my weight loss plans 2019 - 01/08/19

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I'm getting flashbacks y'all
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For all of us who wonder why there aren't enough hours in the day, why time goes by so quickly, the reason is that Amber is hoarding time, stacking it messily in her boxes of stickers and journals and earrings and drug store perfumes and scrapbooking supplies and Torrid clothes she's afraid to try on. Sometimes bits of time get stuck in her cleavage or on her shirt, an extra 20 minutes here, a Sunday afternoon there, and most of the time she picks them up or fishes them out and eats them. None of us would be busy if we had the time Amber's packing away with all the other useless knick knacks that define her life.
 
I know lots of people say inedible things smell so good that you want to eat them, but AL is the only person where I feel actual concern that she will take a big bite out of a candle....
 
And to think she lied to us about not putting foundation on her Acanthosis nigricans, tsk tsk!

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The reason why Amber doesn't want to "worry about" phase two right now is because she either doesn't know what it is or doesn't want to be held accountable when it never happens. Just like every other gimmick she's told us about that mysteriously goes away, never to be seen again... much like Becky's neck.
 
This could be the whiskey causing reality to bleed into the realm of the abyss but didnt she buy a container of Wasabi peas at some point...recently?

Wasabi peas are NOTHING but carbs. Granted its better than eating a sleeve of oreos but still, its like she doesnt have the foresight or the energy...intelligence? To look up the nutritional value of the food she shoves into her orange chicken hole.

Wasabi peas have 28 grams of carbs per serving and a serving is one ounce. Amber has never eaten an ounce of anything in her life. She is on a low carb diet the most she can eat in a day would be 50 grams and I am being generous.

She will continue to fail if she doesnt learn how to research food. Just because something is natural doesn't mean it's super healthy for a certain diet.

Arsenic is natural too, drink enough of that with some elderberry wine and you will end up dead in a window seat with Mortimer Brewster.

I just...there is no logic in this place....

Edit: because per usual I can't grammar
 
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CreedenceLeonoreGielgud dijo:
Amber being bored during the day implies she's somehow got more hours to fill in her sleep-wake cycle.

Gorl. What did you used to do all night when you woke up at 6 p.m. and went to bed at 6 a.m.? Well, just do that during the day instead.

Maybe there's a different psychological effect of doing nothing all night versus doing nothing all day.
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IMO it's definitely easier to sit around doing nothing productive at night than to sit around all day doing nothing. I think that's why layabouts gravitate towards being up all night, they are avoiding the judgmental eye of the sun.
 
it fucking baffles me how sticking to 2,000 calories is a 'challenge' for amber, one for it being more than most women, especially any moderately active women at 5'3", need to maintain, and two because if you eat the right stuff it's a lot of fucking food

i'm wasting my breath though because 2,000 is a snack to amber and she couldn't make the right choices even if a knife was being held to her throat
 
alpro slut dijo:
it fucking baffles me how sticking to 2,000 calories is a 'challenge' for amber, one for it being more than most women, especially any moderately active women at 5'3", need to maintain, and two because if you eat the right stuff it's a lot of fucking food

i'm wasting my breath though because 2,000 is a snack to amber and she couldn't make the right choices even if a knife was being held to her throat
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Most Olympic-tier athletes eat no more than 3,000 regularly, and occasionally have a 4,000-7,000 calorie meal before intense events/during training camps.

I can guarantee you Amber eats more than 3,000 regularly, and wonders why she doesn't fucking magically lose weight. Olympic athletes literally get paid to work out/train with people or compete in their respective sports, so they're moving all day and burn those 3k calories off like it's nothing... Amber might walk a tenth of a mile everyday.
 
alpro slut dijo:
it fucking baffles me how sticking to 2,000 calories is a 'challenge' for amber, one for it being more than most women, especially any moderately active women at 5'3", need to maintain, and two because if you eat the right stuff it's a lot of fucking food

i'm wasting my breath though because 2,000 is a snack to amber and she couldn't make the right choices even if a knife was being held to her throat
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This is what I don't get. Most folks can't physically eat that many calories without some form of excercise involved. We know she has no idea what hunger feels like, but it's evident that she has no idea what being full feels like. Those signals your brain naturally sends to let you know you've had enough are so far gone for her as to not even be a memory. It reminds me of people I know who were raised to eat everything on their plate. A throwback to the Depression where you were to eat whatever was given to you because it was a genuine sacrifice and you should respect it. However, the portion was probably a quarter of what Hambert eats in one sitting. Anyway, those folks have a weird thing about eating whatever is in front of them due to being raised with that thought process. I can remember my grandmother getting on to me because I didn't finish my breakfast and even though I was full as a tick she made me finish my plate. I think some death fats may have been raised that way and never understood the reason for that method nor did they learn to listen to their body's natural signals. At the end of the day, though, Hambert owns this 100%. She had the advantage of foster parents who clearly cared for her...btw, has she ever mentioned them or seen them since she left? She has an income, so she claims, that could afford an RD or even a nutrition class on her own. She owns this.
 
Annie dijo:
Most Olympic-tier athletes eat no more than 3,000 regularly, and occasionally have a 4,000-7,000 calorie meal before intense events/during training camps.

