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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
AlexSilva aka ICS didn't show up, so Palworld was a flop. The dents still haven't paid enough to qualify for their free pack rip. Better luck tomorrow, dents.
AlexSilva aka ICS didn't show up, so Palworld was a flop. The dents still haven't paid enough to qualify for their free pack rip. Better luck tomorrow, dents.
If he plays TCG or Pokemon he opens up a 'free pack', but he only does it if he ALSO gets a paid pack. Because only opening 1 pack in a video is a total waste of time and not a good business decision. He didn't get enough tonight to open a paid pack, so FUCK YOU wanting the free pack, he will do it next stream.
Tonight he blamed the lack of support on two things, and both are funny. He said that normally Palworld gets all it's money from one guy, and he wasn't there (remember: him being funded by whales is a troll conspiracy theory that only no load life losers that think "retarded" is a slur believe). Then he blamed the fact that he only has Pitch Black pokemon cards to open, and that everyone is already bored of those. I'm sure his back-up box of Final Fantasy cards (that he paid for Rush delivery on, according to him) will save the stream.
It was mentioned not too far back in the thread, but it's still crazy to me that he actually believes things like the type of Pokemon cards that he buys are the major driving force behind his donations. Anything to avoid having to admit that he's just a shitty streamer and only has 3 fans.
This melty-faced Polack has ZERO impulse control. His Final Fantasy 7 TCG shipment didn't arrive in two whole days... so he just ordered them AGAIN! But more expensive this time!
Anyone who ever ordered something knows after shipment delays you don't necessarily get more info than "parcel delayed" he really thinks he's the center of the world and the courrier knows what's in the box so they'll steal from him.
He's getting more and more paranoid theses days, and he would have us believe he goes out once a week ? The more he's having theses weird "everyone outside is ill-intended" rants the more I think he goes out only once a month and have everything else delivered.
Has anyone who normally keeps track of it, know if his addiction to mobile games has subsided since his addiction to box cards started? changing seats on the Titanic I guess
Anyone who ever ordered something knows after shipment delays you don't necessarily get more info than "parcel delayed" he really thinks he's the center of the world and the courrier knows what's in the box so they'll steal from him.
He's getting more and more paranoid theses days, and he would have us believe he goes out once a week ? The more he's having theses weird "everyone outside is ill-intended" rants the more I think he goes out only once a month and have everything else delivered.
It's a special kind of deranged because a hermit should understand better than anyone else that packages can be delayed or lost, because they're ordering shit all the time and would experience it more than anyone else. But not old Phil, of course not. He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. Anything that happens outside of his autistic vision of the world is malicious
Google "The Supreme Gentleman" to see a handsome, smart and well-adjusted individual who respects women and is totally drowning in pussy. Surprisingly, this is not Phil in his youth.
Google "The Supreme Gentleman" to see a handsome, smart and well-adjusted individual who respects women and is totally drowning in pussy. Surprisingly, this is not Phil in his youth.
I like how the poverty-support sips through his stream.
First of all, he is the poverty tier king, he starts every stream with "guys, send some money!"
Then he has these poverty style supporters.
(I'll use shift as terminology, because he used shift before to address his streams, as if a king works on shifts like a burger flipper. He has burger flipper mentallity)
- second shift 3 days ago: $600 and some change. botting 1000+ viewers
- second shift 2 days ago: less than $600, botting 1000+ viewers
- yesterday early shift: less than $300 by some bottom tier cuck that didn't even have the money to buy a full package of botting, so he opted for 700 botted views
- yesterday night shift: support less than half the min wage, we returned to 1000+ views on botting
what's going on, guys. I thought you like to felt the trolls!!! maybe if you skip breaky, you will manage to get him to at least $100 / stream reliably and keep the (fake) views at an non-embarrassing level
Regardless of the situation, I really liked that clip from Phail the other day
"Guys, I had to use my 2016 base trim Toyota Corolla that I bought via financing as a sussessful streamer that took me 10 years of meaningful content to pay it off and did an unscheduled trip from my financed home, that I still haven't paid off as a sussessful streamer, to the local kids' toy shop to buy some made up creature cards. I used 2 more unplanned gallons of gas this week and the bank called me twice to inform me that I am over the limit. I am still recovering from that stolen wheel btw, I don't have money for those unplanned expenses, but I did it guys for you, so please spare some change."
It's things like that, that urge me to watch phail. The poverty-style support and phail's day-to-day life.
yells "I am sussessful" as he enters his bottom-tier financed 10yo toyota corolla.
"muh wife" mumbles as he eats frozen costco sausages heated by the hippopotamus that he feeds 3 times/day doordash
"It's 100 degrees here" complains with an outside ambient of 65 and a window AC taken off of a trailer home
I am sure with the poverty troll felters he'd be able to replace his broken shitter and then as a 65 yo man he will be finally free from having to wear diapees.
The audacity of this bitch to be playing and supporting Palworld after having Raw Phil taken down... oh sure, courts ruled the game to be legally distinct from Pokemon. Know who is legally distinct from some wannabe Andrew Tate style streamer having his second mid-life crisis? Phil needs to be knocked in the teeth.
Feels shitty to take a break and come back to more of the same. Nothing ever happens. As a certain wheelchair bound Native American wrestler said, we are owed ONE GAY OPP
