Photos of Chris Looking Half-Way Decent

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Duff dijo:
Without the fanny pack and horrible glasses, Chris is actually dressed sharp in this picture.
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No way. He looks fucking ridiculous, top to bottom, start to finish.

The collar on his shirt is all fucked up, the top button on his shirt is undone, the awful clip-on tie is way too short, and the shirt doesn't fit him well at all (billowy at the sides while pulling tight against his gut). The fit of his pants doesn't seem to be any better (looks like they're pulling at the pockets, probably too small). His haircut is also awful, looks like it was done at home by Barb.

When Chris was younger he was not a bad looking guy, but every style choice actively worked against him and made him look like a clueless manchild. This photo is not an exception, and it really exemplifies his cluelessness.

I also can't believe people point to Rollin' and Trollin' and Carlos Chantor as examples of him looking normal. He looks like a greasy white-trash rapist in both of those.

I think this is the most normal he's ever looked as an adult:

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Nothing here is GOOD, mind you, but if you took away the medallion and made him wear his fucking wrist watch correctly you'd not look at this person twice. It's all quite inoffensive and normie-ish, especially for the mid-2000s.
 
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Peepee dijo:
No way. He looks fucking ridiculous, top to bottom, start to finish.

The collar on his shirt is all fucked up, the top button on his shirt is undone, the awful clip-on tie is way too short, and the shirt doesn't fit him well at all (billowy at the sides while pulling tight against his gut). The fit of his pants doesn't seem to be any better (looks like they're pulling at the pockets, probably too small). His haircut is also awful, looks like it was done at home by Barb.

When Chris was younger he was not a bad looking guy, but every style choice actively worked against him and made him look like a clueless manchild. This photo is not an exception, and it really exemplifies his cluelessness.

I also can't believe people point to Rollin' and Trollin' and Carlos Chantor as examples of him looking normal. He looks like a greasy white-trash rapist in both of those.

I think this is the most normal he's ever looked as an adult:

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Nothing here is GOOD, mind you, but if you took away the medallion and made him wear his fucking wrist watch correctly you'd not look at this person twice. It's all quite inoffensive and normie-ish, especially for the mid-2000s.
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I was so close to agreeing with you and yet that wrist watch gets me genuinely angry
 
Peepee dijo:
No way. He looks fucking ridiculous, top to bottom, start to finish.

The collar on his shirt is all fucked up, the top button on his shirt is undone, the awful clip-on tie is way too short, and the shirt doesn't fit him well at all (billowy at the sides while pulling tight against his gut). The fit of his pants doesn't seem to be any better (looks like they're pulling at the pockets, probably too small). His haircut is also awful, looks like it was done at home by Barb.

When Chris was younger he was not a bad looking guy, but every style choice actively worked against him and made him look like a clueless manchild. This photo is not an exception, and it really exemplifies his cluelessness.

I also can't believe people point to Rollin' and Trollin' and Carlos Chantor as examples of him looking normal. He looks like a greasy white-trash rapist in both of those.

I think this is the most normal he's ever looked as an adult:

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Nothing here is GOOD, mind you, but if you took away the medallion and made him wear his fucking wrist watch correctly you'd not look at this person twice. It's all quite inoffensive and normie-ish, especially for the mid-2000s.
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Heh. I didn't even notice the wristwatch until you made the comment. The boy ain't alright.

And it remembers me the "ITS IN DA WRIST, WRIST, WRISTWATCHESSS" video.

 
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No way. He looks fucking ridiculous, top to bottom, start to finish.

The collar on his shirt is all fucked up, the top button on his shirt is undone, the awful clip-on tie is way too short, and the shirt doesn't fit him well at all (billowy at the sides while pulling tight against his gut). The fit of his pants doesn't seem to be any better (looks like they're pulling at the pockets, probably too small). His haircut is also awful, looks like it was done at home by Barb.

When Chris was younger he was not a bad looking guy, but every style choice actively worked against him and made him look like a clueless manchild. This photo is not an exception, and it really exemplifies his cluelessness.

I also can't believe people point to Rollin' and Trollin' and Carlos Chantor as examples of him looking normal. He looks like a greasy white-trash rapist in both of those.

I think this is the most normal he's ever looked as an adult:

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Nothing here is GOOD, mind you, but if you took away the medallion and made him wear his fucking wrist watch correctly you'd not look at this person twice. It's all quite inoffensive and normie-ish, especially for the mid-2000s.
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There is still something about his posture... or his eyes... that gives away that something is wrong, but I can't put my finger on what it is exactly.

Is like the "Uncanny valley" phenomenon, were a computer generated human face is technically almost perfectly made, but that barely perceptible "almost" makes it look unsettling and creepy and you can't tell exactly why.
 
Peepee dijo:
No way. He looks fucking ridiculous, top to bottom, start to finish.

The collar on his shirt is all fucked up, the top button on his shirt is undone, the awful clip-on tie is way too short, and the shirt doesn't fit him well at all (billowy at the sides while pulling tight against his gut). The fit of his pants doesn't seem to be any better (looks like they're pulling at the pockets, probably too small). His haircut is also awful, looks like it was done at home by Barb.

