my weight loss plans 2019 - 01/08/19

thejackal dijo:
wouldn't most people be scared shitless if they had a minor cut like that that didn't heal in 3 months? That is some AIDS level immune function. She needs to get real.
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She may just be constantly picking at it but even then the layers of tissue underneath surface level would have repaired themselves by now, it does look like some of the swelling and redness has died down which is good but if she is picking at it then it'll just restart the surface healing process all over again.
 
" I just need to stand this long enough for her life insurance payout to kick in"
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Here is the first book . It might have been a different one, but I think this was the one she was upset about because someone was going to report her to the publisher for copyright infringement. She was reading it on youtube
 
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666EVE666 dijo:
Dry, cracking skin on her wrist, greasy hair, eye area looks dry and irritated, leftover sleep or eyelash mites in her lashes, eyebrow hairs basically non-existent they are so spread out... the epitome and big n healfy y'all

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Fuuuuuck! I unfortunately knew several people who died in their forties and fifties due to complications from super-morbid obesity. One died at 49 from non-alcoholic fatty liver disease. She also had metabolic syndrome and severe lymphedema in her legs. Down to the yellowing skin and cholesterol deposits around the eyes, Amber closely resembles that woman.

Amber literally looks like a 49 year old woman who died young from being so fat. The deleterious effects of super-morbid obesity are hitting Amber sooner than most really fat people, and they are coming on very quickly. She will be dead before 30 if she doesn't not turn this around now. Just losing 100 pounds could mean the difference between dying in her late forties and dying later this year.

This really is very interesting, in a completely fucked up way. Most people take decades to balloon up this much, and it's only recently that there has been a statistically significant portion of the American population who are beyond morbid obesity. Amber's a case study, sort of.
 
TL;DR: "My weight loss plan is the same shit I've been doing on this channel since forever."
 
So Amberlynn, how about that low carb weight loss competition at your doctor's office?
Seriously, how many times has she attempted to stay within a 2000 calorie diet again? Unless she's lying, she already said she has a medical professional who would like to be a resource to her. Funny how so many doctors just "forget to reply to her".
There is absolutely nothing different about her "Phase One" than what she's tried before. It's like she needs professional guidance or something...
 
Her likes to dislike ratio is on an uptrend. She’s attracted a lot of asspatters and white knights, hasn’t she? You poor, dumb bastards.
 
raritycunt dijo:
She may just be constantly picking at it but even then the layers of tissue underneath surface level would have repaired themselves by now, it does look like some of the swelling and redness has died down which is good but if she is picking at it then it'll just restart the surface healing process all over again.
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Given how fat her arms and upper torso are can she even fucking reach it? I don't think she's picking it I think she has the beetus. Bad.
 
Favorite parts of this video
  • "my body is craving the sun" - your body is craving some healthy food and exercise that doesn't involve SITTING.
  • Becky does her best impression of a beached whale on the driveway - MORTIFYING, I don't know how she isn't embarrassed
  • "we're fossil gonolossils" - our award winning writer inventing some new buzz word
  • back to warmmort for overpriced scented candles - GUISE, she recommends these candles if you don't shower and need to cover up the smell of festering orange chicken crumbs and body odor.
All the rest is just useless shit to fill up a video.
 
Sitting outside, not knowing what to do with her day, coloring, going to Wal- Mart specifically to purchase store brand scented candles. Is this what Amber thinks a busy, fulfilling existence is?

This is how you spend your time in the summer when you're too young to drive and summer sports are over and you just don't know what to do with yourself for a few afternoons.

We all probably had similar, unstructured days that made us stir crazy for a bit as young teens but that describes Amber's whole life!

Our gorl is never going to get well because she's way to adverse to structure and routine. Big AL and thumbslug are just going to get fatter under these conditions until they're immobile and Ricky helps move them into the county nursing home for AL's 31st birthday.

No one can save them, and why would anyone want to? They don't want to save themselves.
 
FitBitch dijo:
Sitting outside, not knowing what to do with her day, coloring, going to Wal- Mart specifically to purchase store brand scented candles. Is this what Amber thinks a busy, fulfilling existence is?

This is how you spend your time in the summer when you're too young to drive and summer sports are over and you just don't know what to do with yourself for a few afternoons.
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Living in the sticks doesn't help. A lot of fat people in rural areas go to Wal-Mart for fun because there's not a whole lot else to do. You're too fat and out of shape for any sort of outdoorsy shit that might be at least a little interesting.
 
eternal dog mongler dijo:
Living in the sticks doesn't help. A lot of fat people in rural areas go to Wal-Mart for fun because there's not a whole lot else to do. You're too fat and out of shape for any sort of outdoorsy shit that might be at least a little interesting.
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I would almost sympathize but she and Becky aren't too busy or disabled to work in a call center, there, eight hours a day sorted into something productive and not eating.
 
Verbatim Goalz Gorl dijo:
Did anyone else get the feeling they were stoned? Especially sitting/lying in their driveway getting some sun. "Fossil golossils?" What the heavenly fuck was that? They be smokin that good shit
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Scented candles to cover up near necrotic legs and piss poor hygiene, incense to cover up the fat blunt odour whafting through the home.
 
eternal dog mongler dijo:
Living in the sticks doesn't help. A lot of fat people in rural areas go to Wal-Mart for fun because there's not a whole lot else to do. You're too fat and out of shape for any sort of outdoorsy shit that might be at least a little interesting.
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Since AL has a decent amount of land, she could start a garden. She might have to talk to the land lord about it fist. She would get to be outside more and the light physical labor would be good for her. I know I'm being :optimistic: but she could even learn how to plant her own food.
 
dietician told her to eat 3000 calories, and when she followed that she lost weight, and then she failed the diet and put weight on. So, having failed that low bar she is going to do something harder which she will fail at even faster. This is round number 8000 of making this exact mistake.
 
Tesshollidaysflupaknees dijo:
Since AL has a decent amount of land, she could start a garden. She might have to talk to the land lord about it fist. She would get to be outside more and the light physical labor would be good for her. I know I'm being :optimistic: but she could even learn how to plant her own food.
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Hell, she could set up a backyard chicken coop, too. She has such a great track record with raising animals, after all. And she'll probably get chicken lice!
 
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