AnOminous
IS THIS DIVINE INTELLECT? OR IS IT NIGGERLICIOUS?
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Phil would end up the kind of owner who is a threat but only to anyone he isn't actually trying to shoot.
Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.
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Phil would end up the kind of owner who is a threat but only to anyone he isn't actually trying to shoot.
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
I always referred to his SSI as “tardbux,” which he seems to be fine with.
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!
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- 10 de Abr, 2013
Nice buck teeth Phil.
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- 25 de Oct, 2014
as annoying as one perhaps
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- 9 de Ene, 2017
lol "I'm gonna buy a gun!". Okay? I own three myself, love em. Make sure though when you do pull the trigger it's for a good cause 8)
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- 9 de Mar, 2015
This has to be one of my favorite, we've seen Phil is literally reading here and adapting his lies to match up with reality. The "stoned" video posted 30 mins after his clear minded one.
Now he's still "so stoned he can't sleep" on pain killers, yet they took the tubes out, you know those tubes in your nose post surgery, so the pain killers don't lull you into respiratory failure.
IIRC those tats are from his Naturo days, it's sad he used to be a dumb weeb, and fell so far from that. If all he was an anime jerking loser he wouldn't even have us... think about how alone you'd be Phil my boy, you had to fuck your life up beyond what anyone could dream to have anyone notice you. Was it worth it? Ponder that as you sit in your ER bed faking an injury to fake a lie about cutting your dick off.
Edit: the nose tats are new but an homage.
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- 12 de Nov, 2015
lol the stubble
lol the buckteeth
lol the random shirt he was wearing when he decided to take this
lol the closeup shot trying to pretend it's on a hospital bed
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- 19 de Feb, 2018
So let’s get this straight. he’s gonna buy a gun if we don’t cave into his delusions no one gives a fuck about and give him a ridiculous amount of money? Sure. Okay. That’s Cute. The only purpose you’d have for a gun is to off yourself. Now go find a Job.
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- 10 de Abr, 2018
If they actually took a gun course, basic safety or conceal carry, something they really harp on is your state of mind and behavior. Gun classes typically have a part where they basically say "Don't threaten people. This is something you use if you absolutely have to."
I also own 3 guns, and this is making me want to take a poll on Kiwi gun ownership. I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of this website is more armed and trained than Phil would be even if he did buy a gun. It makes the demands all that more hilarious.
Please don't. We've seen what happens when we demand pictures from Phil in the "My new vagina" thread. (Ironically Phil's pics weren't that bad. It was our own comparison pics that were horrifying.)
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- 12 de Nov, 2015
Some will even stress that you should exercise any and all other options before even considering pulling your gun, because even if you shoot someone in 100% legit self defense all it takes is one overzealous prosecutor who either doesn't like guns or just wants a notch on their prosecutorial belt and suddenly you're being charged with assault/murder and actually having to defend yourself in court despite the righteousness of your shoot.
No actually certified instructor is going to pass Phil. Even if he could manage the practical test and the written test, both of which he'd probably fail miserably, he'd show up wearing a shirt saying "Murder cis people" and spend the entire time asking questions about how many times to shoot someone in the head to make sure they're dead and just when insults justify a threat to your life that you can respond to with your gun. He'd be more likely to wind up on even more watchlists than he is already than he would be to get passed.
That's even if all his registered mental problems didn't automatically disqualify him from even getting anywhere near the test.
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- 5 de Abr, 2015
See, it still gets me that all of his problems have MAGICALLY vanished after getting his dick inverted. He doesn't realize that right now he would have a catheter, and regardless of gender, it is NOT a fun experience, probably even moreso if it's running through a newly sutured chunk of flesh.
So... inb4 he posts about catheter pain/discomfort
So... inb4 he posts about catheter pain/discomfort
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- 11 de Abr, 2016
If he is so happy with his true and honest vagina, then why the fuck is he so desperate for us to say that it's so? Besides :autism: of course
Even if he did get the stunning and brave surgery, how long do you think Phil could even last without getting it horribly infected? I'd give it 10 days max. He'd bitch and moan about the need for douching, e-beg for the funds to get said douching equipment, then blow the money on a toy gun or some equally autistic shit.
Glad to see that nothing's changed since I was last on this forum.
Even if he did get the stunning and brave surgery, how long do you think Phil could even last without getting it horribly infected? I'd give it 10 days max. He'd bitch and moan about the need for douching, e-beg for the funds to get said douching equipment, then blow the money on a toy gun or some equally autistic shit.
Glad to see that nothing's changed since I was last on this forum.
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- 28 de Abr, 2015
GeorgeDaMoose
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- 24 de Feb, 2015
"Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a battleship"
Got a great chuckle out of that. He didn't just say "stop referring to my benefits as a tugboat". Nah refer to my little tugboat as a BATTLESHIP.
Got a great chuckle out of that. He didn't just say "stop referring to my benefits as a tugboat". Nah refer to my little tugboat as a BATTLESHIP.
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- 12 de Nov, 2015
After all this time he's still absolutely, desperately eager to be one up on Chris.