When Chris was younger he was not a bad looking guy, but every style choice actively worked against him and made him look like a clueless manchild. This photo is not an exception, and it really exemplifies his cluelessness.

I also can't believe people point to Rollin' and Trollin' and Carlos Chantor as examples of him looking normal. He looks like a greasy white-trash rapist in both of those.

I think this is the most normal he's ever looked as an adult:

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Nothing here is GOOD, mind you, but if you took away the medallion and made him wear his fucking wrist watch correctly you'd not look at this person twice. It's all quite inoffensive and normie-ish, especially for the mid-2000s.
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He had a gunt even then.
 
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Nothing here is GOOD, mind you, but if you took away the medallion and made him wear his fucking wrist watch correctly you'd not look at this person twice. It's all quite inoffensive and normie-ish, especially for the mid-2000s.
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I think this is the only time I've ever seen Chris in a shirt that fits. I genuinely thought up to now that he was simply so oddly-shaped that no manufacturer makes clothes that fit him. He even managed to find jeans that don't cling to his ass like latex.

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Xochi dijo:
I genuinely thought up to now that he was simply so oddly-shaped that no manufacturer makes clothes that fit him.
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He is oddly shaped, but if I'm not mistaken the reason he wears clothes that are too small is because he's in huge denial about his weight.

This is what he THINKS he looks like: a slim, barrel chested hero in the classic days, and now he thinks he's a kawaii anime girl or whatever.
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Does Chris have any chance of doing a complete 180 on his appearance? He's been on titty-skittles for so long I'm worried that it's permanently fucked with his body's hormone balance. Without a steady supply of good ol' testosterone, his muscle mass will always remain underdeveloped as his fatty tissue continues to accumulate around his chest and bosom. Though if he's on androgen-blockers he might've stalled his encroaching hair loss. If he stopped all meds and cut his hair short, does he have any hope of turning things around? Obviously age has taken it's toll and he'll probably never reach what little potential he might've had as a teen/young-adult, but one can hope.

Biggest thing after ceasing all trooning would be his weight. If I suddenly woke up in Chris's body, I'd immediately do the following: head to Mal-Wart, buy a set of jeans and a few basic, solid colored T-shirts, preferably something slimming like blacks and dark blues. After coming home I'd start pounding nothing but water for the next 24 hours. After this, I'd start going for brisk walks, 30 minutes a day around the neighborhood, eventually working my way up to a light jog. I'd concoct a fake resume filled with menial retail jobs (nobody checks references for those kinds of positions anyway) and blast it to any low-skill job I can think of at any store that hasn't already banned Chris (probably a grocery store or something). I'd work part-time, keeping up the aforementioned routine while looking into Section 8. The waiting list is usually 2-3 years if you're not a single mother, hopefully long enough for Barb to hold out. I'd get modern glasses, attempt to grow a beard in order to further disguise my appearance (Chris is probably known as the village idiot by the entire populace of Ruckersville/Charlottesville) and live as low-key as possible, selling off shit as quickly as I can.

Of course Chris will never do something like that, but it's the only realistic way I can think of for him to ever enter a state of being resembling normalcy.
 
Argh My Cigar dijo:
Does Chris have any chance of doing a complete 180 on his appearance?
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If he lost weight and wore clothes that weren't too small for him, maybe. The problem is he's in extreme denial about being fat, and while the trans thing is dumb, I believe it's more due to Chris being clueless on how to approach it. If there was a few changes that could go a long way, it would be taking all the dumb accessories and trinkets he has on. Losing the medallion alone would make him look a lot more mature by itself.

I'm gonna use this picture posted earlier as a example:
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Despite not wearing his watch right, he'd pass as a normal adult here if you removed the medallion imo. He even has clothes that aren't way too small for him in this picture.
 
FunkyFresh87 dijo:
If he lost weight and wore clothes that weren't too small for him, maybe. The problem is he's in extreme denial about being fat, and while the trans thing is dumb, I believe it's more due to Chris being clueless on how to approach it. If there was a few changes that could go a long way, it would be taking all the dumb accessories and trinkets he has on. Losing the medallion alone would make him look a lot more mature by itself.

I'm gonna use this picture posted earlier as a example:
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Despite not wearing his watch right, he'd pass as a normal adult here if you removed the medallion imo. He even has clothes that aren't way too small for him in this picture.
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someone Photoshop the medallion and wristwatch out so I can believe
 
FunkyFresh87 dijo:
If he lost weight and wore clothes that weren't too small for him, maybe. The problem is he's in extreme denial about being fat, and while the trans thing is dumb, I believe it's more due to Chris being clueless on how to approach it. If there was a few changes that could go a long way, it would be taking all the dumb accessories and trinkets he has on. Losing the medallion alone would make him look a lot more mature by itself.

I'm gonna use this picture posted earlier as a example:
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Despite not wearing his watch right, he'd pass as a normal adult here if you removed the medallion imo. He even has clothes that aren't way too small for him in this picture.
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His tard facial expressions are much more off-putting than the medallion honestly. Along with the way he speaks. A lot of people aren't that observant, someone who wasn't a tard could probably wear that medallion without being noticed most of the time if he didn't act and sound like a sped.
 
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