Surgery [26 May 2018] Phil States His Demands.

[Red Hood]

Anti-gunners like to use the (dumb) Freudian argument that guns are compensation for something.

That argument in this case is REALLY funny. What do you use to compensate for chopping your dick off? Long-barrel desert eagle? Buntline special? Either way it ain't gonna be concealable.

 

[LazloChalos]

After all this time he's still absolutely, desperately eager to be one up on Chris.

Since a mangina is basically an inside out penis, there is nothing for the boat to "tug" on.

On the other hand he might have some delusions of his mangina being able to comfortably dock battleship. I hope he read up on post-op maintenance otherwise he'll wish he never considered the operation. (First time with a dildo, realizing it wont fit since the width of any mangina is dictated by the man's original girth)

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I think Phil is including his Encyclopedia Dramatica page as part of the 10 year cuber bullying.

Does he think that Kiwi Farms is also behind Encyclopedia Dramatica and any other sites mocking him?

 

[Optimus Prime]

What's with the lines on the nose? Is he trying to cosplay as a Bajoran?

... Are the lines on his nose supposed to be an anime tattoo? I think Naruto has those doesn't he? Dear god.

These are honest-to-God facial tattoos. I don't know what they mean.

They're not Naruto, it's pretty much Phil trying to emulate the mask of his current man waifu Kylo Ren, given how he turned Autismland into some idiotic copy of the First Order. Note the three lines right under the eye cavity:

The hilarious part about all this being that Kylo not only doesn't WEAR the mask at all during TLJ, but he outright destroys it early on in the film and doesn't replace it. Not like Phil even watches the films to know his facial tattoo means jack shit now.

"Refer to my Social Security Disability benefits as a battleship"
Got a great chuckle out of that. He didn't just say "stop referring to my benefits as a tugboat". Nah refer to my little tugboat as a BATTLESHIP.

Nah, I see no problem calling his tard bucks a battleship.

As long as it's the USS William D. Porter. Oh no wait, that was a destroyer, so how about the Yamato. Or maybe the USS Maine?

Does he think that Kiwi Farms is also behind Encyclopedia Dramatica and any other sites mocking him?

Whether he actually knows that ED is not the same as the farms is immaterial, it's just more shit he'll stack in his folder of nonsense in his legal case against us.

 

[Splendid]

I'd give him $25 to put towards a gun to shoot his own dick off.

 

[Shokew]

So, Phil mutilated himself to become a pretend woman... And for what??? He should invest in a gun someday when he realizes he'll never have anyone approach him, anyway - unless to tell him to kill himself, really.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Get the damn gun already, Spuds McKenzie.
It’ll make our top secret #gamergate sneaking mission, Operation Spud-Eater, even more of a challenge.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, I see no problem calling his tard bucks a battleship.

As long as it's the USS William D. Porter. Oh no wait, that was a destroyer, so how about the Yamato. Or maybe the USS Maine?

Remember the Maine! To Hell with Spain!

 

[GethN7]

Actually, I might just be cool with calling his tugboat a battleship for one reason: They have become utterly useless in modern day.

Battleships mean jack squat in the modern era because aircraft carriers do everything battleships were intended for and have far more combat utility for their cost and maintenance.

So if Phil wants his tard bux named after something hardly any navy considers worth building anymore because it's tactically and strategically pointless, then fine.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

After all this time he's still absolutely, desperately eager to be one up on Chris.

Virgin Phil vs Chad Chris.

 

[Rolo_Tomassi]

Phil just needs a gun to kidnap as many Kiwis as possible and then throw them into the great pit of carkoon, the resting place of his all-powerful "vagina." There we will find a new definition of pain and suffering as we are slowly digested for over 1000 years.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I'm sorry, but no. All those demands will never be met and are laughable at best.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol that he hates his welfare (paid by us taxpayers) being called a tugboat.

If Phil gives me $250,000, I will stop laughing at him for being a dork

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

$250,000?! But we Kiwis are all basement-dwelling neckbearded fedora-wearing GamerGate NEETs, so how will we come up with that kind of cash? Quick, how much does $250,000 come to in tendies?

