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[Slowinthemind]

How old is Rocky now? She must be nearing retirement age and I doubt she will put up with Chris's bullshit forever.

 

[Raiken]

How old is Rocky now? She must be nearing retirement age and I doubt she will put up with Chris's bullshit forever.

From what I know Rocky already has hardly any contact with him.

 

[Marvin]

From what I know Rocky already has hardly any contact with him.

Why do you think that?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

She obviously isn't going to let Chris move in with her. She'll help him contact the authorities and file the necessary paperwork to get poor people benefits, and help him find an apartment and whatever else he'll need.

Oh, that poor future landlord.............and those poor future social workers.......

The therapist told Chris he's a real woman and that he deserves a vagina. I think she's a ridiculous ass-kisser, but still.

Well, I'm still at "[Citation Needed]" until I'm convinced with an actual document that the therapist actually supports that. That person is just simply being "professional" by not challenging Chris and his trans delusions.

And I'm still in the opinion that Chris isn't legit trans. Actual trans people undergo years of therapy before they would even get anything done to them in a surgical manner. Once that junk gets chopped off, there's no turning back later on.

Chris on the other hand, smears black-market goop on his man-tits and listens to binaural beats on you tube.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, that poor future landlord.............and those poor future social workers.......

Meh, without Barb Chris would probably be a model tenant. He doesn't make a lot of noise and he's got a guaranteed income.

Well, I'm still at "[Citation Needed]" until I'm convinced with an actual document that the therapist actually supports that.

I'm the source. She said "you deserve a vagina", verbatim if I remember correctly.

Edit: Yes, I do remember correctly.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Meh, without Barb Chris would probably be a model tenant. He doesn't make a lot of noise and he's got a guaranteed income.

I'm the source. She said "you deserve a vagina", verbatim if I remember correctly.

And she is a qualified therapist? Sounds like she got her degree off the internet from some south american country.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

She obviously isn't going to let Chris move in with her. She'll help him contact the authorities and file the necessary paperwork to get poor people benefits, and help him find an apartment and whatever else he'll need.

Well to start with, you're saying Chris' lesbian soul stuff is creepy. While it is indeed creepy, that's a separate issue from whether or not Chris has legitimate gender issues. Being gross makes you less sympathetic, not less diagnosable.

But regardless, no, we don't actually have Chris' word on this. Chris didn't say anything about this.

The therapist told Chris he's a real woman and that he deserves a vagina. I think she's a ridiculous ass-kisser, but still.

Yes, unlike the rest of the people that are failing Chris, it's easier to just placate him instead of pointing out his faux-transdom because his life is shit and it's nothing it's nothing but failure and progressive balding for OPL from here on out.
I personally think it's dumb, and these asspatters are contributing to his further decline. It's like a mother feeling guilty about her gay son not having a father, so she stocks up on junkfood until he's 40, weighs 800 lbs and dies of a heart attack.....but her baby is still "cute".
If Chris cleans up his act now, I think he could have a girlfriend who is equally as disgusting as he is, but it's still something.

And she is a qualified therapist? Sounds like she got her degree off the internet from some south american country.

She probably got her degree from those late night informercials from the late 80s and early 90s that also advertised exciting degrees as a message therapist's assistant.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

I'm the source. She said "you deserve a vagina", verbatim if I remember correctly.

Sorry, but that just doesn't pass the "smell test". If the therapist had told you that herself, then she's violating patient/doctor confidentiality.

As for Chris becoming a "model tenant", nuh uh. We've all seen Chris, and Barb's presence has nothing to do with things like storing rubbermaid containers of spooge in the freezer or his many triggers (from pickles to blue arms) that will make him chimp out. The deep regret that the landlord has about renting her house to Chris/Barb is a prime example of what Chris would be like as a tenant. Tolerable tenant that barely avoids eviction, maybe. Model tenant? HAHAHAOHWOW.jpg

 

[Marvin]

And she is a qualified therapist? Sounds like she got her degree off the internet from some south american country.

She probably got her degree from those late night informercials from the late 80s and early 90s that also advertised exciting degrees as a message therapist's assistant.

