Photos of Chris Looking Half-Way Decent

[Argh My Cigar]

With no Jeffrey Dahmer glasses or medal, he looks perfectly normal. Not the type of person that would devolve into a bedraggled bag lady mermaid at least.

Dude, no joke, he looks just like every other underachieving dudebro. If he was thin as he was during MHA at 23-25 he might've been pretty cute. That is until he starts groping at people and curse-ye-ha-me-haming them.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Dude, no joke, he looks just like every other underachieving dudebro. If he was thin as he was during MHA at 23-25 he might've been pretty cute. That is until he starts groping at people and curse-ye-ha-me-haming them.

Not sure about cute, but he'd definitely look decent or at least normal in that generic sort of way if he would've kept the weight off and ditched the medallion and got better glasses.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Not sure about cute, but he'd definitely look decent or at least normal in that generic sort of way if he kept the weight off and ditched the medallion and got better glasses.

Well, yeah. “Average” is literally the best an ideally groomed, non-autistic Chris could achieve looksmaxx wise. Cute in this context is basically doublespeak for “not really that attractive yet not unattractive enough to not fuck during happy hour after three cosmopolitans”.

 

[SemenRecycler]

I'm having difficulty uploading photos, so I will just link to an imgur album. https://imgur.com/a/6MbQi6O
I shopped the photo of Chris and Anna at her 20th birthday party to clean up both of their acne and make Chris look as normal as possible. I think the results speak for themselves. Hope you enjoy

 

[Nuclear Disaster]

i've always thought that chris should just glue those aviator frame glasses to his face, he looks much better with them. they make him look like an adorable nerd instead of a disgusting old man

 

[Florence]

Spoiler

 

[mochi]

Aside from the medallion, he looks pretty average here.

 

[Catweazle]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Honestly if I didn't know anything about Chris and saw just this picture, I'd assumed he is just a normal man.

A normal man from URANUS!

 

[Mick92]

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Took me way too long to realize this wasn't an edited photo with his face pasted on.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Godbear?

 

[Hummingbird]

Before he entered his mid 20s he looked like a run of the mill nerdy kid from the South. If he ate better and dressed a little older he probably would have kept looking that way and found some girl with a passing interest in him. Like probably a really nerdy girl or another autist, but it would have been doable.

One girls loss is Sockness’ gain.

And got a better pair of glasses.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Ver archivo adjunto 1270504Aside from the medallion, he looks pretty average here.

That's new to me. Since when does CWC take photos with dang dirty brute JERK MALES?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

That's new to me. Since when does CWC take photos with dang dirty brute JERK MALES?

This was a long time ago, around the time that Chris was first coming to the internet's attention. The guy in the photo worked at a Gamestop that Chris frequented and knew who he was thanks to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. The guy made a bet with a female friend of his who also knew about Chris: if he got a photo with Chris, they'd get married. When he spotted Chris, he roped him in by pretending to be interested in Sonichu, let him blather on about the comic, then got the photo. No idea if his friend fulfilled her end of the bet.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

This was a long time ago, around the time that Chris was first coming to the internet's attention. The guy in the photo worked at a Gamestop that Chris frequented and knew who he was thanks to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. The guy made a bet with a female friend of his who also knew about Chris: if he got a photo with Chris, they'd get married. When he spotted Chris, he roped him in by pretending to be interested in Sonichu, let him blather on about the comic, then got the photo. No idea if his friend fulfilled her end of the bet.

Well, surely it was at least worth a blow job? hahaha!

People keep saying that Chris could have gotten an autistic girlfriend or something if (insert conditions here.) I just do not see it. No woman, however autistic, fat, etc. wants to work her ass off all day to pay the bills while Welfare Wally stinks up the couch and does nothing but play video games. And that's what he clearly expected. Never forget how fucking lazy Chris is.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

What if they both had section 8 and matching tugs?
BTW, I wish Chris had thought up a better name for his welfare. I remember a WWF wrassler from the late 80’s or early 90’s that went by “Tugboat”. He was dressed in some gay nautical outfit and would come to the ring going “Woo, Woo!” while pumping his arm like he was yanking on a steam whistle. Every time I see it mentioned now I picture Chris making the same sound effect while checking his bank balance after a welfare deposit.

 

[timewave0]

TFW no chrischan gf

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Photoshop in proper clothes and photoshop out the crazy crystals and medallion and trans Chris would look kinda normal.

 

[cumrobbery]

What if they both had section 8 and matching tugs?
BTW, I wish Chris had thought up a better name for his welfare. I remember a WWF wrassler from the late 80’s or early 90’s that went by “Tugboat”. He was dressed in some gay nautical outfit and would come to the ring going “Woo, Woo!” while pumping his arm like he was yanking on a steam whistle. Every time I see it mentioned now I picture Chris making the same sound effect while checking his bank balance after a welfare deposit.

Wasn't that guy also the Shockmaster

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Ver archivo adjunto 1270504Aside from the medallion, he looks pretty average here.

Holy shit this image is so 2009; the GameStop layout, the guy’s faggy haircut and pouty lips, a non-troon Chris with a sea urchin goatee, the weeb V sign— everything.

to chris’s credit, the medallion is timeless.