my weight loss plans 2019 - 01/08/19

[oasys]

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

The only time Amberlynn will lose weight is when they have to amputate her legs due to complications from diabetes.

 

[parallelogram]

1. I commend her for actually editing.
2. Anyone notice the weird repetitious mocking tone both Becky and Eric do whenever Amberlynn talks? I don't know how she stands it.
3. Caption contest! When Becky stares at Amberlynn, she is thinking ________.

 

[marjoram]

Well.....that sucked.

Big Al is so totally out of content ideas that she's resorting to just making noises at the camera.

Waiting in the car at the Thumbs super secret appointment to watch Catfish? Naw. She can't fit in the waiting room chairs....

No lovely sunshine for Twinkie

Always has to have incense or scented candles around to mask her stench. Pretty sure she buys thousands of food scented wax melts and candles cause in a pinch she eats them.....

Round and round we go.....

ETA: caption contest---Thumb is thinking, "I wanna jam these pencils in your eye till they pop out the back of your greasy head."

 

[DarkSydePundit]

1. I commend her for actually editing.
2. Anyone notice the weird repetitious mocking tone both Becky and Eric do whenever Amberlynn talks? I don't know how she stands it.
3. Caption contest! When Becky stares at Amberlynn, she is thinking ________.

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Let‘s be honest girls.

You wish you would look that young despite being almost 30 years old.

Most of y‘all have wrinkly old faces at that point.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

She leaves the house daily...........Sure, Jan.

Lot of positive comments on this video too, oh how I used to be one of those people that got suckered into thinking she'd actually change. She never did.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

chantal is almost 10 years older and has better skin.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

1. 1-2 more videos showing what she ate, getting her steps in/going outside, drinking water, etc
2. possibly a weigh-in video showing she lost 1-2lbs (but this might not happen because she lied about her initial starting weight)
3. 2-3 videos of her just doing whatever, running errands, no mention of her weight loss/eating at all
4. INDIGNANT MUKBANG
5. Torrid Haul
6. INDIGNANT MUKBANG
7. another vlog with no mention of her weight loss plans
8. 1-3 crying, "emotional", "raw" videos about her weight, wanting sympathy, new highest weight, baw my depression, baw my binge-eating, baw the haydurs made me do it
9. repeat #3-#7
10. Start at #1
11. repeat

Thank you pecansandies.

These steps (1-11) sound a lot like what Chantal is going to do. Which one is copying the other?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Her content is so innovative and fresh, especially the torn pieces of notebook paper with crayon scrawled on it. When you go the extra mile it really shows.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Amber being bored during the day implies she's somehow got more hours to fill in her sleep-wake cycle.

Gorl. What did you used to do all night when you woke up at 6 p.m. and went to bed at 6 a.m.? Well, just do that during the day instead.

Maybe there's a different psychological effect of doing nothing all night versus doing nothing all day.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Her content is so innovative and fresh, especially the torn pieces of notebook paper with crayon scrawled on it. When you go the extra mile it really shows.

Hey, at least she edited it. Making sure to include the segment "my morbidly obese girlfriend wearing ripped jeans sprawled out on the driveway praying for death."

 

[itsoktobewhite]

 

[Citroen]

Her like to dislike ratio is much better on this video. The new year has brought us a fresh new batch of ambabies who are soon to discover that this is, in fact, definitely not a weight loss channel.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"my body is craving the sun"

We got us a white trash Galactus with her Silver Surf'n'Turfer over here.

 

[FitBitch]

This is what I do with Photoshop now I guess.

 

[Insulter of autists]

She will not go through with this. With how she is now it would be nearly impossible... and she is a lolcow. She won't fucking do it.

 

[Goalweight170]

I am new, long time lurker. I know I’m powerleveling a bit. But, I remember last year she bought all those containers, colorful measuring spoons, scale, crap food etc., to start her diet for the new year. I knew it was a waste of money. I just had no idea she would gain 100 lbs in a year. She still doesn’t get that to lose weight you need to do 3 simple things.
1. Portion control
2. Don’t eat crap food...or only in moderation. And she is the queen of moderation.
3. Move your body....in her case, a little at a time.

It doesn’t take books, dvds or fucking pink salt and storage containers to lose weight.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Amber has never been the epitome of dewy, glowing youth but christ is she looking more and more old and haggard over the past year. Maybe she just looked better last year because she wore makeup more, but she looks like a 50 year old these days. Becky and Amber look less like a couple and more like a fat 13 year old boy and his mom.

 

[easyaf]

Wow, it may have been how squinty eyed she was for seeing the sun for the first time in years but that first segment had her looking about 40lbs heavier than even normal. Like, do a double take even by her own standards. Wasn't as apparent later but damn.

 

[wylfım]

I never knew you could lose negative pounds