 

[Doctor Stan]

1. No
2. Also No
3. The term Latinx being used by actual people is the greatest tragedy since 9/11
4. Ya be a dood fagboi
5. Whatever you say Phillip Vincent Haskins-Delici
6. Get off the tugobat faggot
7. Ha, nah

What could Phil do with a gun? Shoot at a forum?

 

[Maxliam]

Anti-gunners like to use the (dumb) Freudian argument that guns are compensation for something.

That argument in this case is REALLY funny. What do you use to compensate for chopping your dick off? Long-barrel desert eagle? Buntline special? Either way it ain't gonna be concealable.

You're implying they've actually thought things through. They never do.

Phil just needs a gun to kidnap as many Kiwis as possible and then throw them into the great pit of carkoon, the resting place of his all-powerful "vagina." There we will find a new definition of pain and suffering as we are slowly digested for over 1000 years.

Good, I hate waiting...on second thought....

Actually, I might just be cool with calling his tugboat a battleship for one reason: They have become utterly useless in modern day.

Battleships mean jack squat in the modern era because aircraft carriers do everything battleships were intended for and have far more combat utility for their cost and maintenance.

So if Phil wants his tard bux named after something hardly any navy considers worth building anymore because it's tactically and strategically pointless, then fine.

Yep, it's all show now with what we deal with now. Same with the Air Force's tactical fighters. They've become a victim of their own success. The Russians are no longer the Soviets we were building up in the arms race. Now it's guys armed with AK's and SKS rifles and some rpg's who do hit and run attacks.

Now in a conventional war with powerful nations that will probably never come (thanks to nukes) they would be very useful.

It's funny how people act like China's military is some unstoppable force but really the bulk of their land forces are localized militias who keep the locals in line and not doing the best job at times given how many riots happen in China that is never really reported. The navy barely got a blue water capable vessel and it had to be bought from another country. I've heard rumors that it is barely functional.

Real wars in the future are going to be cyber wars that we're already seeing the battles happen. Hack attacks and leaks.

So him being a dumb ass that he is, he's using a term of a ship that on paper sounds badass but in practice is just a paper tiger. Fitting for such a pussy.

What could Phil do with a gun? Shoot at a forum?

Can you imagine him trying to attack some crazed gun nut who is a closet prepper? Imagine him trying to light someone up and getting blown away by some AK wielding troll. I wonder how the news would spin that.

 

[AprilRains]

What could Phil do with a gun? Shoot at a forum?

Somewhere in Portland, a public library will lose a monitor.

 

[Mogambo]

Imagine him trying to light someone up and getting blown away by some AK wielding troll. I wonder how the news would spin that.

They probably wouldn't, to be honest, beyond all your standard anti-gun stuff. For it to become some big political issue, first people would have to recognize Phil as trans (or Latinx, or whatever identity he wants to be known by), which they don't. He looks like some weird homeless dude.

Second, even if someone did accept him as trans, he'd still need to be a sympathetic figure, which again, he's not. He's not young, not photogenic, not a good face for identity politics. The right would love him because he's pretty much a parody of SJW issues. People cared about Leelah Alcorn, but they wouldn't care about Phil, save perhaps to laugh at him.

Hell, I suspect a most of the Portland troon brigade recognizes him, either by name or by face or just plain old reputation, and want nothing to do with him. Remember when he was screeching about "social capital." They'll probably breath a collective sigh of relief when he's dead.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Somewhere in Portland, a public library will lose a monitor.

OH THE HUMANITY

Can you imagine him trying to attack some crazed gun nut who is a closet prepper? Imagine him trying to light someone up and getting blown away by some AK wielding troll. I wonder how the news would spin that.

"Brave transgender rights activist [whatever nigger faggot name he wants to go by now] was gunned down by a mad gunman earlier this morning when attempting to spread social justice and change. Please ignore the gun (((((((she))))))) pulled

 

[babaGAReeb]

so what happens on august 7?
the tranny shoots himself?