DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SwiftBucks]

Who the fuck is Elliot Page?

Elliot Rodgers half brother, looksmaxxer, volunteer fire fighter and featherweight muay thai champ

 

[Organized Derailment]

Wha the fuck is this:

 

[Zyklon C]

He looks like what I imagine an affluent homosexual with a great apartment might look like. The bottom.

 

[R00k]

Wha the fuck is this:

What kind of prompt do you think he put in to get that screen with an upward trending stock ticker just sitting there awkwardly beside him?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

What kind of prompt do you think he put in to get that screen with an upward trending stock ticker just sitting there awkwardly beside him?

Sussessful.

 

[SwiftBucks]

What kind of prompt do you think he put in to get that screen with an upward trending stock ticker just sitting there awkwardly beside him?

Generate an image of a successful homosexual man drinking a latte in a manhattan penthouse. He is seated on a beige couch. The entire apartment features beige. Beside him is a gaming PC displaying upwards trending stocks.

E: ran the prompt

 

[Elite Kipchak]

that's gotta be ragebait, even Phil isn't THAT delusional, right?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Wait till we find out Phil’s mail carrier is a detractor and he’s a-logging so hard that he’s actually committing federal crimes stealing Phil’s precious cards.

 

[Organized Derailment]

What kind of prompt do you think he put in to get that screen with an upward trending stock ticker just sitting there awkwardly beside him?

“Generate an image of a mature successful man with a beautiful wife, a business degree, and a loving cat”

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Generate an image of a successful homosexual man drinking a latte in a manhattan penthouse.

Tried this prompt but it freaked out on me or something

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

we're getting a fucking hour of this gay lesbian grandma with a count dracula hairline gushing over fucking final fantasy cards and their prices

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Generate an image of a successful homosexual man drinking a latte in a manhattan penthouse. He is seated on a beige couch. The entire apartment features beige. Beside him is a gaming PC displaying upwards trending stocks.

E: ran the prompt
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It even got his women's style blouse correct

 

[Milkdud]

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we're getting a fucking hour of this gay lesbian grandma with a count dracula hairline gushing over fucking final fantasy cards and their prices

I still cannot believe he was so paranoid that Amazon stole his first shipment of FF cards, and that they were lying to him to keep his package- that he ended up purchasing ANOTHER FF box of cards with express shipment even before he was eligible to refund the first box lmao He almost certainly has maxed out a few credit cards already if he was able to finally get credit back, or his Klarna or Affirm is maxed out because there's no way that broke pig can afford any of this. It sincerely made me chuckle earlier today when he said he bought the FF cards to "Give back" to the audience for being so forthcoming with their support.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Generate a 25% Italian, poorly aging 44 year old man from the eastern US, with an unevenly thinning hairline and a patchy goatee on his lopsided and droopy face. He is wearing a button up shirt featuring a gay looking Hawaiian design, with the top button undone and no undershirt, visible chest hair. He sits in a garishly lit toddler playroom, surrounded by electronics. He is poorly trying to hide that he is flexing his muscles to appear stronger for the camera.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Generate a 25% Italian, poorly aging 44 year old man from the eastern US, with an unevenly thinning hairline and a patchy goatee on his lopsided and droopy face. He is wearing a button up shirt featuring a gay looking Hawaiian design, with the top button undone and no undershirt, visible chest hair. He sits in a garishly lit toddler playroom, surrounded by electronics. He is poorly trying to hide that he is flexing his muscles to appear stronger for the camera.

This is quite frankly remarkably accurate

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

that's gotta be ragebait, even Phil isn't THAT delusional, right?

Phil effectively said it's ragebait, although it's more his usual "I was just pretending to be retarded" heel character.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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This is quite frankly remarkably accurate

This is what Kat sees when Phil stumbles into bed at 4 am after spending the whole night drinking gin and rage tweeting.

 

[RougeRed]

As has been mentioned previously in the thread, Phil's endgame for card collecting is twofold:

1. To own things that other people told him are valuable.
2. To brag about owning things that other people told him are valuable.

Anyone who theorizes about some alternative end goal that involves "selling" or "using" the cards is exposing themselves as a naive child who hasn't yet realized that the only meaningful source of joy in life is filling your middle unit condo with worthless garbage.

Yup. It's just another instance of him being a 50-year-old 10-year-old. He still can't see any value in things that he can't flex the exclusivity of. I'm guessing the only times in his life anyone ever acted like they liked him, or thought he was interesting, was when he had the cool new toy that no one else had yet. In true Phil fashion, he's spent his entire life chasing the very few wins he has ever achieved in his life, and can't move on or mature.

 

[Dr.Pepper Cherry]

Gemini says the prompt is something like:

A photorealistic YouTube thumbnail image. In the center, a middle-aged Caucasian man with dark hair and a neatly trimmed goatee is sitting on a luxurious beige leather sofa. He is smiling confidently at the camera. He is wearing a dark navy blue suit jacket over a black turtleneck sweater, and a luxury watch on his wrist. In his right hand, he is holding a clear glass mug filled with a beautifully layered latte. On the glass coffee table next to him, there is a high-end, custom water-cooled desktop PC with visible internal components, and a computer monitor displaying dark-themed financial candlestick stock charts. The background is a bright, ultra-luxurious modern high-rise penthouse living room with floor-to-ceiling windows showing a city skyline during the day, marble floors, and elegant gold decor. Large, bold, cinematic text across the top of the image reads exactly 'THE DSP MORNING SHOW'. High definition, 8k, cinematic lighting, bright and vibrant.

 

[morel style individual]

Weird thing just happened. I opened Youtube and saw Tevin was live, so I clicked on his thumbnail. The first thing I heard on the stream was DSP explaining how much the viewers need to pay him to open a pack of trading cards. What are the odds?