Photos of Chris Looking Half-Way Decent

He is oddly shaped, but if I'm not mistaken the reason he wears clothes that are too small is because he's in huge denial about his weight.

This is what he THINKS he looks like: a slim, barrel chested hero in the classic days, and now he thinks he's a kawaii anime girl or whatever.
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Aw, bless you mate! Lovely Kiwis appreciating my CWC related doodles always warms my heart, even when I could've done a better job with them in hindsight.

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This Chris-Chad looks like he could actually pull off saying "I'll be in your dreams" without sounding like a complete creep.
 
Aw, bless you mate! Lovely Kiwis appreciating my CWC related doodles always warms my heart, even when I could've done a better job with them in hindsight.
Even if you could do a better job sometimes your pictures are always great. This one is such an accurate depiction of what chris actually believes he looks like.
 
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this outfit would get chris laid in brooklyn

Maybe back in the 90's when that picture was taken...

That being said, he actually looks quite normal in that picture, especially when you take into account when it was taken. He still looks a little dorky, but still well within the norm for a teenager in the 90's.

I think the last time Chris looked normal (aside from the Carlos Chantor pics) would've been 2001 or so.

IIRC, he started to get really fat in 2002-2003 and his fashion sense became even more dated and glaringly out of style as the years went on.

A teenager wearing something like "The Classic" out in public back in 1998 would not be seen as fashionable or stylish by any mark. But it would still be understandable, especially if they were dorky like Chris. And while Chris wasn't exactly a poor kid in the 90's (unlike today), he definitely dressed like one (although part of that is probably due to Barb being a neglectful cunt and Bob being an out-of-touch Silent Generation geezer)

By 2002, that same person would be seen as a manchild freak or at the very least, an out-of-touch sped. Although, both of those are good descriptions of Chris in all honesty.
 
Maybe back in the 90's when that picture was taken...

That being said, he actually looks quite normal in that picture, especially when you take into account when it was taken. He still looks a little dorky, but still well within the norm for a teenager in the 90's.

I think the last time Chris looked normal (aside from the Carlos Chantor pics) would've been 2001 or so.

IIRC, he started to get really fat in 2002-2003 and his fashion sense became even more dated and glaringly out of style as the years went on.

A teenager wearing something like "The Classic" out in public back in 1998 would not be seen as fashionable or stylish by any mark. But it would still be understandable, especially if they were dorky like Chris. And while Chris wasn't exactly a poor kid in the 90's (unlike today), he definitely dressed like one (although part of that is probably due to Barb being a neglectful cunt and Bob being an out-of-touch Silent Generation geezer)

By 2002, that same person would be seen as a manchild freak or at the very least, an out-of-touch sped. Although, both of those are good descriptions of Chris in all honesty.
It's actually incredible that no one in his life ever told him he needs to update his style. My guess is that one of his gal pals told him he dressed nice while wearing a rugby shirt, so he clung to the idea for the next 2 decades. God damn what could have been, if chris had anyone in his social circle to tell him that he looked re-tarded.
 
It's def not Chris's looks that make him not get girls. Hell he coulda lost a bit of weight maybe scored an average (for his looks) girl who was just as nerdy maybe a bit overweight. I've known guys uglier and fatter than Chris who got married, have a family have kids ect. I actually miss classical Chris and not this troon he became, if he's even genuinely one which I highly doubt. At this point going back to the clown shirts and pedo glasses would make him more easily get a woman and thats sad really. Chris's face isn't even bad either he just needed to lose weight and maybe style himself fine, theres a few British actors who have a similar look to him such as Tom McKay who have a marginally similar face.
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Honestly I blame his Mom and his own stupidity for his downfall. I know autistics who are married with kids who had a far worse upbringing than him, dont blame it on his autism. If he just had a mentor, possibly a male to show him stuff or an actual real life older brother he lived with he woulda learned more on interaction. This even is evident in animals, I got 2 dogs now and because they learn from each other they're easier to train. A single dog is actually harder to train sometimes and always needs you.
 
I thought he looked decent (in some angles) in having his hair pulled back in that one "I said no donations less than a dollar!" video a couple years back.
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But anyway, the goofy but innocent awkwardness that makes you feel bad for him, yet you otherwise don't think much of it. Does he even wear wristwatches anymore?
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I hate to do this, but do you have a link to the video of him saying no donations under a dollar? Kind thanks
 
On his 20th birthday: His house is a mess and he's still nerdy, but I think he looks OK.
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That's back when his tard features looked innocent and gentle. This would be a prefect picture to include in a clickbait article about, "that time I defended the disabled grocery bagger from this bitchy white lady" story.

Now his tard features just augment his insane asshole look.
 
This one has to be my favorite. He doesn't look handsome or attractive by any means, but he certainly looks like he could be someone's goofy, fun loving uncle.

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only thing missing is the jumpsuit
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Funny how this mugshot is possibly the most masculine Chris has ever looked, even though he was well into his troon phase by then.

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Yes but why is he Shia LaBeouf?
 
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