Photos of Chris Looking Half-Way Decent

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Mick92 dijo:
This one has to be my favorite. He doesn't look handsome or attractive by any means, but he certainly looks like he could be someone's goofy, fun loving uncle.

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Funny how this mugshot is possibly the most masculine Chris has ever looked, even though he was well into his troon phase by then.


Yes but why is he Shia LaBeouf?
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that was him on an actual date. I wonder who was the friend that set them up?
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT dijo:
i don’t know. I thought, Kim Or Emily stopped dealing with Chris after the pickleman incident. I’m not familiar with who the Magical Man is.
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Possibly one of Emily/Kim friends, but I think nobody really knows his true identity. He was kind of a regular at CWC's place (probably shot the "Christian Love Day" and "Rolling and Trolling" videos) and made an appearance as Chris in the "Magical Potion" one.

Magical Man - CWCki

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Alex Krycek dijo:
Before he entered his mid 20s he looked like a run of the mill nerdy kid from the South. If he ate better and dressed a little older he probably would have kept looking that way and found some girl with a passing interest in him. Like probably a really nerdy girl or another autist, but it would have been doable.

One girls loss is Sockness’ gain.
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>tfw no nerdy autistic GF
 
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So the tard rage aside, this is probably the most normal looking we've ever seen Chris. Yes, it's too low resolution to see his gross hair and skin, but he's wearing a normal shirt, and combined with the facial hair, he looks more like a grown man than ever. I mean, sure, it's all ruined by the Sonichu medallion and the fact that he Curse-ye-ha-me-has the fuck out of the camera, but if he had managed to keep this look (and washed himself and got his fat ass on the treadmill) he could have been a relatively decent-looking dude.
 
in the smashmouth sex video, i was actually really impressed with how ladylike his figure is and how relatively thin he is compared to when he was classic chris. he grew a pretty impressive rack that a lot of trans women i know (and cis women, tbh) would be envious of. from the waist up, he absolutely passes as an average (albeit chubby) 30-something year old woman. waist down he's got chicken legs and no ass, but a lot of cis women have flat asses too. just do some squats, christine, and you'll have bodacious child-bearing hips in no time!
 
Vendetta dijo:
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So the tard rage aside, this is probably the most normal looking we've ever seen Chris. Yes, it's too low resolution to see his gross hair and skin, but he's wearing a normal shirt, and combined with the facial hair, he looks more like a grown man than ever. I mean, sure, it's all ruined by the Sonichu medallion and the fact that he Curse-ye-ha-me-has the fuck out of the camera, but if he had managed to keep this look (and washed himself and got his fat ass on the treadmill) he could have been a relatively decent-looking dude.
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Chris didn't have genetically horrible looks (even with Barb's DNA) and held on to his hair longer than Cole. Bob was a decent looking guy and that might've offset Barb's tainted genes. If Chris had remained the same weight he was during high shcool and had bothered to go for walks every other day to the Game Place instead of driving, he might've been cute in a really dorky, autistic way. No homo.
 
He's never been what you'd call good looking. At best, he could have been just another average face in the crowd, no gargoyle but nobody you'd actively try and go after. His Carlos Chantor pic is the closest he's come to looking decent, and even then I wouldn't consider him attractive.
 
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