story built around them.
 
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idosometimes dijo:
I honestly do not think she is what they want. She is too mobile and functional. Majority of people are all lymphedema'd, getting nethers hosed down by family members, and in bed all day. If Becky can get to 500 pounds, then I think they get on. Otherwise I have a hard time seeing a story built around them.
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At the rate AL is going right now, just wait until Halloween. Dr. Now will come a-knockin'.
 
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