Heh, oh no, I don't think she's a psychiatrist or anything. Just a therapist he saw for awhile. I don't think there's any qualifications necessary to call yourself a therapist.

Yes, unlike the rest of the people that are failing Chris, it's easier to just placate him instead of pointing out his faux-transdom because his life is shit and it's nothing it's nothing but failure and progressive balding for OPL from here on out.

When you don't know Chris that well, and he blubbers to you about how he hates his male side and loves his female side, he's very earnest. Overly sympathetic people come to the conclusion that he's an ugly tranny who'll never pass, but still a legitimate tranny at heart.

When you know Chris a bit better, you know that the situation is at least a lot more complicated than that.

I personally think it's dumb, and these asspatters are contributing to his further decline. It's like a mother feeling guilty about her gay son not having a father, so she stocks up on junkfood until he's 40, weighs 800 lbs and dies of a heart attack.....but her baby is still "cute".

Honestly, the best way to help Chris when talking to him about this stuff: don't even address the tranny shit. Don't acknowledge it. If Chris brings it up, sidestep the issue.

Chris uses the tranny shit (as well as autism and whatever his complaint du jour is) to distract you.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Heh, oh no, I don't think she's a psychiatrist or anything. Just a therapist he saw for awhile. I don't think there's any qualifications necessary to call yourself a therapist.

When you don't know Chris that well, and he blubbers to you about how he hates his male side and loves his female side, he's very earnest. Overly sympathetic people come to the conclusion that he's an ugly tranny who'll never pass, but still a legitimate tranny at heart.

When you know Chris a bit better, you know that the situation is at least a lot more complicated than that.

Honestly, the best way to help Chris when talking to him about this stuff: don't even address the tranny shit. Don't acknowledge it. If Chris brings it up, sidestep the issue.

Chris uses the tranny shit (as well as autism and whatever his complaint du jour is) to distract you.

Despite your claims, I don't think you know Chris all that well because really, who the fuck ever could fathom that much Manson-level crazy and morbid autism?

 

[Marvin]

Despite your claims, I don't think you know Chris all that well because really, who the fuck ever could fathom that much Joker-level lunacy and morbid autism?

If you mean this:

When you don't know Chris that well, and he blubbers to you about how he hates his male side and loves his female side, he's very earnest. Overly sympathetic people come to the conclusion that he's an ugly tranny who'll never pass, but still a legitimate tranny at heart.

When you know Chris a bit better, you know that the situation is at least a lot more complicated than that.

I'm comparing people like us, who've heard Chris' speeches about gender a bunch of times and no longer take them seriously anymore, with people like Chris' therapist, who are new to the whole thing.

Though in general, Chris' lunacy is very mundane when you read/listen to him in bulk. There's a method to his madness, so after hearing him for awhile, it's less "oh my god, how could anyone think that!" (ie crazy), and more "oh wow, I see how you thought that, but you're fucking stupid."

Chris is boring.

Edit: Boring in an extremely hilarious way, of course.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Though in general, Chris' lunacy is very mundane when you read/listen to him in bulk. There's a method to his madness, so after hearing him for awhile, it's less "oh my god, how could anyone think that!" (ie crazy), and more "oh wow, I see how you thought that, but you're fucking stupid."

Chris is boring.

Very true.
As we know from his comics, repeated regurgitated TV dialogue, etc. Chris is notoriously uncreative. Anything crazy he believes in comes from another source, distilled by autism. The rare thing that IS something he was somehow able to come up with will stand out.
Chris will mostly appear as an unhinged schizophrenic to outsiders who do not care about following him that much.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Despite your claims, I don't think you know Chris all that well because really, who the fuck ever could fathom that much Manson-level crazy and morbid autism?

People grossly overstate Chris's insanity, to the point they genuinely wonder why he's not locked up. I guess it's easy to take a quick look at his exploits and liken him to Manson or a school shooter but that's just plain not the case. The truth is Chris really doesn't go much further than "quirky". Once you read between the lines you realize he's more on the level of a typical Flat Earther.

