Interests 4/19 - Livestream - The Shirt

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Okay, which of you stupid weens stole your dad's credit card and placed bids on this?



Whether or not the buyer is serious, we all know Chris is simply going to drive himself straight into the red for almost exactly the same amount the shirt sells for, if it sells.

How messed up do you have to be to screw up a purchase of a worthless piece of shit you made over two decades ago, for four figures at that? I'm really asking...

If Chris hadn't dealt with it before (non-bidders), I'd be more surprised if he didn't up and spend all that money BEFORE the auction was even over. At least some of it.
"I've got 25k coming... I can drop half today."

That's typical Chris.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If Chris hadn't dealt with it before (non-bidders), I'd be more surprised if he didn't up and spend all that money BEFORE the auction was even over. At least some of it.
"I've got 25k coming... I can drop half today."

That's typical Chris.

At least he waited a little until he actually got some money but fuck me, I never really expected things to go this way. Sure I expected him to screw up horribly somehow, and now he's got:

-a canceled sale

-$1500 IN THE RED

and

-he's going to mail it to the buyer, who has opted out, and this time, he will NOT be obligated to pay a dime, since the sale was canceled. So the buyer may very well end up getting the item for free.

I'm going to have to check back Saturday, this thing's about to go nuclear.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

At least he waited a little until he actually got some money but fuck me, I never really expected things to go this way. Sure I expected him to screw up horribly somehow, and now he's got:

-a canceled sale

-$1500 IN THE RED

and

-he's going to mail it to the buyer, who has opted out, and this time, he will NOT be obligated to pay a dime, since the sale was canceled. So the buyer may very well end up getting the item for free.

I'm going to have to check back Saturday, this thing's about to go nuclear.

I wasn't surprised by that, to be honest.

What surprised me was that he actually had 1500 extra to spend. Where can I get this power of manifesting 1000+ dollars from nowhere?

 

[Karen Riley]

It's so blatantly obvious the bids are all troll bids, that I'm shocked to see anybody is even taking them remotely serious.

I understand, despite it being a method of fucking with him, that the totem buyer giving him a lot of money for his shit, has sparked fears that it could happen more often but people forget this exact same thing happened when he listed the Charizard card on eBay a few months back. It got troll bid after troll bid and nothing ever came from that.

For some reason the lack of a buy it now option opens Chris up for being trolled on eBay. He's not selling the shirt, unless he puts it up for maybe 500-1000 dollars.

 

[repentance]

What surprised me was that he actually had 1500 extra to spend. Where can I get this power of manifesting 1000+ dollars from nowhere?

He didn't. Only a few payment methods take time to clear. The others are virtually instant and funds are available to the buyer to spend straight away unless their account is limited (there are other types of limits, but they wouldn't have applied in this situation).

If he'd had other funds, the refund wouldn't have put his account in the red.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

He's not selling the shirt, unless he puts it up for maybe 500-1000 dollars.

And what a sad world we live in where even that is reasonable for him to sell. A toxic mold shirt marinated in the sweat of an autistic tranny for over a decade is worth 100x more than a pristine shirt of the same make.

 

[FataBataRang]

And what a sad world we live in where even that is reasonable for him to sell. A toxic mold shirt marinated in the sweat of an autistic tranny for over a decade is worth 100x more than a pristine shirt of the same make.

Never underestimate human sentimentality.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I wasn't surprised by that, to be honest.

What surprised me was that he actually had 1500 extra to spend. Where can I get this power of manifesting 1000+ dollars from nowhere?

Oh, that was probably the balance on his PayPal when he made the sale. Or he already had it and assumed it would be restored within a few days after he ships the item.

Which he never did.

It's so blatantly obvious the bids are all troll bids, that I'm shocked to see anybody is even taking them remotely serious.

I understand, despite it being a method of fucking with him, that the totem buyer giving him a lot of money for his shit, has sparked fears that it could happen more often but people forget this exact same thing happened when he listed the Charizard card on eBay a few months back. It got troll bid after troll bid and nothing ever came from that.

For some reason the lack of a buy it now option opens Chris up for being trolled on eBay. He's not selling the shirt, unless he puts it up for maybe 500-1000 dollars.

I sure hope someone who would even consider bidding on that rotting piece of shit would have the sense not to troll bid with his fucking personal main eBay account.

And there's a troll auction from a user in Texas, LOL. Weens are so stupidly uncreative.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

He didn't. Only a few payment methods take time to clear. The others are virtually instant and funds are available to the buyer to spend straight away unless their account is limited (there are other types of limits, but they wouldn't have applied in this situation).

If he'd had other funds, the refund wouldn't have put his account in the red.

Then trouble is brewing, very soon.

 

[Slowinthemind]

And what a sad world we live in where even that is reasonable for him to sell. A toxic mold shirt marinated in the sweat of an autistic tranny for over a decade is worth 100x more than a pristine shirt of the same make.

People pay a lot of money for signed jerseys of top sportsman, Chris is like the gold medallist of autism.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

People pay a lot of money for signed jerseys of top sportsman, Chris is like the gold medallist of autism.

I actually found this while trying to find Chris' shirt

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...is+chandler.TRS2&_nkw=Chris+chandler&_sacat=0

Talk about ultimate shame. Professionals who work hard have 1000x less attention and value as a sweaty manchild who's done literally nothing.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I actually found this while trying to find Chris' shirt

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...is+chandler.TRS2&_nkw=Chris+chandler&_sacat=0

Talk about ultimate shame. Professionals who work hard have 1000x less attention and value as a sweaty manchild who's done literally nothing.

Poor guy, sharing his name with an unemployed autistic fatass from Bum Fuck Virginia, and still making less money and attention despite working harder and accomplishing more. And this is coming from someone who often pokes fun at sports fandom.

It's just sad.

 

[repentance]

Almost 1,000 guests online at the moment. I expect that will climb as the end of the auction draws closer.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Poor guy, sharing his name with an unemployed autistic fatass from Bum Fuck Virginia, and still making less money and attention despite working harder and accomplishing more. And this is coming from someone who often pokes fun at sports fandom.

It's just sad.

It's more than one too. And not one of them has memorabilia even close to 50 dollars.

 

[jackopalkia]

I'm not surprised there are fake bids going on.

Seems like a shit storm is brewing.

 

[Raiken]

Why do you think that?

He turned his back to the church and rocky was not around the second trial.

 

[Marvin]

He turned his back to the church and rocky was not around the second trial.

She didn't really have a reason to attend.

But in general, if he had resumed talking to her, it's not like we'd hear about it.

 

[Gunslinger]

I'm guessing no, since all the weens and white knights on his facebook page are always commenting about how good he looks whenever he updates his profile picture.

Honestly if classic Chris had just acted less like a sped, dressed normal, lowered his standards A LOT, and done a few other things such as showering regularly and obtaining a job, he could have gotten a sweetheart. It would have been hard since he's impervous to most advice, but not impossible. Unfortunately now that he's transitioned into a grandma he's pretty much guranteed to die alone.

But then he wouldn't be Chris...

 

[Raiken]

She didn't really have a reason to attend.

But in general, if he had resumed talking to her, it's not like we'd hear about it.

Well apart from guilt she had no reason to attend the first one too.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

Holy shit, he is wearing it and it has not fallen apart?

The shirt is no longer mere strings and cotton. The hoard has revitalized it with some pure autism essence & mold composite, padded with remains from 3 DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, and layered with grease & tard cum. It's a living suit. Chris can wear it without getting harmed because the hoard within it recognizes a familiar user.