I can guarantee you Amber eats more than 3,000 regularly, and wonders why she doesn't fucking magically lose weight. Olympic athletes literally get paid to work out/train with people or compete in their respective sports, so they're moving all day and burn those 3k calories off like it's nothing... Amber might walk a tenth of a mile everyday.
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3,000 is even less than she needs to maintain her almighty mass without any exercise and she still can't do that, and in fact instead gained 90lbs in 2018. you see youtuber do 10k cheat days where they eat low volume, calorie dense junk foods and they still tap out often at 6-7k because they're in fucking pain. amber eats this amount on the reg but doesn't just eat burgers and pints of ice cream, but rather her grockpot abominations and high volume 'restaurant' meals. the fact her stomach is so stretched she isn't in pain from all of this is astounding.

but 2,000 calories is nothing when you calorie count like an ignorant pig. we know amber will take a 4 serving box of mac and cheese and make the whole thing and state 'this is two hundreed calories for one serveen'
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper dijo:
And to think she lied to us about not putting foundation on her Acanthosis nigricans, tsk tsk!

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The reason why Amber doesn't want to "worry about" phase two right now is because she either doesn't know what it is or doesn't want to be held accountable when it never happens. Just like every other gimmick she's told us about that mysteriously goes away, never to be seen again... much like Becky's neck.
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Her hand lookin' like a XL latex glove someone inflated like a balloon and then rolled it around in the dirt.
 
alpro slut dijo:
3,000 is even less than she needs to maintain her almighty mass without any exercise and she still can't do that, and in fact instead gained 90lbs in 2018. you see youtuber do 10k cheat days where they eat low volume, calorie dense junk foods and they still tap out often at 6-7k because they're in fucking pain. amber eats this amount on the reg but doesn't just eat burgers and pints of ice cream, but rather her grockpot abominations and high volume 'restaurant' meals. the fact her stomach is so stretched she isn't in pain from all of this is astounding.

but 2,000 calories is nothing when you calorie count like an ignorant pig. we know amber will take a 4 serving box of mac and cheese and make the whole thing and state 'this is two hundreed calories for one serveen'
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It takes an average of 3,900 cals daily just for Amberlynn to maintain her incredible mass. If she actually ate 2,000 cals for even a month the weight would fall right off of her.

That's the fallacy of these morbidly obese people. They bitch and moan about how weight loss is "so hard" but it's actually pathetically easy when you're that big. Stop eating like a fucking pig and have some semblance of self-control for a few minutes and your body will work wonders.
 
Claire dijo:
It takes an average of 3,900 cals daily just for Amberlynn to maintain her incredible mass. If she actually ate 2,000 cals for even a month the weight would fall right off of her.

That's the fallacy of these morbidly obese people. They bitch and moan about how weight loss is "so hard" but it's actually pathetically easy when you're that big. Stop eating like a fucking pig and have some semblance of self-control for a few minutes and your body will work wonders.
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TBH if she ate 5,000 calories a day but limited her sodium intake she'd still lose weight from all the fucking water she's retaining.
 
Claire dijo:
It takes an average of 3,900 cals daily just for Amberlynn to maintain her incredible mass. If she actually ate 2,000 cals for even a month the weight would fall right off of her.

That's the fallacy of these morbidly obese people. They bitch and moan about how weight loss is "so hard" but it's actually pathetically easy when you're that big. Stop eating like a fucking pig and have some semblance of self-control for a few minutes and your body will work wonders.
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fucking hell, if she maintains on that much but ate 2,000 she'd lose nearly 4elbees a week. that's 16 a month, on a NORMAL human being amount of calories. i honestly just want to know what the fuck she has been eating to gain so much so quickly.

to put it in normal people's terms - being kind on amber, our example normal person is going out for a meal tonight. normal person has breakfast, probably 400 calories max. then a light lunch of say 200-300 calories because they're going out to eat later and want to save themselves. then they have at least 1,300 to go ham at the restaurant - that's a couple of courses right there, and after they'll be stuffed. amber's MAINTENANCE is three 1,300 calorie meals a day. and then whatever 'snacks' which has lead to her gain.

for someone at such a high weight to still gain is incredible. that's why the freakshow my 600lb took off. amber is the same as the specimens on there - only to be watched for shock value and for the lols

ADHD dijo:
It's very easy to take in that many calories when you're getting a lot of them via beverages, which both Amber and Becky do.
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fuck do those gorls drink? amber could drink 5 grande mocha chocolate caramel peppermint chip frappuccinos with extra whipped cream and extra choccy drizzle and still lose weight.

maybe she's a secret alcoholic and packs down a 70cl handle of vodka everyday. that's 1,650 cals right there. been there, done that, got the blackout i deserved but at amber's mass would it ever get her tipsy
 
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ADHD dijo:
It's very easy to take in that many calories when you're getting a lot of them via beverages, which both Amber and Becky do.
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In a 12 ounce can of budlight, there is 110 calories. Accounting for 2000 calories in solid food. Becky and Hamber would be drinking in effect, 3 gallons of beer/soda/etc.

I mean just think about that for a minute or two. 3 fucking gallons of liquid a day each or so.


alpro slut dijo:
fuck do those gorls drink? amber could drink 5 grande mocha chocolate caramel peppermint chip frappuccinos with extra whipped cream and extra choccy drizzle and still lose weight.

maybe she's a secret alcoholic and packs down a 70cl handle of vodka everyday. that's 1,650 cals right there. been there, done that, got the blackout i deserved but at amber's mass would it ever get her tipsy
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Actually she could and has gotten hammered off a bottle of wine. Size really doesn't equal tolerance. We had a guy in high school who was pushing close to Hamber's size. <He was smaller, and also 6 foot..3 inches? Think he topped at 540ish> But he was literally shitfaced off 3 millers and a shot of UV Blue.

Where as I knew girls who pushed 90 pounds soaking wet and killed bottles of shitty vodka. Be interesting to see just how much boozing goes on there..
 
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