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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 97 10.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 120 12.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 231 24.3%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 446 46.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 56 5.9%

  • Total de votantes
    950
It was pretty mixed until he came through during the triathlon challenge literally shedding blood, sweat and tears to help his team win, and leaving on that high did wonders for his image. Then he overstayed his welcome and kept trying to insert himself as the twins sidecharacter.
Blaine being the anchorman in the triathalon was his high point. The obviously scripted candy rage out marked the beginning of a steep decline.
 
Friendtank vs Ghostpolitics Saga

Landon vs Ghostpolitics saga continues as he decide the get the help of Drake, Bashir and The Twins to help him defend his honor. The argument absolutely goes nowhere as Landon were looking to "mog" Ghost and not to squash the beef. The entire thing feels like a custody fight between parents for their son at first. Ghost argued that he doesn't want Fishtank people to be near his area as to protect his identity while Drake argued that as a friend he need to be allowed to help Landon set up his apartment because he can't drive and ask for why Ghost fucked him over. Ghost was brutally gangbanged but he had a trick up his sleeves, he occasionally mute them so they have a sperg out. Friendtank was livid and got baited until they realize it was all just a ragebait.


Ghost accused that they planned the whole drama.


Bongo said that Landon is very smart, Bingo said that at least Landon is as smart as they are so they're both giving Landon too much credit here. This where also Bongo threaten to rape Ghost (of course she was just joking.)


Landon was audibly embarrassed when Ghost brought up his porn stash and the way Vimp talked about it in the discord leak. Bongo threw shade at Vimp basically calling her a freak.


"This is wasting my night bro, this guy pissing me off" -Bingo with the W take as usual.


Bongo hanged up on Ghost because she have had enough of being muted and unable to speak her piece. Landon however decide to call Ghost again but when the time he supposed to talk comes, he let others to do the talking for him. Ghost immediately muted them again and made Bashir really tilted so much so he demand a rematch.



Bongo accidentally read a bad remark about Ghost while unmuted. Ghost called her a mushmouth, demand Drake to speak and muted him again.


Argument continues as Ghost demanded someone coherent to speak for Landon. Drake said that ghost was too tight leashed and acknowledge that they are giving him views. Bashir gave up and ask Landon to just leave the call.


Unsatisfied and wanting to be the one who has the last mog, Landon called Ghost again despite everyone telling him to just stop calling him. Bashir muted his stream and gave Landon advice on how to deal with Ghost. Landon when off the script and continued to argue with Ghost. Frustrated that Landon won't just call Ghost a commie and hang up, Bashir helped him by writing a script to follow. Landon followed the script but added "and stop having her name in your fucking mouth" :story:
 
Blane handed it well when it was first brought up and because he didn't seem bothered people let off
He also had like 2 images that were tagged loli, but weren't obviously underage anime girls. Most of it was as normal as it gets for anime porn, and there was also furry shit.
It really wasn't that bad, ideally you'd have zero-anything-even-close-to-loli but it's obvious from what he had that he was just amassing a collection of porn and wasn't fixating on underage stuff.

Also I think Mei got outed as having an actual loli horde around that time so it kinda overshadowed blane.
 
He also had like 2 images that were tagged loli, but weren't obviously underage anime girls. Most of it was as normal as it gets for anime porn, and there was also furry shit.
It really wasn't that bad, ideally you'd have zero-anything-even-close-to-loli but it's obvious from what he had that he was just amassing a collection of porn and wasn't fixating on underage stuff.

Also I think Mei got outed as having an actual loli horde around that time so it kinda overshadowed blane.
look the real problem with blane is that there reached a point where he couldn't hang, he started to lose it, he's talked about this on streams that he started to go crazy and he, correctly, removed himself from the tank. But because he was going crazy it meant he left when he wasn't great and then when he came back it felt off.

Blane, despite the porn, is kinda aite, and he's mentioned he'd want to come back for Bloodgames 2 but only as an NPC and that's admirable he can recognize his limitations.

That said we need to get him as the porn dealer NPC since he claims to have experience with that having helped his disabled friend allegedly
 
It was pretty mixed until he came through during the triathlon challenge literally shedding blood, sweat and tears to help his team win, and leaving on that high did wonders for his image. Then he overstayed his welcome and kept trying to insert himself as the twins sidecharacter.
This is true. Basically he came onto the show and the weird stuff was leaked almost immediately (as is the Fishtank tradition) but nobody really paid attention to him because there were bigger things going on. After the triathlon and the movie they made, audience warmed up to, but he went home right after the candy challenge citing mental health reasons.