As far as the therapist thing goes, I'm not surprised she believes Chris is a real tranny. As it is low level therapists are browbeat by shrieking troons all the time and Chris does legitimately have gender issues.

 

[AnOminous]

When I say poor judgement I mean his inability to hold in aggression. In recent history he has calmed down a lot but he could very well make a turn for the worst and point aggression out again in public.

So? Plenty of people do that. If they do, they go to jail. They aren't permanently deprived of all rights. This isn't Soviet Russia.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Chris is boring.

Edit: Boring in an extremely hilarious way, of course.

I think the past ten years plus the very existence of this site are proof that Chris is many things, but boring isn't one of them. He may not provide us with a video every day, but only Chris could take a massive stroke of luck like selling a decaying paper mache totem for $1500 and manage to fuck it up in a way that puts him deeper in debt than ever before, THEN double down on the Derp by adding a ratty stank-ass moldy shirt to set himself up for being tricked again and going still deeper in the hole.

That's not "boring" at all, bud. That's a Comedy Goldmine.

 

[Marvin]

I think the past ten years plus the very existence of this site are proof that Chris is many things, but boring isn't one of them. He may not provide us with a video every day, but only Chris could take a massive stroke of luck like selling a decaying paper mache totem for $1500 and manage to fuck it up in a way that puts him deeper in debt than ever before, THEN double down on the Derp by adding a ratty stank-ass moldy shirt to set himself up for being tricked again and going still deeper in the hole.

That's not "boring" at all, bud. That's a Comedy Goldmine.

It's not boring because there are people behind the scenes scripting it.

 

[It's HK-47]

Despite your claims, I don't think you know Chris all that well because really, who the fuck ever could fathom that much Manson-level crazy and morbid autism?

There is a reason that Christian earned the title of prestige of being the quintessential "lolcow", but he is far and away from ever being close to the worst example this website has covered. As the others have dutifully pointed out: He isn't nearly as insane as he seems, and the people who think so are those who've bought into the "hype" of CWC and take his word at face value. Nothing Christian has ever or will ever say should be taken at face value. The Chandlers are notorious fibbers and exaggerators to the point where it should be examined as some sort of all-encompassing hypochondria.

If he says they're in the red and the house is crumbling under financial strain, it simply means a bill is due immediately and he'd rather be purchasing toys than pay it. If he says the roof is absolutely decimated and is in need of dire, immediate repair work, it's likely that just a few shingles have fallen off and he's pan-handling to the crowd because the crowd has proven that they are, on some occasions, useful for a quick buck.

Otherwise, Christian is capable of driving, he's more than capable of paying his bills (albeit generally delayed as long as possible), and he's been capable of passing a college course, to some facet, and doing routine shopping unaided. He makes astoundingly foolish purchases from time to time, but each and every time there's this mass expectation that, "This time he's done for!" and it's somehow "mysteriously" never occurred.

There is less going on behind the scenes than people give due credit for. The Christian we see is a Christian that has simply struck the point where it's time to begin exaggerating, not the Christian that's struck the point where there is legitimate panic.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I think the past ten years plus the very existence of this site are proof that Chris is many things, but boring isn't one of them. He may not provide us with a video every day, but only Chris could take a massive stroke of luck like selling a decaying paper mache totem for $1500 and manage to fuck it up in a way that puts him deeper in debt than ever before, THEN double down on the Derp by adding a ratty stank-ass moldy shirt to set himself up for being tricked again and going still deeper in the hole.

That's not "boring" at all, bud. That's a Comedy Goldmine.

Too be fair Chris does seem like he is boring to be around, we have had months of shit content where he just begs or talks about childish crap, we go hunting for nuggets of comedy gold among a big pile of bullshit.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

It's not boring because there are people behind the scenes scripting it.

He's still a severe dumbass for going along with it then. It's a miracle that some "Nigerian Prince" hasn't found him yet. Then again even if one did, what could they get out of him?

 

[Slowinthemind]

He's still a severe dumbass for going along with it then. It's a miracle that some "Nigerian Prince" hasn't found him yet. Then again even if one did, what could they get out of him?

Chris is the Nigerian Prince and he is pretty good at it too.