During his first stream after coming home, he thought he's off the chain and acted extremely obnoxiously throughout it all. Some examples include some previous fish wishing they were both invited BG2 and Blane was like: "Oh hey, just tell Jet Blane recommended you and it's all good". And my personal favorite replying to some ex-fish trying to give him (Blane) some actually good advice but he just went: "I won't listen to any 15-viewer FTL streamer". Blane was doing sub-ten less than a week after. Also he banned every single person who made fun of him. Then he went back for the finale and again there were bigger things going on. After the show, Twins went to his place for a night or two but suddenly left and didn't really mention Blane anymore after that or wanting to be on a stream together with him. I have no idea what happened, but something happened. After that the pedo thing gets talked about always there is a discussion about him, but cannot really fly because he's incognito and doesn't engage.

So he came camping, probably to cling to the twins yet again and have some good time, but what he didn't apparently consider was what Black Urban Raw Top was about to do by reading unfiltered messages from his chat. And going after absolutely everybody. So the chat really dug deep into the pedo shit and also pounding off to AI generated pictures of his mother (this is an unsubstantiated rumor). He tried to brush it off in the beginning but you could see he was internally seething and as Burt's chat cut deeper into some real personal stuff, it was him just sitting there with a 1000 yard stare while Burt kept calling him a pedophile. Then he went to sleep very early last night, probably just not to get embarrassed any further, while everyone else was having fun.

So basically he's just an obnoxious asshole with some really questionable preferences. I don't know where he will go from here, but he definitely did some self-inflicted damage to his reputation and is leaving worse than he came onto.
 
i finally finished archiving the Burtstream. i have it in both 360p and 1080p, which was 50GB split across almost 60 files. the burt camping trip POV is complete.

 
Nigga where do you think you are
Look. I guess I just miss Meiwaku okay? I'm trying to fill her big stupid shoes a little bit. Gotta keep the off season going man.
Cow crossover continues! Hapless Ogryn Aryeh tries his luck with a championess of Slaanesh!

Man that is a depressing thread to read through.
 
Última edición:
Blane was acting like a douche in others people chat, streamed and said he didn't need any help or advice, and then went on 4chan attention seeking.

Someone made AI of cryokeen fucking Blane's mom

coincidently this is exactly when Blane had his depressive episode where he left the internet.
 
He should have been a fish rather than a freeloader
good question idea btw, what are fish that should have been freeloaders and what are freeloaders that should have been fish?
to me:
fish -> freeloader: Mauro, josie (hot take , i known, but she felt completely outside of the show and would have been a good NPC), summer, Ian, sneed (he is probally the most underrated fishtank character ever, absolutely hilarious, perfect NPC), Rachel (one of the dumbest miscasts ever, wtf was production thinking? its obvious she wasn't going to participate in the show, perfect fish annoyance though), victoria (never was gonna last, obviously, but very good at hassling people)
freeloader -> fish: Oliver (massive production L) , Duanyay (arguably a better fish than most of the S2 cast) , Connor (competitive, also funny gay jokes), blane (see above)
never should have been cast at all: Megan , Binx (what the fuck was production thinking? you known its bad when her ex-friend was a better cast), Ted , the entire S4 cast besides Freddie, Dirench and rachel (see above) , Bezo , Charity (remenber her? lmao) , emma
 
what the fuck was production thinking?
Binx got cast on s3, when they pulled from a pool of randos who'd applied to be on a reality show. She unironically wanted to be on some normie reality show and only hangs around fishtank because it gives her clout.

Fishtank/Kick has given her a ridiculous ego and she was already a bitchy mexican before.
 
He also had like 2 images that were tagged loli...wasn't fixating on underage stuff.
The worst part of this for Blane is it wasn't even really loli. The two images were Marie Rose from uh, Dead or Alive (?) who is a canonically 18 year old woman. He legitimately had nothing underage, when the real scandal should have been all the fricking horse porn he had.

Anyways the real take away from the past two weeks is that Fishtank has the worst community online and Jet, Ben, Sam, and all of production (except Mints) are 100% justified in spiting and hating them. I fully understand why catering to third world Kick Zoomers seems more productive than catering to Hellhouse retards.
 
Made a cut of the best Blane clips from last night. No fancy editing or anything, just the raw clips back to back. S+ freeloader. And he knew when to call it quits unlike fucking Laura. Hope we see him again.

blane 720p.mp4
Edit: added the clip when they announced Twins were safe.
Bumping the Blane compilation from the candy challenge and when he left. I still like Blane.
 
Binx got cast on s3, when they pulled from a pool of randos who'd applied to be on a reality show. She unironically wanted to be on some normie reality show and only hangs around fishtank because it gives her clout.

Fishtank/Kick has given her a ridiculous ego and she was already a bitchy mexican before.
i known, but she definitely stuck around more than she should have
 
Cow crossover continues! Hapless Ogryn Aryeh tries his luck with a championess of Slaanesh!

Aryeh’s line of questioning immediately goes:
1. Are there any men too disgusting to bang? No, she has a “disgust” fetish.

2. How much do you charge?

3. Are there any sales?
This is the most Jewish thing I’ve ever heard
 
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